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NHL Lockout With Your Cock Out |OT|

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Dubbedinenglish

Banned
MERRY FISHMAS
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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Canada's Roster for the Spengler Cup is out now:

Goaltenders

Name S Ht. Wt. Born Hometown Team/Organization
Devan Dubnyk L 6'5 210 05/04/86 Calgary, AB Edmonton (NHL)
Jonathan Bernier L 5'11 186 08/07/88 Laval, QC Los Angeles (NHL)
Defencemen

Name S Ht. Wt. Born Hometown Team/Organization
Cam Barker L 6'3 222 04/04/86 Winnipeg, MB
Jason Demers R 6'1 195 06/09/88 Dorval, QC Karpat (FIN)
Geoff Kinrade L 6'0 195 07/29/85 Nelson, BC SC Bern (SWI)
Micki Dupont R 5'10 186 04/15/80 Calgary, AB Kloten (SWI)
Maxim Noreau R 6'0 194 05/24/87 Montreal, QC Ambri-Piotta (SWI)
Carlo Colaiacovo L 6'1 205 01/23/81 Toronto, ON Detroit (NHL)
Derrick Walser L 5'10 195 05/12/78 New Glasco, NS Rapperswil-Jona (SWI)
Travis Roche R 6'1 200 03/31/83 Grande Cache, AB SC Bern (SWI)
Forwards

Name S Ht. Wt. Born Hometown Swiss Club team
Matt Duchene L 5'11 200 01/16/91 Haliburton, ON Ambri-Piotta (SWI)
Pascal Pelletier L 5'11 196 06/16/83 Neufchatel, QC SCL Tigers Langnau (SWI)
Jacob Micflikier L 5'8 180 07/11/84 Winnipeg, MB Biel (SWI)
Brett McLean L 5'11 185 08/14/78 Comox, BC Lugano (SWI)
Kurtis McLean R 6'0 190 11/02/80 Kirkland Lake, ON SCL Tigers Langnau (SWI)
Jason Spezza R 6'3 216 06/13/83 Toronto, ON Rapperswil-Jona (SWI)
John Tavares L 6'0 206 09/20/90 Oakville, ON Bern (SWI)
Josh Holden L 6'0 195 01/18/80 Calgary, AB Zug (SWI)
Jason Williams R 5'11 192 08/11/80 London, ON Ambri-Piotta (SWI)
Patrice Bergeron R 6'2 194 07/24/85 Sillery, QB Lugano (SWI)
Marc-Antoine Pouliot R 6'1 195 05/22/85 Quebec City, QB Biel (SWI)
Sam Gagner R 5'11 195 08/10/89 Oakville, ON Klagenfurter AC (AUS)
Tyler Seguin R 6'1 182 01/31/92 Brampton, ON Biel (SWI)
Byron Ritchie L 5'10 185 04/24/77 North Delta, BC SC Bern (SWI)
Ryan Smyth L 6'1 192 02/21/76 Banff, AB Edmonton (NHL)


Please lose against Mannheim :/ But Mannheim is the weakest team, so unfortunately I don't see that happening :(
 
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Socreges

Banned
Smiley90 said:
Canada's Roster for the Spengler Cup is out now:

Goaltenders

Name S Ht. Wt. Born Hometown Team/Organization
Devan Dubnyk L 6'5 210 05/04/86 Calgary, AB Edmonton (NHL)
Jonathan Bernier L 5'11 186 08/07/88 Laval, QC Los Angeles (NHL)
Defencemen

Name S Ht. Wt. Born Hometown Team/Organization
Cam Barker L 6'3 222 04/04/86 Winnipeg, MB
Jason Demers R 6'1 195 06/09/88 Dorval, QC Karpat (FIN)
Geoff Kinrade L 6'0 195 07/29/85 Nelson, BC SC Bern (SWI)
Micki Dupont R 5'10 186 04/15/80 Calgary, AB Kloten (SWI)
Maxim Noreau R 6'0 194 05/24/87 Montreal, QC Ambri-Piotta (SWI)
Carlo Colaiacovo L 6'1 205 01/23/81 Toronto, ON Detroit (NHL)
Derrick Walser L 5'10 195 05/12/78 New Glasco, NS Rapperswil-Jona (SWI)
Travis Roche R 6'1 200 03/31/83 Grande Cache, AB SC Bern (SWI)
Forwards

