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[TUSR]

Touchy touchy there guy. Shouldn't you be breeding me pokemon?

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[Smiley90]

Not bad NHL.com, not bad. Santorelli is amazing.

 

[TUSR]

Santo and Garrison are on fire this year.

Glad to see Kesler having a beast of a game.

 

[Coldnoodle]

FUCKING JOHN GARRET JINXED THE SHUTOUT PENIS

HE SAID IT

HE SAID SHUTOUT WITH 30 SECONDS LEFT

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT JOHN GARRET

Craig Laughlin does the same thing

 

[Fata1moose]

Santorelli traded to San Jose for Havlat. E17 (This means that someone's cousin who knows someone in the organization confirmed it)

 

[Tabris]

WELCOME TO DECEMBER.

 

[Socreges]

Check them standings bro. You're poorer.

I'm not the one taking victories in goals, brother. But I guess the Avs' time in the Sun is over, and it's only just December. :/

 

[Red_Man]

Santorelli traded to San Jose for Havlat. E17 (This means that someone's cousin who knows someone in the organization confirmed it)

Can't wait for that mega blockbuster trade between the Habs and Avs, apparently the Habs want O'Rielly now, because having 7 natural centers on the team isn't enough already.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I'm not the one taking victories in goals, brother. But I guess the Avs' time in the Sun is over, and it's only just December. :/

Good christ, you're right I was jumping for joy instead of just saying some bullshit to some bullshitters. Next time I'll make sure it isn't aimed at such delicate flowers of an audience.

 

[Acid08]

Can't wait for that mega blockbuster trade between the Habs and Avs, apparently the Habs want O'Rielly now, because having 7 natural centers on the team isn't enough already.

Can never have enough natural centers! Just as Thornton, Marleau, Hertl, Couture, Pavelski, Desjardins, Sheppard, Wingels, and Hamilton!

 

[Red_Man]

Can never have enough natural centers! Just as Thornton, Marleau, Hertl, Couture, Pavelski, Desjardins, Sheppard, Wingels, and Hamilton!

Maybe we'll just ice 12 centers so it won't matter when someone is kicked out of a faceoff, genius!

 

[snack]

JOHN GARRETTT WTFFF

 

[Cake Boss]

We need to spin off don quick.

Who's up for PJ Cakeboss?

Ahh yeah motherfuckin diapers all up in hurr.

 

[Quick]

I KNOW SUITS

AN' I KNOW DOGS

AN' OF COURSE I KNOW HOCKEY

HEY, HEY, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN ON CAPS LOCK

BUT HERE'S THE BEAUTY:

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[Smash88]

Going to the LA vs Toronto game this wednesday. Super excited.

Gonna wear my crosby jersey and go behind the bench for you all to see my glorious face.

 

[Silexx]

Cake Boss, what do you have to say for yourself?

 

[TUSR]

u no wut time it is?

cringe time: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=731080

brought you by OT, the gift that keeps simping

 

[Red_Man]

I only read the title of the thread and that was enough for me.

 

[ShaneB]

I only read the title of the thread and that was enough for me.

Me too sir.

Ignorance is bliss.

 

[Quick]

u no wut time it is?

cringe time: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=731080

brought you by OT, the gift that keeps simping

Heretic: The Thread.

 

[Smiley90]

u no wut time it is?

cringe time: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=731080

brought you by OT, the gift that keeps simping

does he call her m'lady?

I only read the title of the thread and that was enough for me.

Me too sir.

Ignorance is bliss.

It's exactly what you'd expect just from reading the title.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

does he call her m'lady?





It's exactly what you'd expect just from reading the title.

I feel Don Quick would be the only one to give that guy the information he needs in this kinda of life changing situation.

 

[Coldnoodle]

DASTARDLY!

Nathan Walker @NathanWalks10
My first drive in the snow was successful ! #15mph
8:39 PM - 8 Dec 2013

https://twitter.com/NathanWalks10

Also:

GRABMYBALLSKI!

Scored on a penalty shot today.

 

[Socreges]

Good christ, you're right I was jumping for joy instead of just saying some bullshit to some bullshitters. Next time I'll make sure it isn't aimed at such delicate flowers of an audience.

Oh, woe is the fan born in the NHL basement. Unfamiliar with competitive smack talk, he soon reverts to adolescent japes.

 

[Cake Boss]

Cake Boss, what do you have to say for yourself?

Tried to slide him a knife under the table to stab Philips for me.

 

[equippedwithtowel]

Oh, woe is the fan born in the NHL basement. Unfamiliar with competitive smack talk, he soon reverts to adolescent japes.

Your shtick is infinitely better with you new av. I'd keep it.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Oh, woe is the fan born in the NHL basement. Unfamiliar with competitive smack talk, he soon reverts to adolescent japes.

