I want to know what Cherry thinks of Leafs fans cheering for every goal against
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO.
NOW, YOU FOLKS KNOW THAT ONTARIO IS THE BEST PROVINCE IN CANADA. THEY MAKE CANADA GREAT, EH. YOU TAKE A LOOK AT SOMEPLACE LIKE ALBERTA AN' IT JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO CRY, EH.
ANYHOW, FOLKS, I'M APPLAUDIN' THE LEAFS RIGHT NOW, EH. FOR YEARS, THEY'VE BEEN DRAFTIN' AMERICANS, EUROPEENS, GOSHDARN COMMIES, AN' ANYONE THAT AIN'T FROM ONTARIO. LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE LISTENIN' TO ME NOW, EH, AN' GETTIN' READY TO DRAFT CANADIAN, SPECIFICALLY ONTARIANS!
THE LEAFS ARE LOOKIN' LIKE THEY'RE READY TO DRAFT GOOD ONTARIO KIDS LIKE CONNOR MCDAVID, LAWSON CROUCH, AN' DYLAN STROKES, EH. BUT I AIN'T TOO HAPPY 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THEY WON'T BE DRAFTIN' ALL THREE OF 'EM, EH. WHAT A SHAME. THESE KIDS GREW UP WATCHIN' THE LEAFS, AN' ONLY ONE OF 'EM HAS A SHOT AT BEIN' PART OF THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS.
NERDS ARE GONNA BE SAYIN' "DON, THOSE THREE PLAYERS PROBABLY AIN'T GONNA BE AVAILABLE FOR THE LEAFS TO DRAFT ALL AT ONCE!" LET ME TELL YOU NERDS: PUT A SOCK IN IT, EH, OR I'LL SOCK YA IN THE MOUTH. DAVEY NONIS, IF YOU CARE 'BOUT THE ORGANIZATION, YOU'LL DRAFT ALL THREE OF 'EM, EH. GOOD ONTARIO KIDS!
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM, WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN A BUNCH OF NERDS RAN IN THE BATHROOM STALL. THEY'RE SO NERDY, EH, THAT THEY FORGOT TO CLOSE THE BATHROOM STALL DOOR. ANYHOW, THEY'RE IN THERE WATCHIN' A GAME, CALCULATIN' STUFF LIKE CORSETS AN' FENWAYS AN' BEIN' REAL NERDS, EH. BOY, I WAS REAL STEAMED. THEY'RE TALKIN' MUMBO-JUMBO AN' NOT PAYIN' ATTENTION TO THE VISORS AN' THE HOT DOGGIN', EH. MCDAVID, CROUCH, AN' STROKES RAN INSIDE ANOTHER BATHROOM STALL AN' LEFT THE DOOR OPEN, 'CAUSE THEY'RE GOOD ONTARIO KIDS, EH, AN' SANG THE ANTHEM AN' STARTED WATCHIN' THE SAME GAME. YOU GOT CONNOR SAYIN' STUFF LIKE "THAT PK SUBBAN AIN'T PLAYIN' THE RIGHT WAY", AN' STROKES AN' CROUCH TAKIN' VISORS OFF HELMETS, EH. THOSE NERDS GOT REAL EMBARRASSED AN' RAN OUT THE BATHROOM WITHOUT EVEN WASHIN' THEIR HANDS. THEY ENDED UP BEIN' BULLIED AN' PUT INTO LOCKERS, EH. NO FIGHTERS TO DEFEND 'EM, 'CAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE USELESS, EH.
BOY, THOSE GOOD ONTARIO KIDS REMINDED ME OF BOBBY ORR. GOD LOVE 'EM.
