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[chuckddd]

Shitty news. Call a cab, you stupid bastards.

 

[eznark]

I look forward to Midget Bob's lamenting the American car culture and calling for stricter rules of ownership.

 

[Buckethead]

I've never understood driving drunk maybe buzzed but goddamn plan ahead and know your limits.

She looks fat.

Thick of It is amazing.

As a former fatty, I'm well aware of the pillow trick.

 

[jakncoke]

A couple nfl ages will be able to get on rosters soon

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Fucking stupid fucks. How hard is it to not drink and drive?

 

[Greg]

Fucking stupid fucks. How hard is it to not drink and drive?

Seriously.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Fucking stupid fucks. How hard is it to not drink and drive?

Apparently very hard.

 

[Buckethead]

So Cuevas' name is Josh...

 

[jakncoke]

I wonder how much dwi injuries/deaths would drop if the DUI blow in thing they install into owners cars that have a lot of duis into all cars

 

[eznark]

I wonder how much dwi injuries/deaths would drop if the DUI blow in thing they install into owners cars that have a lot of duis into all cars

Fuck.

You.

 

[jakncoke]

Fuck.

You.

lol

 

[Elfforkusu]

Before your car starts, you have to solve a series of math problems.

http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2008/...nding-mail-you-later.html?_escaped_fragment_=

 

[jakncoke]

Before your car starts, you have to solve a series of math problems.

http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2008/...nding-mail-you-later.html?_escaped_fragment_=

Like 13% would be able to drive them, actually yes do this. I'll be all alone on the roads fuck yeah!

 

[darkside31337]

Before your car starts, you have to solve a series of math problems.

http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2008/...nding-mail-you-later.html?_escaped_fragment_=

Thats pretty crazy, Mark Sanchez is fucked even if hes sober.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I wonder how much dwi injuries/deaths would drop if the DUI blow in thing they install into owners cars that have a lot of duis into all cars

That would be great.

 

[cajunator]

We have drive through daiquiri places here. I wonder how much of a contributing factor that is....

 

[RBH]

So Cuevas' name is Josh...

gotdamn

 

[Dutch Gronk]

So Cuevas' name is Josh...

He sold his car to buy more beer.

 

[CB3]

God damned idiots. I can't believe some of these guys with gifts and opportunities some people would kill for go and just waste them away. Unreal

 

[Doomsayer]

Holy shit.

Get a fucking cab.

 

[Wellington]

RIP

 

[Future Foundation]

God damned idiots. I can't believe some of these guys with gifts and opportunities some people would kill for go and just waste them away. Unreal

Didn't Stallworth kill a woman because he drove drunk? He played after that, right?

 

[Vesmir]

Repeat fucking offender too. Pisses me off. Put him to death.

 

[eznark]

I can understand someone driving drunk. They think they are bulletproof and in control. I cannot understand someone getting into the car with a drunk driver.

 

[Wes]

I can understand someone driving drunk. They think they are bulletproof and in control. I cannot understand someone getting into the car with a drunk driver.

I think both kinds of people are fucking twats. Control or not, you shouldn't even put yourself in a position to drive drunk. Don't drive to the sodding place you're going to be drinking at in the first place. This is an issue I'm pretty passionate about.

 

[Surge]

Fucking stupid fucks. How hard is it to not drink and drive?

Exactly

I did it one time years ago and thank god I didn't hurt anyone or myself but I still regret doing it to this day.

 

[eznark]

I think both kinds of people are fucking twats. Control or not, you shouldn't even put yourself in a position to drive drunk. Don't drive to the sodding place you're going to be drinking at in the first place. This is an issue I'm pretty passionate about.

Round here pickups are outfitted with coolers full of beer. Not about driving to a place to drink, they drink while they drive.

Thankfully I've grown up.

 

[ari]

I look forward to Midget Bob's lamenting the American car culture and calling for stricter rules of ownership.

Drunk drivers are dumb, guns are dumber.

 

[cajunator]

Drunk drivers are dumb, guns are dumber.

