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[soulja224466]

I just muted the TV

summerall: "martz just called a timeout....to save a timeout....i mean, uh..to save a *espn cuts to commercial*"

 

[Eminem]

:lol :lol


this is the worst game ever. it needs a hurricane.

 

[AssMan]

Dolphins and Buccanears:two WORST O in the league.

 

[Maverick]

Since when did Sunday Night Football get so boring? I remember a few years ago I could watch damn near any Sunday Night game that ESPN slapped together. They just made it seem so damn important even when it wasn't.

Now with Pat and these jablomeez I'm bored about the first series.

3-1 Steelers! Believe in the Roth ERA!

 

[Eminem]

"remember 4 years ago when they started all that shifting. or maybe it was 5 years ago. who knows? i don't. everyone was confused. wait what am i talking about?"

 

[soulja224466]

"remember 4 years ago when they started all that shifting. or maybe it was 5 years ago. who knows? i don't. everyone was confused. what's going on?"

im confused too

 

[Eminem]

"that's a big stop, as we say, for the forty-niners"


what

 

[Maverick]

"....makes it 17-0 at, am, before the half..."




...yes.

 

[Fifty]

SNF sucks. Suzy needs to be in the booth with Joe Namath.

 

[soulja224466]

lol the appeal of SNF these days isn't the actual game. The fun of SNF comes in seeing what summerall will say next.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

lol this is what summeral said:

"Remember 4 years ago when the rams started shifting? Or was it 5? Anyways, everyone was confused. They have adapted to it now, but they are still confused."



summeral is hilarious

 

[impirius]

The ONLY good thing about the NFL this week is that Dunta Robinson got two picks.

Gamecocks got 4 picks against Bama, too... good week for Carolina DBs.


...I can't believe we lost to JGar and friends.

 

[Eminem]

nice pass.

 

[soulja224466]

FMT: whats up with ratboy? wheres the triple nickel??

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

-_-


wtf was that by Rat? he looked like jgars lifestyle on that "throw"

 

[Eminem]

-_-


wtf was that by Rat? he looked like jgars lifestyle on that "throw"

yeah, that pass definitely wasn't straight...

 

[Eminem]

"moves ahead on a uhh busted...*incoherant mumbling"


"and ya know, talking to dennis erickson, i asked him if rumph was gonna break his forearm and he looked at me with a little smile and said, he said paul, you know mike rumph will break his forearm"

 

[Maverick]

FMT don't worry my friend!

Thiesman: "These 49ers wear those 49 uniforms with pride."

And yeah! They might be getting their fucking asses kicked, but they're still niners!


Are these guys serious? Really? Is this a joke on us? Or what?

 

[soulja224466]

correction: steven jackson broke it. that dude is a huge MFer, rumph is lucky he didn't get killed

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

"and ya know, talking to dennis erickson, i asked him if rumph was gonna break his forearm and he looked at me with a little smile and said, he said paul, you know mike rumph will break his forearm"

:lol

 

[MetatronM]

The ONLY good thing about the NFL this week is that Dunta Robinson got two picks.

Oh come now. The JETS are UNDEFEATED.

 

[Maverick]

Game over.

What time do the bars close around here Joe?

 

[soulja224466]

TD RAMS. sorry FMT, at least you still have your 49er pride *snicker*

 

[Eminem]

Game over.

What time do the bars close around here Joe?

:lol

niners could get shut out 2 weeks in a row

 

[Maverick]

:lol

at peterson mic'd up.

 

[Fifty]

And yeah! They might be getting their fucking asses kicked, but they're still niners!


Are these guys serious? Really? Is this a joke on us? Or what?

That was hilarious.


This game is so awful. They're talking about how great the Rams are, but the Niners are giving them so much. Oh yeah, I haven't talked about fantasy football all day, and I don't intend to linger on the subject, but Barlow....DO SOMETHING! You're killing me. Now that his team is down 2000-0, no way will he do anything unless he lines up at WR, which might be a good idea. Johnson is the only Niner worth a damn.

