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[Calamari41]

Not surprised by the slow night here in NHLgaf

I'm sorry, are Pikma and I boring you?

 

[MultiJhonny]

I'm sorry, are Pikma and I boring you?

Nah you guys cool. Just not surprised since it is a Friday night and there was one game on lol

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Not surprised by the slow night here in NHLgaf

Final Day tomorrow. Final Game of the Season. I can't wait for this season to end man

 

[Pikma]

Maybe I should start telling you guys about the girls I've slept with while I'm here in Europe, I could even add some pictures of unmade beds

Would that entertain you, MJ?

 

[KingBroly]

There's only one word to describe the Caps right now

SAWFT

You can't hate on my team. Only fans can hate on their own team.

It's a Rule. Go back to hating on your team.

 

[EmmaWatsonButt]

The London Knights PBP guy was just doing his best Pat Foley impression :lol

So who was the best player on the ice? How did Bracco do

 

[Calamari41]

Maybe I should start telling you guys about the girls I've slept with while I'm here in Europe, I could even add some pictures of unmade beds

Would that entertain you, MJ?

It's going to be hard for you to top Tabris' recent infant girlfriends

 

[Pikma]

You can't hate on my team. Only fans can hate on their own team.

It's a Rule. Go back to hating on your team.

S-A-W-F-T

 

[MultiJhonny]

Final Day tomorrow. Final Game of the Season. I can't wait for this season to end man

I am nervous about tomorrow......

Maybe I should start telling you guys about the girls I've slept with while I'm here in Europe, I could even add some pictures of unmade beds

Would that entertain you, MJ?

We need the pictures first before we move forward. Also you need to talk down to us

 

[Pikma]

It's going to be hard for you to top Tabris' recent infant girlfriends

Holy shit, I missed that
Is that why he got banned?

Link?

 

[MultiJhonny]

Holy shit, I missed that
Is that why he got banned?

Link?

I missed that too but it wasn't why he got banned. he was being Tabris in a Bernie Sanders thread

 

[KingBroly]

S-W-A-F-T

Nice spelling

 

[zroid]

So who was the best player on the ice? How did Bracco do

I was flipping channels all night, only saw a few minutes here and there. London's top line was great as usual.

Simon might have better takes for you, lol.

 

[Pikma]

Nice spelling

Lol

 

[Pikma]

I am nervous about tomorrow......



We need the pictures first before we move forward. Also you need to talk down to us

Who do you want to hear about first? The italian girl? The madrileña? The sevillana? Or the french one?

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Holy shit, I missed that
Is that why he got banned?

Link?

I missed that too but it wasn't why he got banned. he was being Tabris in a Bernie Sanders thread

He basically said and I quote "[He wants] America's economy to enter a recession via the banking system as Canada can weather and come out of a US recession better. We, along with Australia, UK, EU, South Korea, Japan, etc profit on the recovery for the median citizen's income"

Obviously people (Line included) weren't exactly in agreement of his statement.

 

[Calamari41]

Holy shit, I missed that
Is that why he got banned?

Link?

I can't search my old posts on mobile, but he posted pictures of him eating gourmet baby food for two and shortly thereafter posted in another thread about how he only dates "very young" girls.

 

[zroid]

I can't search my old posts on mobile, but he posted pictures of him eating gourmet baby food for two and shortly thereafter posted in another thread about how he only dates "very young" girls.

...

surely that's a perma?

oh who am I kidding

 

[Pikma]

I can't search my old posts on mobile, but he posted pictures of him eating gourmet baby food for two and shortly thereafter posted in another thread about how he only dates "very young" girls.

What the fuck, that's a new low

 

[Smiley90]

Of course he only dates very young girls, those are the only ones impressed by him taking them for 100$-dinner first dates

 

[Calamari41]

Of course he only dates very young girls, those are the only ones impressed by him taking them for 100$-dinner first dates

Hey guys I live near a movie theater. Why can't everyone swag like me?

He's probably jackin' it right now, reading us talk about him.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

You people have been fooled by Calamari.

 

[Calamari41]

You people have been fooled by Calamari.

NHL-GAF exclusive - Asian Bedsheets with Tabris, Part 4:

Bonus - Eating Gourmet Baby Food with Tabris:

.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

.

I see your point.

One problem: that wasn't the reason he was banned.

 

[shadowkat]

You people have been fooled by Calamari.

Well Tabris did post baby food as if it was impressive or something.

 

[Calamari41]

I see your point.

One problem: that wasn't the reason he was banned.

I didn't say it was! I just said Pikma doesn't have sex with infants.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Well Tabris did post baby food as if it was impressive or something.

