Thats part of the fun though. No need to be so thin skinned. The Cable TV Wars of 2015 were amazing.
This joke is always hilarious and works for so many places. Calgary, New Jersey, Solo's vagina, etc.
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bonesmccoy
Banned
I have nothing against the Flames.
Other than that the stupid antagonism of Burke seems to have worked itself into the DNA of the organization.
Very similar thing happened with the Leafs. Unfortunately, for most of the time he was there I bought into it. :I
Other than that the stupid antagonism of Burke seems to have worked itself into the DNA of the organization.
Very similar thing happened with the Leafs. Unfortunately, for most of the time he was there I bought into it. :I
Calamari41
41 > 38
The Cable TV Wars of 2015 were the bigger story, but my favorite will always be the time Terrordactyl started claiming Glacier National Park as a reason that Calgary was better than Vancouver.
One of the few things everyone in NHL-GAF is in complete agreement on.
except the few Kings fans in here but they dont count because theyre basically chuds
Oh yeah....fuck clydefrog
Oh yeah....fuck clydefrog
All according to keicocku
You can get better donairs in Calgary and their liquor stores are open later, but that's pretty much it.
Fucker. Back 2 Back not looking likely...
The first time I visited New Jersey with my family I was actually blown away by how bad it smelled, even out on the NJ turnpike outside of any city it smells like hot garbage
bonesmccoy
Banned
Belgium
I fly to Toronto about 4 times a year for work, and I love visiting the city, but fuck you guys need to chill. Working on Bay St, then everyone goes to grab a drink after work: Nothing like standing around in a suit in a cramped bar, drinking $12 beers (plus tax). Sounds great!
At least in Calgary, I can still get a full pint for $5 after work, usually something craft and delicious from AB or BC. Also, if I wear a tie to work, my employees think I'm going to ream them out, and my boss thinks I have a job interview.
At least in Calgary, I can still get a full pint for $5 after work, usually something craft and delicious from AB or BC. Also, if I wear a tie to work, my employees think I'm going to ream them out, and my boss thinks I have a job interview.
Simon Belmont
Banned
Man, that was some super disappointing shade. I love it!
Calamari41
41 > 38
Oh god, don't go after Toronto.
Not because you're wrong, but because they have the numbers to do an unstoppable Zerg rush on you.
Not because you're wrong, but because they have the numbers to do an unstoppable Zerg rush on you.
You do realize that most Calgarians avoid the Stampede like the plague, right? Those are all hicks in from the boonies (AKA Red Deer).
Also, seriously, I'd be happy with cutting the city in half, vertically. NW and SW can stay, and the East can go. Well, maybe keep the Saddledome, which is technically in the SE.
Don't worry, Toronto has the unstoppable numbers, but they all have to commute in to actually gather in a crowd. PRO-TIP: don't say you're from Toronto when you live in fucking Markham.
This goes for Vancouver as well. You don't live in Vancouver, you live in Surrey, there's a difference.
bonesmccoy
Banned
WHOA THERE
I tell Western Canadians I'm from Toronto because no one outside of the GTA has heard of my hometown.
You're not wrong. The beer selection in Western Canada is far better than what those gilded peasant fucks in Toronto have available.
I tell Western Canadians I'm from Toronto because no one outside of the GTA has heard of my hometown.
You're not wrong. The beer selection in Western Canada is far better than what those gilded peasant fucks in Toronto have available.
They had a numerical advantage against the Bruins too......
I don't share bask and Meta's feeling that Round 1 is a slam dunk for the Habs. Throw out the regular season, when these 2 play in the playoffs its going to be close. Pretty much a coin toss. If the Habs can beat the Rags though, I do think they'll roll over Tor/Ott/Bos to go to the ECF.
Really, it doesn't matter though, as Pitt or Columbus will murder them.
Really, it doesn't matter though, as Pitt or Columbus will murder them.
I'll echo that statement, getting a pint in downtown Toronto is damn expensive. But their strip clubs aren't, go figure.
FUUUUUCK, that one's good. I'm still not allowed to talk to my wife about that game, she gets too angry.
CreeperBlocks
Banned
You know what's a dumb law? That you can't import beer from other provinces or....has that law been removed?
Well, Alberta has some shitty tax now on Craft beer. Basically we tax a bunch of it, and give rebates only to AB breweries. It means our Craft scene has exploded over the past couple years, which is great, but at the same time, it also means I can no longer get Muskoka Mad Tom, since Muskoka decided AB is too expensive to ship to now.
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
Creeper is a Canadian bootlegger confirmed
Simon Belmont
Banned
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavage.
That was just plain mean.
Everyone forgets that the Bruins were on the verge of blowing a 3-1 series lead against the Leafs.
ElephantShell
Banned
Meta I know you only do weird complicated Rangers stats but please tell me what happens in this scenario:
https://twitter.com/ineffectivemath/status/849473581964832768
https://twitter.com/ineffectivemath/status/849473581964832768
All we need to remember is the Leafs 3-1 lead in Game 7.
Simon Belmont
Banned
Remember when the Habs had a cup in every decade?
Calamari41
41 > 38
Back in the 1900s, right?
What you actually need to remember is that it was a 4-1 lead, Solo.
Sir you need to scale back right now. I cannot allow you to insult the great institution here of overpriced crappy beer while hanging with the bros.
Please reply with an apology, thank you.
I've been to the Stampede three times, that one bit of racism didn't deter me for how fun it actually is.
Remember when the Leafs winning a Cup was a defining childhood memory for you?
*tumbleweeds*
Simon Belmont
Banned
Now you've done it. You've upset Kave. I hope you're happy with yourself.
Hey asshole, I could be super old. You don't know that.
That the key to enjoying literally everything.
Hey asshole, I could be super old. You don't know that.
That the key to enjoying literally everything.
Does this mean I can double down on you too?
Oh, it's a freaking blast. I love going, even though I hate 90% of the people who go. The key is to go to a good bar before you go to the Stampede, as the event itself is in bed with Budweiser, so you're only gonna drink that piss there. Get drunk on good stuff first, then drink the piss when you don't care anymore.
Unless you etched on cave walls, or are Schuey's brother, I doubt it.
That's my thing, back off!
Calamari41
41 > 38
Saving for future use, thank you sir.
The big issue is that the Rangers haven't played a genuinely meaningful game in weeks due to the odd gap in the standings they found themselves in, and they've just been kind of dicking around and coasting along this whole time. It's a really hard thing to suddenly turn it all back on and play tight, intense playoff-level hockey all of a sudden, especially against a team that has been pretty hot going down the stretch and has actually had to fight for its spot a bit. Which doesn't even take into account that Hank can't play in Montreal or that Carey Price is literally 7-0-0 against the Rangers since the last time we saw him in the playoffs.
Simon Belmont
Banned
Listen brother, I'm pretty sure I was in diapers when you were still in diapers.
Whoa there, I was just proving a point. Didn't mean to step on your elderly, ancient toes.
First of all, different than a goalie missing 54 games, and second of all, that image looks like it's not this season and so 5 years ago, buddy.
Also, Matt Tkachuk is still a bitch who thinks he's some hotshot. Fuck his stupid ignorant ass.