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[Coldnoodle]

Crosby's goal scoring touch has been on vacation for awhile. He doesn't seem to be able to read goaltenders anymore.

We know what he'll be working on this summer!

 

[MetatronM]

Are you watching the game . . . the teams are fighting pretty hard. They seem to be taking it quite seriously.

I would always expect Kings-Sharks to be pretty intense. I just found the commentary going on and on about it for about the first three minutes of the game instead of calling the action kind of amusing. It was like WWE commentary for a minute there. I was half expecting them to tell me what hashtag to use to tell all of my friends about how they should be checking out this exciting, historic matchup in which the Kings might or might not move up a place in the standings depending on what happens in other ongoing games.

 

[Calamari41]

We're all rooting for the Sharks tonight

Je suis Sharques

 

[zroid]

We're all rooting for the Sharks tonight

Same as every night then. #GoShorks #BestInTheWest

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Crosby's goal scoring touch has been on vacation for awhile. He doesn't seem to be able to read goaltenders anymore.

It's from all those years of passing instead of shooting has killed his touch.

 

[speculawyer]

I would always expect Kings-Sharks to be pretty intense. I just found the commentary going on and on about it for about the first three minutes of the game instead of calling the action kind of amusing. It was like WWE commentary for a minute there. I was half expecting them to tell me what hashtag to use to tell all of my friends about how they should be checking out this exciting, historic matchup in which the Kings might or might not move up a place in the standings depending on what happens in other ongoing games.

Oh, you will see WWE action on the ice before the end of the night.

Edit: and we already had our first fight.

 

[Ursn]

Pretty sure that song was written from the perspective of a Leafs fan

I Can't Remember Anything
Can't Tell If this Is True or Dream
Deep down Inside I Feel to Scream
this Terrible Silence Stops Me
Now That the War Is Through with Me
I'm Waking up I Can Not See
That There's Not Much Left of Me
Nothing Is Real but Pain Now

Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death
Oh Please God,wake Me

Yea sounds about right.

 

[speculawyer]

Uh . . . that was Stalock against the Flames. C'mon dude.

 

[Calamari41]

Yea sounds about right.

Darkness

Imprisoning me

All that I see

Absolute horror

I cannot live

I cannot die

Trapped in myself

Body my holding cell.

So, uh, what is actually happening for Metallica night tonight? Handing out tiny mirrors and razors?

 

[speculawyer]

Looooooogaaaaan!

 

[Marvie_3]

Je suis Sharques

This post reminded of those stupid Muzzy commercials they used to play on tv during cartoons.

 

[Clydefrog]

Uuuuggghhhhh not ratboy

 

[Calamari41]

This post reminded of those stupid Muzzy commercials they used to play on tv during cartoons.

Yes that's French they're speaking, but these children aren't French... They're American!

 

[calder]

bobravsky is down and out of the game

EDIT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omZPhiT2PeQ

Yeah that sucks, looked painful. Hope its not that bad

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Hetfield announced lineup the 3 minus Kirk did the puck drop. Took over the San Jose Sharks Instagram. Not sure what else they'll do. Seems like they're having a good time.

Probably told people to chop their breakfast on a mirror.

 

[Sanjuro]

19 & 21 you ignorant slut.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

19 & 21 you ignorant slut.

I am watching the Boston feed, you got me there.

 

[speculawyer]

John Scott being John Scott.

Edit: And another fight . . . still in the 1st period.

 

[Sanjuro]

I am watching the Boston feed, you got me there.

I'm watching the Colorado feed. It's like we were meant for one another.

 

[Serpico99]

We need a Marchand shorthand

 

[Chris R]

We will do nothing with this 5v3

 

[Unhandled Exception]

We need a Marchand shorthand

He's too busy diving in the neutral zone to score goals

edit: looooooooooool bruins

 

[Ursn]

Jackman!

Here comes Hiller.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

We didn't mean to score this much, we just wanted Hiller to play

 

[Serpico99]

Clearly a trip from iggy. I say we just keep this period consistent and stay on the PK.

 

[Chris R]

Our power play is so pathetic.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Our power play is so pathetic.

I don't know what you're talking about, we have at least 2 shots on net this time.

 

[zroid]

We didn't mean to score this much, we just wanted Hiller to play

good guy ducks :')

 

[Calamari41]

Andersen has to remember to deduct that goal as a charitable contribution on his taxes next year

 

[Terrordactyl]

We didn't mean to score this much, we just wanted Hiller to play

Lol former flames line brigs hiller out, this is what we get for not icing hiller to begin. Jackman is such a fucking pylon, he scores like twice a year and of course it's on us smh

Garbage ass goal is still a goal!

The power of hiller

 

[speculawyer]

good guy ducks :')

The whole "Good Guy Perry" thing is dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gV9g-O-zKE

 

[TheStruggler]

shutout for hutch, good job jets 5 game win streak, you deserve the rest

 

[ZeroGravity]

So Letang is out indefinitely and Malkin is out for the All-Star Game.

 

[Coldnoodle]

So Letang is out indefinitely and Malkin is out for the All-Star Game.

 

[calder]

Jets win!

Nice to go into the break on a five game winning streak.

Clutchinson with the shutout, nice.

 

[GSG Flash]

Phaneuf is such a shithead. Did he try to kick him, too?!? lol

Just saw this, now the spear really was warranted considering Phaneuf tried to him. He's a big man going after players like Michalek.

 

[Terrordactyl]

MONY!!! Some nice puck movement on that goal.

 

[zroid]

The whole "Good Guy Perry" thing is dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gV9g-O-zKE

We've been over this... he knew Carter was feeling stuffy in those gloves, just letting him cool off a tad.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

The whole "Good Guy Perry" thing is dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gV9g-O-zKE

More like Great Guy Perry, amirite?

 

[Fata1moose]

:lol At Boston feed praising Boston for their PK when we're perfectly capable of killing our powerplays by ourselves.

All of the Boston fans at the Pepsi Center are fat.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

#FuckBoston

 

[Chris R]

So now the game plan is try to out thug Boston, got it.

 

[Fata1moose]

O'reilly got in a fight. :lol

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

:lol At Boston feed praising Boston for their PK when we're perfectly capable of killing our powerplays by ourselves.

All of the Boston fans at the Pepsi Center are fat.

Maybe they need to be deflated

 

[Xeteh]

Damnit Marchand, don't hurt the commodity.

 

[Fata1moose]

#FuckBoston

We're such good friends though.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

How's Marchand going to work on his diving form in the box

 

[Fata1moose]

Yay a useless powerplay....

I'm so excited, guys. :|

 

[Draconian]

lol how many clear chances can the Sharks not score from?

 

[Fata1moose]

Duchene had two scoring chances there.