 

[Maverick]

Fantasy Football was a wreck today. I doubt anyone in my league scored over 90 pts.

At least I have LT.

EDIT: :lol @ the hail mary.

 

[impirius]

Oh come now. The JETS are UNDEFEATED.

Y'know, I was about to make a post about how the Jets don't have enough D at this point to keep up their run, but looking at their schedule... man, that might just be the most favorable schedule in the NFL.

 

[MetatronM]

Y'know, I was about to make a post about how the Jets don't have enough D at this point to keep up their run, but looking at their schedule... man, that might just be the most favorable schedule in the NFL.

Yeah, I know. Our schedule is HILARIOUSLY easy. I think the Jets have 5 games with SOME difficulty. Otherwise, it's a laugher.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

man what a joke this season has become. we've given up 3 drives of 70+ and a touchdown on the fumble. this is identical to 1999, the similarities are eerie:

- Huge portion of rookies on the team
- no cap room
- athletic/quick defense, but too young and stupid to make anything of it
- uncertain offense that provides the defense with very few rests, and next to no points (or in the case of the last 6 quarters, literally no points at all)


you know what i hope we get shutout again. maybe york will sell the team. i don't buy all this "NO CAP ROOM!" bullshit. teams that want to win find a way to fit good players under the cap plain and simple

 

[Eminem]

why am i still watching this?

 

[soulja224466]

why am i still watching this?

because summerall could die at any minute?

 

[Eminem]

yeah, fuck this. gonna watch poker on FSN instead

 

[impirius]

Mike Patrick is supposed to come back next week, so there's only one more quarter of Summerall left... SAVOR IT

 

[Pimpwerx]

why am i still watching this?

To watch Dennis Erickson's world of mediocrity come crumbling down around him. He's left a lot of victims in his wake. I remember what he did to the Canes program, and I'll never forgive him. San Fran can do better. PEACE.

 

[Fifty]

why am i still watching this?

I just stopped. I should have stopped sooner.

At least you'll be happy to hear that the Ravens are on SNF next week, and even the deadbeat play by play crew won't be enough to stop them from running all over the foreskins d.

 

[Eminem]

if you're just joining us, god won the toss and he elected to bore the bejesus out of national televesion with pat summerall

 

[Bowser]

Panthers kept it close going into the fourth quarter before being thoroughly owned by the Falcons in the fourth. Both the offense and defense couldn't do shit. The Offense gave up a TD in the fourth as well as the defense. This team disgusted me in the 4th quarter. We're not down and out yet. It's going to be VERY hard to win the division now that Atlanta has a three game cushion. The only way that can happen is if Atlanta has a collapse of monumental proportions (something like going 3-9 the rest of the way, which isn't likely seeing as the Falcons have a pretty cupcake schedule). I think that means the Panthers are gonna have to shoot for the wild card. We need a win either @Den or @Phi and then a win against the Chargers. That way we can finish off our first six games with a 3-3 record, because after that our schedule lightens considerably, with the only hard games (in my mind, that is) are @SEA and @ATL. If we can split the series with ATL, I think we should be able to go 11-5/10-6 and earn a wild card. Man, we are really missing Steve Smith

 

[dskillzhtown]

OMG, being at the Texans/Raiders game today was awesome. Raider Nation came in and was like 15% of the crowd. But after halftime, they were quiet and whining. Kerry Collins is NOT a good QB. He was so unsure of himself all day and telegraphed his passes. The post game party/tailgate was incredible. Texans finally got 2 wins in a row, and I was there. Incredible f'n game.

I will post pics of the tailgating hotties tomorrow or late tonight.

 

[Miguel]

Raider Nation was complaining about the heat all day. :lol

They were talking trash for the first quarter...it slowed in the 2nd quarter....a bunch were leaving in the 3rd...and they were SILENT in the 4th. :lol

I told you guys....Dom Capers has Kerry Collins in CHECK! He knows what he likes to do...and they destroyed him in 2002.

