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NHL January 2014 |OT| Bobby Orr, Bathroom Stalls, and the Battle at the Big House

Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Sometimes I played him there, yeah. But like I said above, I had James Neal that went LW/RW, Jeff Skinner that went C/LW/RW, along with Simmonds and Johanson as deep backups if needed.

In total I had four possible defenders (three slots), eight RW(two slots), four LW(two slots). I had more RW than I knew what to do with so trading some away for a top LW was ideal.

I mean it wasn't a completely even trade but I realize that and don't really mind. It was with one of my buddies in a league featuring us two and then 10 randoms that I don't care about. I'd rather harm my team a bit in the short run with possible long run pay offs while helping him out than seeing him drop out of the playoffs with a team falling apart with injuries (Stamkos, Parise, Rinne, Harding, and so on).

Minnesota nice.

D-men that play forward are amazing to play on D. Byfuglien's great. I don't know why you'd treat him as an RW, especially because there are a LOT of better RW options but NOT a lot of better D options.
 

Red_Man

I Was There! Official L Receiver 2/12/2016
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Lol Cherry hating on Subban's celebration SHOCKER

DUMB HEAD REPORTERS
 

calder

Member
Came back to the room just in time to hear Cherry talking about reporters who never played the game or coached. Fucking kill me.
 

Red_Man

I Was There! Official L Receiver 2/12/2016
I'm really happy that so many Americans here use Hockeystreams so they can share our national pain that is Don Cherry.
 

Sober

Member
Yeah I made my first big turnip profit this week, found someone to sell for 597 per and I bought at 96 per. I just didn't have a big initial investment so I only made like 600k. Tomorrow though.. tomorrow.
Just catch palm tree beetles on the island, one round is like 350-400k
 

Quick

Banned
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF THE TROOPS. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF TROOPS. AN' YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF GOOF TROOP (IT'S GOOD). BUT I WAS WATCHIN' THE GAME BETWEEN OTTAWA AN' MONTREAL AN' BOY AM I MAD.

I LOVE SUBBAN, I LOVE THE KID, I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE. I WAS PUMPIN' HIM UP TO BE IN TEAM CANADA AN' THIS IS EXACTLY WHY NOT A LOTTA PEOPLE WERE KEEN ON HIM BEIN' PART OF TEAM CANADA. LOOK AT HIM PUMP HIMSELF UP IN OTTAWA. WATCH HIM CLUTCH HIS JERSEY AN' SHOW OFF THAT TEAM SPIRIT, EH. HE'S DOIN' IT WRONG, KIDS. YOU DON'T SHOW EXCITEMENT LIKE THAT. THAT AIN' THE RIGHT WAY, KIDS, EH. YOU KEEP IT CLASSY AN' BORIN' LIKE EVERY OTHER PLAYER, EH, KIDS. THIS IS WHY TEAMS DON'T LIKE SUBBAN. HE AIN'T RIGHT.

NOW, LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN I SAW PK IN A BATHROOM STALL - HE HAD THE DOOR HALF-OPEN, 'CAUSE HE'S CANADIAN LIKE THAT, BUT ALSO BECAUSE HE AIN'T RIGHT. ANYWAY, HE JUST TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP, AN' STARTED WAVIN' HIS POOP AROUND THE BATHROOM LIKE HE WON GAME SEVEN, EH. THAT AIN'T RIGHT, AN' FRANKLY DISGUSTIN' AN UNSANITARY, EH. NAZEM KADRI WENT IN THE BATHROOM, STRAIGHT INTO A STALL (DOOR OPEN, EH), TOOK A DUMP, AN' FLUSHED THE TOILET LIKE A REAL CANADIAN, EH. PK WAS SO ASHAMED THAT HE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO MICHEL THERRIEN'S OFFICE AN' TOLD MICHEL TO SHOUT AT HIM.

I STARTED TEARIN' UP, EH. I LOOKED AT KADRI AN' INSTANTLY THOUGHT OF BOBBY. KADRI'S LIKE A SMALL BROWN BOBBY ORR, EH. GOD LOVE 'EM.
 
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF THE TROOPS. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF TROOPS. AN' YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF GOOF TROOP (IT'S GOOD). BUT I WAS WATCHIN' THE GAME BETWEEN OTTAWA AN' MONTREAL AN' BOY AM I MAD.

I LOVE SUBBAN, I LOVE THE KID, I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE. I WAS PUMPIN' HIM UP TO BE IN TEAM CANADA AN' THIS IS EXACTLY WHY NOT A LOTTA PEOPLE WERE KEEN ON HIM BEIN' PART OF TEAM CANADA. LOOK AT HIM PUMP HIMSELF UP IN OTTAWA. WATCH HIM CLUTCH HIS JERSEY AN' SHOW OFF THAT TEAM SPIRIT, EH. HE'S DOIN' IT WRONG, KIDS. YOU DON'T SHOW EXCITEMENT LIKE THAT. THAT AIN' THE RIGHT WAY, KIDS, EH. YOU KEEP IT CLASSY AN' BORIN' LIKE EVERY OTHER PLAYER, EH, KIDS. THIS IS WHY TEAMS DON'T LIKE SUBBAN. HE AIN'T RIGHT.

NOW, LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN I SAW PK IN A BATHROOM STALL - HE HAD THE DOOR HALF-OPEN, 'CAUSE HE'S CANADIAN LIKE THAT, BUT ALSO BECAUSE HE AIN'T RIGHT. ANYWAY, HE JUST TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP, AN' STARTED WAVIN' HIS POOP AROUND THE BATHROOM LIKE HE WON GAME SEVEN, EH. THAT AIN'T RIGHT, AN' FRANKLY DISGUSTIN' AN UNSANITARY, EH. NAZEM KADRI WENT IN THE BATHROOM, STRAIGHT INTO A STALL (DOOR OPEN, EH), TOOK A DUMP, AN' FLUSHED THE TOILET LIKE A REAL CANADIAN, EH. PK WAS SO ASHAMED THAT HE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO MICHEL THERRIEN'S OFFICE AN' TOLD MICHEL TO SHOUT AT HIM.

I STARTED TEARIN' UP, EH. I LOOKED AT KADRI AN' INSTANTLY THOUGHT OF BOBBY. KADRI'S LIKE A SMALL BROWN BOBBY ORR, EH. GOD LOVE 'EM.

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