Name S Ht. Wt. Born Hometown Swiss Club team
Matt Duchene L 5'11 200 01/16/91 Haliburton, ON Ambri-Piotta (SWI)
Pascal Pelletier L 5'11 196 06/16/83 Neufchatel, QC SCL Tigers Langnau (SWI)
Jacob Micflikier L 5'8 180 07/11/84 Winnipeg, MB Biel (SWI)
Brett McLean L 5'11 185 08/14/78 Comox, BC Lugano (SWI)
Kurtis McLean R 6'0 190 11/02/80 Kirkland Lake, ON SCL Tigers Langnau (SWI)
Jason Spezza R 6'3 216 06/13/83 Toronto, ON Rapperswil-Jona (SWI)
John Tavares L 6'0 206 09/20/90 Oakville, ON Bern (SWI)
Josh Holden L 6'0 195 01/18/80 Calgary, AB Zug (SWI)
Jason Williams R 5'11 192 08/11/80 London, ON Ambri-Piotta (SWI)
Patrice Bergeron R 6'2 194 07/24/85 Sillery, QB Lugano (SWI)
Marc-Antoine Pouliot R 6'1 195 05/22/85 Quebec City, QB Biel (SWI)
Sam Gagner R 5'11 195 08/10/89 Oakville, ON Klagenfurter AC (AUS)
Tyler Seguin R 6'1 182 01/31/92 Brampton, ON Biel (SWI)
Byron Ritchie L 5'10 185 04/24/77 North Delta, BC SC Bern (SWI)
Ryan Smyth L 6'1 192 02/21/76 Banff, AB Edmonton (NHL)


Please lose against Mannheim :/ But Mannheim is the weakest team, so unfortunately I don't see that happening :(
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The contrast between centers and wingers is ridiculous. Elite NHL centers....non-NHL wingers.
 
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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Socreges said:
The contrast between centers and wingers is ridiculous. Elite NHL centers....non-NHL wingers.
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Even bigger is the contrast between Offense and Defense...

Offense:

Gagner, Tavares, Spezza, Seguin, Duchene, Bergeron, Williams, Pouliot

Defense:

Uh... Demers... Barker... and Colaiacovo? uh...
 
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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
By the way, the Hockey manager from the makers of the Out Of The Park Series, "Franchise Hockey Manager", has now realeased its first tentative features list:

And then we thought of a great way to end 2012 with a bang: the first feature list for Franchise Hockey Manager, our highly-anticipated sim that's on track for release in early 2013. This isn't complete, but it's a top-level view that will whet your appetite for more information in the coming weeks.

Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook to stay up to date on all the latest FHM news.

Windows and Mac support
Two game modes: Modern and Historical
2012-13 game start with these playable leagues: NHL, AHL, ECHL, QMJHL, WHL, OHL, KHL, DEL, Elitserien and EIHL
Over 1,000 teams, comprising nearly 100 leagues, that are non-playable but are stocked with real players
Start any NHL season from 1947-48 through today, with players appearing on their actual teams or in a draft
Real stats, finances, and rules
Detailed player model with over 30 skills in 5 main categories
Trades, player transfers, RFA/UFA signings, and more
Set lines and tactics and make changes on the fly during games that feature a huge, editable play-by-play database
News engine featuring a database packed with thousands of articles
Stat keeping, including CORSI and Fenwick
Almost everything is editable, from logos and colors to data to league rules and more
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Also some screenshots, but they're mostly menues and... bland. lol.

Corsi/Fenwick stats is intense, sweeet. Also 100 leagues and start any season since 47? NICE.
 
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KingHenrik30

Member
Freyjadour said:
Trois Pistoles > Fin Du Monde

Mmm
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It all achieves the desired result!

First Christmas in YEARS I'm not getting an NHL Jersey, fucking crazy. If there is no NHL this year I'm just gonna spend that money on alcohol (even though I get most of it for free).

Sorry, did I say "If"? I meant "When". Fuck.
 
