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[Quick]

Quick you better have said great things about the Leafs or I'm done with you.

My family doesn't give a shit about hockey

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yet everyone can jump real high

so I have been on my own for the most part being a hockey fan. I only became a Leafs fan because I saw that one of the players had my name.

Little did I know that player stopped playing in the 70s while I discovered him in the late 80s.

I dished out salt.

I talked about Reimer.

I dished out more salt.

 

[Curufinwe]

The fake Bryzgalov twitter delivered tonight.

@notbryzgoalie30

i root for Boston 2nite,even thoug they bears

 

[3N16MA]

Poor PK.

 

[Red_Man]

Did you spend the last hour and a half going through the footage of their encounter to find that one frame?

 

[Alucard]

Pens have tons of Canadian players, including Morrow. Cup confirmed.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

There's a prospect with my name - and he sucks

 

[Stet]

Is your name that rare?

I'm fairly confident no NHL player has my name. I now want to find out. -goes to check-

EDIT: There's one. Welp. I now have to be a Stars fan, apparently. Hahaha no.

We talking first names or both? If first names only, one of the most famous Leafs has mine.

 

[Smiley90]

There's a prospect with my name - and he sucks

http://www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8476993#&navid=nhl-search

This guy is probably your best bet. Your name lacking an h is weird. But yeah, fellow rare name person!

We talking first names or both? If first names only, one of the most famous Leafs has mine.

First names only. No way anyone would match my full name. There's also nobody matching my last name only.

 

[ShaneB]

Yea, pretty rough around the edges but it's a start. We'll be rotating posters from different teams as well. Best part of it is learning that Quick is prejudice against Jets fans for some unknown reason.

This means I'll never be on, I don't cheer for a specific team!

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

http://www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8476993#&navid=nhl-search

This guy is probably your best bet. Your name lacking an h is weird. But yeah, fellow rare name person!

No wait, his LAST name is my first name.

 

[3N16MA]

Did you spend the last hour and a half going through the footage of their encounter to find that one frame?

TRIB

 

[Red_Man]

This means I'll never be on, I don't cheer for a specific team!

If you cheer for multiple teams you don't want to be on, it would just be 40 mins of Marvie deservedly tearing you a new asshole.

 

[Smiley90]

No wait, his LAST name is my first name.

The fuck kind of first name do you have? Are you a member of an 80's one hit wonder band?

 

[3N16MA]

Is the Podcast something you guys have been doing for awhile?

 

[Marvie_3]

No wait, his LAST name is my first name.

I was hoping you had changed your name to Artur.

The fuck kind of first name do you have? Are you a member of an 80's one hit wonder band?

He is actually. He's the lead singer of this band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUFOVu1CurM

 

[ShaneB]

If you cheer for multiple teams you don't want to be on, it would just be 40 mins of Marvie deservedly tearing you a new asshole.

That doesn't sound that fun.

 

[Quick]

Is the Podcast something you guys have been doing for awhile?

We've been talking about it for ages, but only got to record it last night.

 

[Kave_Man]

Is your name that rare?

I'm fairly confident no NHL player has my name. I now want to find out. -goes to check-

EDIT: There's one. Welp. I now have to be a Stars fan, apparently. Hahaha no.

Pretty rare.

Dave Keon is the hockey player I saw on TV. Ever since I have always worn the #14.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

WOO.

thug it up ducks.

 

[3N16MA]

We've been talking about it for ages, but only got to record it last night.

That's pretty cool. Look forward to it.

 

[Smiley90]

Pretty rare.

Dave Keon is the hockey player I saw on TV. Ever since I have always worn the #14.

Dave is hardly a rare name... or are you talking Keon for mutual last names? Or are you doing the Dastardly "his last name's my first name" thing?

He is actually. He's the lead singer of this band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUFOVu1CurM

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

 

[RC]

I have one of those filthy immigrant last names. One that is also especially uncommon, among filthy immigrants. I should add my parents are immigrants, not that filthy though.

 

[Marvie_3]

Comeau!

That doesn't sound that fun.

I kill you scum.