Canucks fan talking about incompetence. Shit is priceless. Remind me again, how many finals without cups do you guys have under your belt? How the fuck is it that a team as talented as the Canucks these last 5ish seasons still can't get the job done? Fan who suffers from constant blue balls tries to be cute with terrible narrative skills, can't see how hard he's projecting his own pain.

 

[Cake Boss]

So has 19 salts & 21 peppers fought everyone in this thread?

 

[Unhandled Exception]

So has 19 salts & 21 peppers fought everyone in this thread?

I'm really just a lover. If only you'd give me a chance.

 

[Holiday]

Can never have enough natural centers! Just as Thornton, Marleau, Hertl, Couture, Pavelski, Desjardins, Sheppard, Wingels, and Hamilton!

Can't wait for that mega blockbuster trade between the Habs and Avs, apparently the Habs want O'Rielly now, because having 7 natural centers on the team isn't enough already.

It's not fair that some should have so much, while others have so little.

 

[SpectreFire]

Canucks fan talking about incompetence. Shit is priceless. Remind me again, how many finals without cups do you guys have under your belt? How the fuck is it that a team as talented as the Canucks these last 5ish seasons still can't get the job done? Fan who suffers from constant blue balls tries to be cute with terrible narrative skills, can't see how hard he's projecting his own pain.

 

[Quick]

I feel Don Quick would be the only one to give that guy the information he needs in this kinda of life changing situation.

I'm still too depressed about it, Crazed.

I see her regularly. It hurts. /Don Simp

 

[Smiley90]

So has 19 salts & 21 peppers fought everyone in this thread?

I'm not sure if I like this nickname, but I'll give it a chance. It has a certain... ring to it.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Careful Smelly, the black outnumbers the white.

 

[Quick]

Careful Smelly, the black outnumbers the white.

19 days & 21 years

In prison.

For assault.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

19 days & 21 years

In prison.

For assault.

You seem to have experience in assault sentencing. I didn't know Cherry was a brawler.

 

[Smiley90]

Careful Smelly, the black outnumbers the white.

So apparently Luongo is one shutout behind Roy in the all-time list. Suddenly, pulling the goalie with 5 minutes left makes complete sense.

19 days & 21 years

In prison.

For assault.

:lol

 

[Unhandled Exception]

So apparently Luongo is one shutout behind Roy in the all-time list. Suddenly, pulling the goalie with 5 minutes left makes complete sense.

I'd be completely fine with this reasoning. At least someone on the team was competing tonight.

 

[equippedwithtowel]

I'm still too depressed about it, Crazed.

I see her regularly. It hurts. /Don Simp

If I can overcome my general simping, Don himself has got this shit.

 

[Smiley90]

I'd be completely fine with this reasoning. At least someone on the team was competing tonight.

"NOT TONIGHT ROBERTO. NOT LIKE THIS.'

If I can overcome my general simping, Don himself has got this shit.

You still have your whole life ahead of you though.

 

[Socreges]

Canucks fan talking about incompetence. Shit is priceless. Remind me again, how many finals without cups do you guys have under your belt? How the fuck is it that a team as talented as the Canucks these last 5ish seasons still can't get the job done? Fan who suffers from constant blue balls tries to be cute with terrible narrative skills, can't see how hard he's projecting his own pain.

I think I just broke 19 & 21. Or is he always this melodramatic?

 

[Unhandled Exception]

"NOT TONIGHT ROBERTO. NOT LIKE THIS.'

Also explains the extra sand in Soc's vag over my moral victory comment.

 

[Smiley90]

I think I just broke 19 & 21. Or is he always this melodramatic?

You obviously missed the Dallas-Avs game from like a week ago.

To be fair, kingslurk was in top notch form that night

 

[equippedwithtowel]

Also explains the extra sand in Soc's vag over my moral victory comment.

Ooh kill em

 

[Red_Man]

McKenzie says Phaneuf will have a disciplinary hearing for his hit tonight

Edit: Did I come in at a bad time?

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I think I just broke 19 & 21. Or is he always this melodramatic?

What can I say, I have a taste for drama. Have you seen the Avs play this year?

 

[Holiday]

McKenzie says Phaneuf will have a disciplinary hearing for his hit tonight

Edit: Did I come in at a bad time?

Pizza'd when you should have french fried.

Get it? French fries have salt ha ha ha






ha

 

[Socreges]

What can I say, I have a taste for drama. Have you seen the Avs play this year?

Just tonight. Was more of a comedy than drama.

 

[Red_Man]

Pizza'd when you should have french fried.

Get it? French fries have salt ha ha ha






ha

Just for that, we'll send Desharnais your way for free! Enjoy.

 

[Quick]

Damn it, Phaneuf.

If I can overcome my general simping, Don himself has got this shit.

It's not like I did anything. She just dropped me.

HOW COME SHE DON'T WANT ME, MAN.