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yankeehater

Member
KingHenrik30 said:
It all achieves the desired result!

First Christmas in YEARS I'm not getting an NHL Jersey, fucking crazy. If there is no NHL this year I'm just gonna spend that money on alcohol (even though I get most of it for free).

Sorry, did I say "If"? I meant "When". Fuck.
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You are a secret hoper.
 
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Acid08

Banned
Another thing I noticed in Montreal/Quebec City, there were nachos on the menu at almost every restaurant and holy shit they're fucking terrible. Step your nacho game up Canada, the chips were bullshit.
 
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KernelPanic

Member
Acid08 said:
Another thing I noticed in Montreal/Quebec City, there were nachos on the menu at almost every restaurant and holy shit they're fucking terrible. Step your nacho game up Canada, the chips were bullshit.
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My wife's from California, she complains about stuff like this all the time.

Of course you should be eating stuff like poutine when you're up there not nachos.
 
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bonesmccoy

Banned
I've found that, in Canada, nachos get better as you head further west. What I've had in Victoria is as good as the Mexican stuff I've had in the USA. But then again, the farthest south I've been is Florence, Oregon, so my metric is limited.

PS: poutine > nachos. And maple syrup > American sepia sugar-ooze.

Merry Christmas NHL Gaf!
 
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Socreges

Banned
Nachos are definitely something Americans would be known for and not Canadians.

bones, where'd you get good nachos in Vic?

Xmas love for everybody. Even the Swedes.
 
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bonesmccoy

Banned
Socreges said:
Nachos are definitely something Americans would be known for and not Canadians.

bones, where'd you get good nachos in Vic?

Xmas love for everybody. Even the Swedes.
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I can't remember exactly - lately I have been buying handmade tortilla chips from a Mexican lady who runs a little grab-n-go near my work, up on Keating X Road.

I do remember that the nachos at the popular spots are, as a rule, disgusting. Stickey Wicket ones in particular.

GOD JUL SWEDES.
 
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Quick

Banned
I got socks for Christmas. That actually happened. I'm okay with that.

Merry Christmas, NHL-GAF. May your Nopes be filled with Hope in holes.
 
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Kave_Man

come in my shame circle
bonesmccoy said:
I've found that, in Canada, nachos get better as you head further west. What I've had in Victoria is as good as the Mexican stuff I've had in the USA. But then again, the farthest south I've been is Florence, Oregon, so my metric is limited.

PS: poutine > nachos. And maple syrup > American sepia sugar-ooze.

Merry Christmas NHL Gaf!
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Interesting. Next time I go out West I'll be sure to test this theory.
 
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Socreges

Banned
bonesmccoy said:
I can't remember exactly - lately I have been buying handmade tortilla chips from a Mexican lady who runs a little grab-n-go near my work, up on Keating X Road.
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What's the name of her business? I'm good friends with the people that run Puerto Vallarta Amigos in Vic. But they do everything apart from nachos.

IMO nachos are normally a massive disappointment here. $16 for what feels like something that was thrown together and microwaved.
 
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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Quick said:
I got socks for Christmas. That actually happened. I'm okay with that.

Merry Christmas, NHL-GAF. May your Nopes be filled with Hope in holes.
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I'd be happy with Socks. Socks are a great gift, it's useful, and most other things people will give you are useless.

I got a suitcase. Yeah.
 
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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Spectre asked me to tell you guys that he's giving away a free copy of Saints Row: The Third, PM me to get the code.

"SpectreFire: Just offer it up, and PM the code to whoever wants it
SpectreFire: DONT WANT SOME NBA-GAF JERKWAD TO STEAL IT"
 
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Acid08

Banned
Merry Christmas you miserable fuckers! Love you all and lets hope that some kind of Christmas Carol type situation haunts Fehr/Bettman tonight and we get an agreement soon!
 
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alexthekid

Member
bonesmccoy said:
I can't remember exactly - lately I have been buying handmade tortilla chips from a Mexican lady who runs a little grab-n-go near my work, up on Keating X Road.

I do remember that the nachos at the popular spots are, as a rule, disgusting. Stickey Wicket ones in particular.

GOD JUL SWEDES.
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God Jul!
 
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