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NHL November 2016 |OT| #MakeOilersGreatAgain.

MutFox

Banned
Come on Nucks, just break the losing streak record, make it 18 losses in a row.

Also, the Canucks winning tonight has as much chance as Trump winning tonight.
So if the Canucks win today, pray.
 

Calamari41

41 > 38
The industry will just move to Denver and accelerate the transition into a shitty mini-LA facsimile.

Porn with snow capped mountains in the background? That's not the America I know. That's not the America of my forebears.

If a porno doesn't take place in a shitty McMansion with horrible acoustics and palm trees outside the windows, can it really be called porn?
 

Calamari41

41 > 38
You'll die from diarrhea between the first 2 hours and the 3rd day

Remember the last time I went to Mexico? I had that salad dripping with amoebas, and instead of dysentery I didn't go for like five days. Divine intervention, The Lord is on my side.
 

Red_Man

I Was There! Official L Receiver 2/12/2016
God, Dave Lozo sucks

I'd much rather listen to Down Goes Brown talk by himself for an hour
He's insufferable, I have no idea how he has any kind of following.

Applies to the candidate with the highest popular vote percentage at the next US presidential election
Hillary Clinton 1.17
Donald Trump 4.75

Good pay day if you bet on Trump and he wins.. ROFL.
Bet 2 people $100 Hilary wins, now to see if they cough up.
 
Porn with snow capped mountains in the background? That's not the America I know. That's not the America of my forebears.

If a porno doesn't take place in a shitty McMansion with horrible acoustics and palm trees outside the windows, can it really be called porn?

My friend, can I introduce you to the greatest export of the fine province of Québec?
 

Stasis

Member
Following up on this, the Canucks ARE playing their backup goalie...

We both predicted the same thing, though you did so with much more clarity and explanation. I'm on the same page just the same. We're overdue, and we're playing a backup? We score 2 or less.

Granted that may be enough to still win vs. the Canucks. But I think they're due to score also.
 

Solo

Member
Calling Patches overrated when he's been one of the best scorers in the league over the last few years and calling him a coaches shill when he was voted captain by his own peers, good grief. No wonder no one wants to play in Montreal.

It's all true though. And he was only voted by his peers because everyone hated Subban and Gallagher was maybe too young and there wasn't a single good alternative because the leadership core on the team sucks. Patches sucks and he's easily one of the worst Captains in team history.

He's also on pace for 14 goals, is the biggest floater to wear the CH since Kovalev, and is a yes man, monotone waste of space.
 

BigAT

Member
The Rangers have won all their home games this year except for one. That was the game I went to courtesy of what I thought was Metatron's generosity.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT TICKET WAS NO GOOD METATRON?! TELL ME.
 

lamaroo

Unconfirmed Member
It's all true though. And he was only voted by his peers because everyone hated Subban and Gallagher was maybe too young and there wasn't a single good alternative because the leadership core on the team sucks. Patches sucks and he's easily one of the worst Captains in team history.

He's also on pace for 14 goals, is the biggest floater to wear the CH since Kovalev, and is a yes man, monotone waste of space.

Yeah fuck 30 goal scorers, need more grinders.
 

MetatronM

Unconfirmed Member
The Rangers have won all their home games this year except for one. That was the game I went to courtesy of what I thought was Metatron's generosity.

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT TICKET WAS NO GOOD METATRON?! TELL ME.

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Solo

Member
Yeah fuck 30 goal scorers, need more grinders.

I don't think he's a 30 goal scorer anymore. He stumbled to the line in the very last game of the season last year with a *gasp* empty netter, he's on pace for 14 goals, he floats, he isn't a hard worker, he doesn't battle, he plays with no fire. He's a lazy floater who has, or at least has had in the past, an elite shot. He's basically your bog standard sniper, and like most bog standard snipers, when he's not scoring he's pretty much useless.

Patches may score more goals than Gallagher or Radulov by the end of the season, but I still couldn't take anyone seriously who would take him over any of those guys.
 

Red_Man

I Was There! Official L Receiver 2/12/2016
It's all true though. And he was only voted by his peers because everyone hated Subban and Gallagher was maybe too young and there wasn't a single good alternative because the leadership core on the team sucks. Patches sucks and he's easily one of the worst Captains in team history.

He's also on pace for 14 goals, is the biggest floater to wear the CH since Kovalev, and is a yes man, monotone waste of space.
That's pretty cool you know how everyone voted in the room, you definitely know better than the players themselves and if we're going to extrapolate numbers after 12 games why don't we name Mitchell the captain, he's on pace for 30!

What a joke

Calling Patches a floater is such a lazy narrative, but I guess that Subban is out of town people need a new whipping boy
 
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