I'll pull up Collins' combined stats for the two games in a minute.

 

[DJ_Tet]

Panthers kept it close going into the fourth quarter before being thoroughly owned by the Falcons in the fourth. Both the offense and defense couldn't do shit. The Offense gave up a TD in the fourth as well as the defense. This team disgusted me in the 4th quarter. We're not down and out yet. It's going to be VERY hard to win the division now that Atlanta has a three game cushion. The only way that can happen is if Atlanta has a collapse of monumental proportions (something like going 3-9 the rest of the way, which isn't likely seeing as the Falcons have a pretty cupcake schedule). I think that means the Panthers are gonna have to shoot for the wild card. We need a win either @Den or @Phi and then a win against the Chargers. That way we can finish off our first six games with a 3-3 record, because after that our schedule lightens considerably, with the only hard games (in my mind, that is) are @SEA and @ATL. If we can split the series with ATL, I think we should be able to go 11-5/10-6 and earn a wild card. Man, we are really missing Steve Smith

ATL has a 2.5 game lead on us at the moment. Today's game was a heartbreaker. It seemed like all day if we could make ONE PLAY we could take the game. Boom, blitz, INT FOR TD, GAME. I think Jake was bothered by a slight concussion. We miss our o-line from last year a hell of a lot more than we miss Steve Smith currently. GB and ATL both blitzed the hell out of us all day. 0-2 at home. We came out VERY uninspired after our bye week. Our defense didn't look special at all. Bill Maas is still sucking the Falcon's dick, and he started when the game was 0-0. ATL is our daddy.

We're gonna need to prove we can play a LOT better than we did in the second half today (why did we stop running the ball?) if we want to even sniff playoffs. The season is by no means over, but we gotta figure something out quick. Hopefully Stephen Davis can come back next week. Going to Mile High will be a beast. But like you said, with our schedule so frontloaded, even a 1-4 record isn't the end of the world. It sure feels like it though.

Go Panthers!

 

[Miguel]

November 24th, 2002
Texans vs Giants

Collins 18-41
214 yards
2 Sacks
1 TD
2 INT
48.2 Rating

These stats coming on a day where Tiki Barber had 19 carries for 146 yards.

October 3rd, 2004
Texans vs Raiders

Collins 21-38
237 yards
1 sack
0 TD
3 INTs
41.2 Rating


Collins (combined) vs Texans

39-79
451 yards
3 sacks
1 TD
5 INTs
44.9 Rating

 

[Paradox]

Why do the Patriots have such an easy schedule??? I dont get it...

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i can't wait to see who we draft #1 in april! wait, im getting a transmission from the future...


Paul Tagliabue: And with the first selection in the 2005 NFL Draft, the 49ers... trade the pick to the New England Patriots. The 49ers will receive two 2nd round picks, a 4th round pick, a 6th round pick, and three 7th round picks. New England is on the clock...



sweet!

 

[Eminem]

lol...you guys should take Orton and get rid of the rat. or start dorsey. either way

 

[darkiguana]

Fantasy Football was a wreck today. I doubt anyone in my league scored over 90 pts.

Yeah, I've got 98 and my opponent has 78. BUT he has Jamal Lewis who is going to torch the KC defense

darkiguana

 

[Eminem]

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 Las Vegas Jordans 47  
 
 
 
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 Al Davis' Nightmare  36 
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 New York Kohans  44 
 neo-neo-Raiders 28  
 
 
 
 Ghost Of Jgar  33 
 Disgraceland Elvises 25

 

[DCX]

if you're just joining us, god won the toss and he elected to bore the bejesus out of national televesion with pat summerall

:lol

DCX

 

[Ripclawe]

NFL PICS OF THE DAY!

 

[Miguel]

Sharper: "Collins, this is my foot...I will stick it up your ass...and you will like it."