Guns don't pull their own trigger.

 

[ari]

Guns don't pull their own trigger.

Cars don't drive themselves.

 

[cashman]

Heroin doesn't shoot itself up.

 

[eznark]

Heroin doesn't shoot itself up.

I'm confused. Cars should be illegal or heroin should be legal?

 

[Vesmir]

I'm confused. Cars should be illegal or heroin should be legal?

Racism is a constitutional right

 

[tmdorsey]

What the hell is wrong with these players? Another lineman too. Somehow I think concussions will get the blame for this.

 

[ari]

I'm confused. Cars should be illegal or heroin should be legal?

Nothing is wrong with cars, its very useful.

Drugs are stupid, but weed should be legal.

Civilian use of guns are pointless and only cause death.

 

[cajunator]

It kind of makes sense now why the league fucked over the Saints. Every team does shady stuff but they were stupid enough to both get caught and do it right when shit like this is happening all over the league.
Still doesnt sit well with me but I understand it. This in partciular doesnt appear to be a concussion related event, although head injury could very well impair one's judgement. but lets also not let head injuries excuse every fucking dumb thing these players do either. Sometimes players just do it because they are stupid.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Drinking and driving. So stupid.

 

[Dead Man]

Drinking and driving. So stupid.

Yup.

 

[eznark]

Racism is a constitutional right

So said the 6th circuit court of appeals a couple weeks ago.

 

[Vesmir]

So said the 6th circuit court of appeals a couple weeks ago.

Fuck affirmative action sometimes. Nothing rustles me more than being told that I got to where I am only because they needed one more

Spoiler

brown

person in the program, as opposed to putting in the work I did.

Fuck the Cards too. Go Hawks.

 

[Rorschach]

I look forward to Midget Bob's lamenting the American car culture and calling for stricter rules of ownership.

I wouldn't mind that. Keep more idiots off the road, plz!

 

[eznark]

I wouldn't mind that. Keep more idiots off the road, plz!

ban all people who use "plz" as they are clearly texters.

 

[Rorschach]

ban all people who use "plz" as they are clearly texters.

And those who don't start their sentences with capital letters. Auto-correcting motherfuckers! I'm still all for it.

[edit]I would ban all professional football players from driving.

 

[Greg]

ban all people who use "plz" as they are clearly texters.

oh u

 

[cajunator]

There are so many texters in this thread.

 

[eznark]

And those who don't start their sentences with capital letters. Auto-correcting motherfuckers! I'm still all for it.

[edit]I would ban all professional football players from driving.

We should just ban alcohol. And caffeine. And sugar. And radio. And phones. And makeup. And kids. Also getting out of bed. Actually life should be banned. No dead people have ever died in a preventable accident while driving.

 

[cajunator]

We should just ban alcohol. And caffeine. And sugar. And radio. And phones. And makeup. And kids. Also getting out of bed. Actually life should be banned. No dead people have ever died in a preventable accident while driving.

breathing is pretty dangerous. Everyone who ever breathed has DIED.

 

[eznark]

breathing is pretty dangerous. Everyone who ever breathed has DIED.

I think I covered that with my blanket ban on life. It's fucking dangerous to live. 100% mortality rate.

 

[Greg]

We should just ban alcohol. And caffeine. And sugar. And radio. And phones. And makeup. And kids. Also getting out of bed. Actually life should be banned. No dead people have ever died in a preventable accident while driving.

I'm actually fine with banning most of that.

Alcohol makes people stupid, I'll drink decaf, sugar makes you fat, radio plays nothing but bad music, I'd rather talk in person, and I don't like hooker masks.

Kids are awesome. And so is waking up every morning. Life is great.

 

[Rorschach]

We should just ban alcohol. And caffeine. And sugar. And radio. And phones. And makeup. And kids. Also getting out of bed. Actually life should be banned. No dead people have ever died in a preventable accident while driving.

I'm for it. Let's start in the midwest and work our way out. Don't worry, the coastal states won't change their mind when it starts getting close to them.