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i'll send you flowers and a homemade banana bread <3
We go on our biggest losing streak this season once Ryan came back
We had our longest winning streak once he was out
We get back in the game with 10min left against Detroit behind 2 goals, once Ryan got injured midway through 3rd period
We finally win a game and Ryan wasn't playing
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Coinsidence? I THINK NOT!
We had our longest winning streak once he was out
We get back in the game with 10min left against Detroit behind 2 goals, once Ryan got injured midway through 3rd period
We finally win a game and Ryan wasn't playing
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Coinsidence? I THINK NOT!
Is this a knock at Leafs fans? Like we're so used to golf we'd want to jump in there?
Habs Bruins Rd 2 would certainly be something to see!
It will be even sweeter when the Leafs eliminate them from playoff contention.
Reckheim
Member
Love your avatar, miss that pudgy face.
Just like a Leafs fan to be so self-centered.
There are like 14 other teams already planning golf trips.
Yeah, being a Leafs fan for so long it's ingrained in me to be paranoid and afraid. I can just see the collapse in all it's glory, 18-wheeler part 3: This time the kids have the disease!
See, I purposefully stayed out of the thread last night because I knew there would be all kinds of shit being thrown around about Calgary.
I don't mind some trash talking, but damn. Ducks can be the dirtiest team in the league when they want to, and the refs already hate Calgary, so we just get all this shit. I mean, did you all turn a blind eye to all the dirty shit the Kesler and Perry were up to? Also, I love how they target are smallest players, seriously, fight someone your own size!
Yeah, fuck you too.
I don't mind some trash talking, but damn. Ducks can be the dirtiest team in the league when they want to, and the refs already hate Calgary, so we just get all this shit. I mean, did you all turn a blind eye to all the dirty shit the Kesler and Perry were up to? Also, I love how they target are smallest players, seriously, fight someone your own size!
Yeah, fuck you too.
Calamari41
41 > 38
Yeah, sorry, you don't get to play the victim when you took out one of our best players on the eve of the playoffs with a filthy knee-on-knee.
That Knee-on-Knee was accidental, you can see him leaning in with his shoulder. But whatever story you want to run with to make you feel better, go right ahead.
Trash talk the team all you want, but if you guys just want to rip into each other's cities and fans, I'll probably just bow out of the Playoff thread.
Calamari41
41 > 38
That's a huge chunk of what the playoffs threads are, especially when the other Calgary fans enter it, so I would probably suggest bowing out if you don't like seeing that kind of thing.
CreeperBlocks
Banned
Guys guys, we need all the salt we can get. Let it flow
Simon Belmont
Banned
Calamari41
41 > 38
Simon Belmont
Banned
This thing is Calgary's biggest cultural attraction.
Frankly I don't see what all the hoopla is about.
I legit thought you had circled a streetlamp pole, took me a minute
Lots of cable companies in Calgary
bonesmccoy
Banned
Calgary > Regina
I rest my case
I rest my case
Simon Belmont
Banned
I once had a girlfriend tell me to "kiss her where it stinks", so I took her to Calgary.
Calamari41
41 > 38
Scribbling this down in a notebook for future slams
Just chiming back in to point out that Columbus lost in regulation by 3 yesterday...
There's technically like a 0.00001% chance the Rangers could climb into 3rd place in the Metro still. Here's the exact set of circumstances that would cause that to happen:
1) The Rangers go 3-0-0 in their final three games
2) All of those wins are in regulation or overtime.
3) They win those games with an average margin of victory of at least +3 per game.
4) The Blue Jackets go 0-4-0 in their final four games.
5) They lose those games with an average margin of loss of at least -3 per game.
If all of that pans out, then the Rangers and Blue Jackets would both end with 106 points and 47 ROW. Their season series had an odd number of games, so the first game in the arena with the extra home game is thrown out, leaving the teams 2-2 against each other on the season, earning 4 points each. That leaves it down to goal differential, where Columbus currently has a +20 lead over the Rangers. If the margin of victory/defeat in each of those 7 games that remain is 3, that is a 21 point swing in goal differential in the Rangers' favor, giving them third place in the Metropolitan Division.
Suffice it to say, this is not happening, so yes, Rangers-Habs is locked.
to get back on topic, I think it's pretty safe to assume Habs are making it to the final 4 right?
I don't think anyone's nervous about the Rangers
Snes/Boston/Leafs are basically a free pass, plus they'll cannibalize each other in the first round
This is the year, as predicted after we traded Subban
I don't think anyone's nervous about the Rangers
Snes/Boston/Leafs are basically a free pass, plus they'll cannibalize each other in the first round
This is the year, as predicted after we traded Subban
Calamari41
41 > 38
I guarantee a Montreal Stanley Cup victory this year
Simon Belmont
Banned
I'm going to capital D-light in quoting this after a first round exit.
Lmao and you bitch about Laffs fans not being level headed about their team​.
Unless we get some dirty Kreider shit, there's no way we're not beating them fair and square
Lundqvist can't stop a beachball against us
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
This is wrong, but it makes me feel right.
Calamari41
41 > 38
Seems like he's deliberately sticking his knee out and holding his elbow up but anything is possible.
Holy shit BTails pleaded for mercy and you guys just doubled down 😰
Sure. Provide evidence. Whatever makes you feel better!
Seems like he's deliberately sticking his knee out and holding his elbow up but anything is possible.
Simon Belmont
Banned
Maybe he's bow-legged
All this shitting on Calgary makes me warm and fuzzy inside
Also, newbie: Shittalking is a big part of the playoffs, but we're all friends at the end of the day*. If you dont think that's you can handle that, better stay clear... otherwise feel free to shit on everythin else too!
Except the Kings, fuck the Kings
Also, newbie: Shittalking is a big part of the playoffs, but we're all friends at the end of the day*. If you dont think that's you can handle that, better stay clear... otherwise feel free to shit on everythin else too!
Except the Kings, fuck the Kings
This is correct. If we don't get our shit together this week (and Price doesn't have something unfortunate happen to him, say when he's walking down a flight of stairs), the Habs are winning in 5.
On the flip side, if we do actually manage to beat the Habs somehow, I like our chances to win it all. The absolute biggest obstacles between us and the Cup are the Big 3 of the Metro Division and the Habs, and the Metro boys will all be busy destroying each other in the first 2 rounds.
CreeperBlocks
Banned
I'm sorry Btails.
Let the man breathe, no wonder no one wants to join HockeyGAF :/
The Flames are a good team 👍 That Johnny Hockey guy is pretty good
Let the man breathe, no wonder no one wants to join HockeyGAF :/
The Flames are a good team 👍 That Johnny Hockey guy is pretty good
Simon Belmont
Banned
Yep. Either roll with the punches or start throwing haymakers. Asking to stop the match will just get you the Blue Meanie treatment.
Unless you want to be a Sens fan, then we just shit on ourselves and our team.
Calamari41
41 > 38
Honestly I feel that calling Calgary citizens subhuman was taking it really easy compared to the kind of rhetoric we're going to be seeing in just a week. People will be accused of raping barn animals in due time.
Simon Belmont
Banned
And that's just what Cake Boss will be posting.
Seems like he's deliberately sticking his knee out and holding his elbow up but anything is possible.
Fox Broadcast, so obviously fake news.
At least I can take solace in the fact that the Vancouver-fan is defending me, us Western Canadian team-bros need to stick together (except "Fuck the Nucks" still, no hard feelings).