Not going to argue that. I'm just saying that it wasn't the reason he's taking a 3-week timeout.

I didn't say it was! I just said Pikma doesn't have sex with infants.

It sounded like you were inferring it at least. And I would hope Pikma doesn't have sex with infants.

 

[Calamari41]

It sounded like you were inferring it at least. And I would hope Pikma doesn't have sex with infants.

I mentioned it before anybody talked about his ban

 

[Simon Belmont]

So who was the best player on the ice? How did Bracco do

I never even noticed Bracco. I thought Tkachuk was the best player tbh.


They've also got this kid named Pu that's impressed me both times I've gone.

 

[Alucard]

Wait. Tabris was banned? Perm?

 

[ShinRPGamer]

I mentioned it before anybody talked about his ban

And my reading comprehension had a brain fart. Apologies Calamari.

Wait. Tabris was banned? Perm?

3 weeks.

 

[Simon Belmont]

Wait. Tabris was banned? Perm?

NHL GAF isn't nearly that lucky.

 

[Calamari41]

And my reading comprehension had a brain fart. Apologies Calamari.



3 weeksl

It's OK! The important thing is that Pikma confirmed that he doesn't do anything with children.

Edit: He never confirmed it!

Pikma???

 

[Line_HTX]

And my reading comprehension had a brain fart. Apologies Calamari.

3 weeks.

Looks like Shadow Soldier got into it a little too hard with somebody else in Fighting Game Headquarters thread too.

 

[MultiJhonny]

Who do you want to hear about first? The italian girl? The madrileña? The sevillana? Or the french one?

Italiano

.

Oh yeah I remember this post now hahaha it was fucking weird

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Stop Talking about Tabris

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Looks like Shadow Soldier got into it a little too hard with somebody else in Fighting Game Headquarters thread too.

Just saw that. Only consolation for Shadow is that the guy he had a spat with got banned as well, and rightfully so.

 

[Yawnier]

Man why the fuck would you eat baby food

 

[Razorskin]

Man why the fuck would you eat baby food

This is what people do when they actually want exciting vacations.


Better than smoking brisket.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Man why the fuck would you eat baby food

Gourmet Baby Food at that.


The Canucks really got to him didn't they?

 

[zroid]

Gourmet Baby Food at that.


The Canucks really got to him didn't they?

Or maybe he got to the Canucks

 

[Pikma]

It's OK! The important thing is that Pikma confirmed that he doesn't do anything with children.

Edit: He never confirmed it!

Pikma???

Hey I don't think that's something I'd ever need to clarify but I'll do it anyways

No, I would never do any of that creepy shit.

Having said that, I guess you could say my life in yurop is not as eventful as Sirbat's life, and I totally don't regret it

Fuck grown ups food though, it's so insipid and so boring.

 

[trifelife]

Nice spelling

Pikma's a bonified stud, and you can't teach that

 

[Marvie_3]

Snagged free tickets to the Rangers/Red Wings game tomorrow.

Stop Talking about Tabris

This. Holy shit.

 

[Quick]

Snagged free tickets to the Rangers/Red Wings game tomorrow.

But they don't have a car display by ice level at MSG.

 

[Marvie_3]

But they don't have a car display by ice level at MSG.

I know. I have to take the subway like a homeless person.

 

[zroid]

I almost feel bad for Boston*. The Red Wings might get into the playoffs at their expense, and all they have to do is beat a team that actively wants to lose. In an even more real sense than a team that is tanking for the draft, which is management side only.




*hell no I don't

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

I almost feel bad for Boston*. The Red Wings might get into the playoffs at their expense, and all they have to do is beat a team that actively wants to lose. In an even more real sense than a team that is tanking for the draft, which is management side only.




*hell no I don't

Would be hilarious, all those offseason moves to wind up with the same exact result as last year.

 

[Marvie_3]

I almost feel bad for Boston*. The Red Wings might get into the playoffs at their expense, and all they have to do is beat a team that actively wants to lose. In an even more real sense than a team that is tanking for the draft, which is management side only.




*hell no I don't

Youll feel bad if Detroit makes it instead of them.

 

[Socreges]

What why hadn't I heard of this?

The only worthwhile thing this country has besides tapas and they want to get rid of it? Fuck that,
If Trump promised siestas for everyone I'd vote for him

Go back to Texas then

Si si.. Mi gato es un perro. Yo tengo tu madre en mis pantolones por que mis ojos es no trabajo.

Spoiler

My spanish sucks

Que buen hablas, amorcito

Paellas fucking suck, I didn't like them, they taste like shit. The señoritas are really hot though, madrileñas and andalusas, especially.

Regresa a Texas, coño