Lmao this dumbass Avs announcer. Re: Duchene "Sometimes it's a curse to be such a good skater."
"Mr. Duchene, your zone entries seem to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so fast?"
Lmao this dumbass Avs announcer. Re: Duchene "Sometimes it's a curse to be such a good skater."
Yes, I especially like how this asshole keeps saying Denver over and over again. I'd be cool with it if he referred to the Hawks as Illinois.
That's one beta announcer right thereLmao this dumbass Avs announcer. Re: Duchene "Sometimes it's a curse to be such a good skater."
"Mr. Duchene, your zone entries seem to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so fast?"
Only if you also pronounce the S
.... please tell me nobody pronounces the s in Illinois.
.... please tell me nobody pronounces the s in Illinois.
You'd be surprised how many idiots do it even here in Illinois.
-nervous eye twitch-
Probably French.
ILL-nuace
Backs!!
lmfao Ducks.
Happens to the best of us, we got embarrassed by Edmonton months back. Bottom feeders are still a threat.
Monahan nearly had another too.Gah, missed it.
Calder wrote Swede.
Sweden also isn't landlocked, so you fucked up that joke real good.
And yeah I meant refrain, blah. You already elaborated on my excuse so I'm good.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.The Colorado Avalanche will make it to the western finals and perhaps the Stanley Cup finals.
But it'll most likely be the Ducks that win it all. Up against the Red Wings.
Don't laugh too hard.
There's still the third period for the same Tabris Guarantee to come back and bite you.
Anaheim - 0
Calgary - 5
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
R.I.P. Avalanche.
Just to be sure I didn't have a memory lapse and ruin my own non-joke reference, you DO speak more than two languages right? I've always envied people who are fluently trilingual or more, probably because I can only barely get by in one language. Like how Leo Komorov speaks Swedish, Finnish, Russian, and English is fucking amazing to me.
Growing up in Switzerland would be awesome just for that, almost makes up for having to grow up pretending to think a team playing a full 1-4 trap isn't shameful.![]()
.... please tell me nobody pronounces the s in Illinois.
lmfao Ducks.
Happens to the best of us, we got embarrassed by Edmonton months back. Bottom feeders are still a threat.
Thanks to a joke my wife made about how Bob Cole pronounced "Detroit" during a game once we've pronounced Illinois "ill-nwah" and Detroit "dey-twah". I'm sure one day I'll say it out loud in front of other people by accident and get punched.
lmfao Ducks.
Happens to the best of us, we got embarrassed by Edmonton months back. Bottom feeders are still a threat.
lol bottom feeders like your team has been for the last decade? I love the high horse you Gaf Avs fans have found your way upon lately.
lol bottom feeders like your team has been for the last decade? I love the high horse you Gaf Avs fans have found your way upon lately.
...I THINK that's how my French teacher told me Detroit was pronounced. Could be wrong.
lol bottom feeders like your team has been for the last decade? I love the high horse you Gaf Avs fans have found your way upon lately.
Just to be sure I didn't have a memory lapse and ruin my own non-joke reference, you DO speak more than two languages right? I've always envied people who are fluently trilingual or more, probably because I can only barely get by in one language. Like how Leo Komorov speaks Swedish, Finnish, Russian, and English is fucking amazing to me.
Growing up in Switzerland would be awesome just for that, almost makes up for having to grow up pretending to think a team playing a full 1-4 trap isn't shameful.![]()
Avs were totally bottom feeders for the last decade, yeah...Exaggerate much?
I'm not sure honestly, in proper French it would probably be closer to "deh-twah" but the hard A is more fun to say. To be fair to National Treasure Robert Cole, he pronounces it "de-troy-it" which is actually more funny.
Holy shit Flames almost scored again lol.
Yeah a bit exaggerated but they've been flat out awful to barely mediocre the last five years.
Better to be awful for a few years than to be mired in mediocrity for years and years.
Ahahaha, OK, I tune out now. BYE.
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Except you assume I don't think we were bottom feeders or something? Yeah, it's great having a team that doesn't suck ass. I know it's been a long, long time for Calgary. Maybe one day.
Shit. You're right. I didn't see the "dey" part. Read it as "deh"
Edit: ha, I'm better at French than Smelly.
Yeah a bit exaggerated but they've been flat out awful to barely mediocre the last five years.
Are you sure you're better at it? I said it's rusty, that doesn't mean it's terrible.
You probably are though. My pronounciation is fine though, thanks to being able to do the French "r" that a long of native English speakers struggle with