 

[Kave_Man]

Dave is hardly a rare name... or are you talking Keon for mutual last names? Or are you doing the Dastardly "his last name's my first name" thing?



I FUCKING KNEW IT.

Haha doing the Dastardly.

My first name is Keon.

 

[Quick]

My first name is Keon.

That would be your first name.

 

[Red_Man]

My last name is the name of a country.

Haha doing the Dastardly.

My first name is Keon.

That's pretty rad.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Howard makes that contract look sexy.

 

[zedge]

What a snipe by Begin..haha.

 

[Terrordactyl]

What the fuck just happened?

 

[3N16MA]

My last name is the name of a country.

Jordan?

 

[Smiley90]

Haha doing the Dastardly.

My first name is Keon.

That's a pretty awesome first name, actually. There are 0 players in the NHL database with my last name. And only 1 player with my first name who's played in the NHL. That's including the dastardly-method.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

The fuck kind of first name do you have? Are you a member of an 80's one hit wonder band?

Bede. My parents were hippies.

I was hoping you had changed your name to Artur.

Yeah, BEA ARTUR.

He is actually. He's the lead singer of this band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUFOVu1CurM

Hey, leave Icehouse out of this!

 

[Marvie_3]

My last name is the name of a country.


That's pretty rad.

Red Northern Ireland?

Bede. My parents were hippies.

Did the kids at school call you "anal bede"?

Hey, leave Icehouse out of this!

I was trying to share your work.

 

[Wingfan19]

Fucking Detroit. STOP PLAYING LIKE MORONS! Score a god damn goal you fuckers!!!!

 

[Red_Man]

Jordan?

I'm not going to say it but that's not it, it's a pretty popular one and whenever someone asks me my last name and I tell them, 70% of the time they follow up with "Like the country?"

Red Northern Ireland?

That would be pretty kick ass.

 

[Smiley90]

I'm not going to say it but that's not it, it's a pretty popular one and whenever someone asks me my last name and I tell them, 70% of the time they follow up with "Like the country?"

Cuba?

Guessing is fun.

 

[ShaneB]

I kill you scum.

Was that one game of Battlefield 3 we played together so impactful that you still hate me after all this time??

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Did the kids at school call you "anal bede"?

It was mentioned once or twice, but never became a nickname or anything.

I can usually tell a moron from a mile away because they'll mention it as soon as I introduce myself.

 

[Marvie_3]

Was that one game of Battlefield 3 we played together so impactful that you still hate me after all this time??

I've purposely blocked out any memory I have of that game....so I doubt it?

It was mentioned once or twice, but never became a nickname or anything.

I can usually tell a moron from a mile away because they'll mention it as soon as I introduce myself.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

I'm not going to say it but that's not it, it's a pretty popular one and whenever someone asks me my last name and I tell them, 70% of the time they follow up with "Like the country?"

That would be pretty kick ass.

Krung-thep-maha-nakorn-boworn-ratana-kosin-mahintar-ayudhya-amaha-dilok-pop-nopa-ratana-rajthani-burirom-udom-rajniwes-mahasat-arn-amorn-pimarn-avatar-satit-sakattiya-visanukam?

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Thailand's official name

 

[Zombie James]

Come on, Wings.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

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Sorry, I should've mentioned they themselves make that association and laugh about it, whereas you asked if kids at school did... Implying that the association itself is made by dumbass kids.

Big difference.

 

[kingslunk]

Come on, Wings.

NO

 

[Marvie_3]

Sorry, I should've mentioned they themselves make that association and laugh about it, whereas you asked if kids at school did... Implying that the association itself is made by dumbass kids.

Big difference.

I knew your name a long time ago anyway.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Folks just call me Long Dong Silver IRL.


Tru story.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Holy shit Howard gonna cost Detroit the playoffs lol.

 

[zedge]

ROFL... Begin!!

Oh Howard.

 

[Marvie_3]

Holy shit Howard gonna cost Detroit $30M+ and the playoffs lol.

Fixed.

 

[Plinko]

Holy shit Howard gonna cost Detroit the playoffs lol.

What a set of horrible plays. Earning that money.

 

[Terrordactyl]

HOLY SHIT BEGIN WTF?!