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NHL November 2016 |OT| #MakeOilersGreatAgain.

imBask

Banned
+Pacioretty is good on the PK
+Good contract
+Scores a good amount of goals, usually
-Empty net specialist
-Shows up if he feels like it, frustrating to watch at times
-Might have slowed down due to injuries
-His post-game interviews are a liability to anyone driving because he can put you to sleep in an instant

I hate him sometimes
I like him sometimes
I never love him
 

lamaroo

Unconfirmed Member
I don't think he's a 30 goal scorer anymore. He stumbled to the line in the very last game of the season last year with a *gasp* empty netter, he's on pace for 14 goals, he floats, he isn't a hard worker, he doesn't battle, he plays with no fire. He's a lazy floater who has, or at least has had in the past, an elite shot. He's basically your bog standard sniper, and like most bog standard snipers, when he's not scoring he's pretty much useless.

Patches may score more goals than Gallagher or Radulov by the end of the season, but I still couldn't take anyone seriously who would take him over any of those guys.

'On pace' is a stupid thing that people hype themselves up about when their scrub prospect scores 4 goals in his first NHL game.

Radulov is playing well, but let's wait and see where he is near the end of the season, people were pretty excited about Semin early on too. Gallagher has been my favourite since we drafted him, you don't have to tell me, if you were going to axe anyone who doesn't compete like he does well I'd love to see who you've got left on the team.

Patches still has an elite wrist shot, watch how hard it is for goalies to pick it up, he needs to hit the fucking net though.
 

Foggy

Member
Brandon Saad a possible healthy scratch for Columbus.... valid or nah Foggy?

Possible 4th line demotion for fucking up coverage in OT that lead to the Tarasenko winner. Doubt he stays there long unless he's really in the doghouse. It just strikes me that Torts is pivoting from "calm and steady" to instilling urgency in player responses. Typical "send a message" sort of thing.
 

imBask

Banned
Red you're drinking the stats are stats koolaid way to hard
Solo you're an alt-righter of hockey

you're both weirdos

Make Habs-GAF great again
 

Red_Man

I Was There! Official L Receiver 2/12/2016
Pacioretty scores a hat trick tonight, book it!
3 empty netters?

Red you're drinking the stats are stats koolaid way to hard
Solo you're an alt-righter of hockey
I'm not even an massive Patches fan, but saying we need to "dump" a 30 goal scorer making $4.5 M is idiotic. You'll never win that trade so why even bring it up.
 

Solo

Member
+Pacioretty is good on the PK
+Good contract
+Scores a good amount of goals, usually
-Empty net specialist
-Shows up if he feels like it, frustrating to watch at times
-Might have slowed down due to injuries
-His post-game interviews are a liability to anyone driving because he can put you to sleep in an instant

I hate him sometimes
I like him sometimes
I never love him

This is pretty accurate, and I'd also add that he disappears in the playoffs and his work ethic seems lousy. What happened to the guy who rehabbed from an almost broken neck? I haven't seen that guy in a long time. It's bad when your coach calls you out publicly in the World Cup of all things.
 

Foggy

Member
Tortorella being Tortorella or is there any legitimacy to his complaints?

To me, it's only a story if he's scratched. The temporary 4th line demotions happen all the time and typically don't last. But yeah, he fucked up coverage on Tarasenko and was too slow on a line change that led to an OT goal in LA. Columbus has a reputation as a country club team and, frankly, the history supports that reputation.
 

imBask

Banned
Every. Single. Time.

someone posts a poll, or something related to a poll that doesn't give a clear win to Hillary and the couple of posts following are "X POLL IS SHIT"

stay woke
 
Every. Single. Time.

someone posts a poll, or something related to a poll that doesn't give a clear win to Hillary and the couple of posts following are "X POLL IS SHIT"

stay woke

Well generally she's had a +4 in the popular vote on average, so any single poll that is five points away from that probably isn't great.

Specifically Rasmussen and the LA times polls were way outside what everyone else was saying, but I think even they herded in in the last day or so
 

Solo

Member
To be fair, Pacioretty sucking is the least of the problems though. Habs are going to get exposed very soon if there aren't some changes.
 
The white Team Canada jersey I ordered for $42 arrived yesterday, via UPS. They left it in-between my doors.

I opened it up and inspected it. There were a few loose threads stuck to it via static, but it looks fine and really nice. I could live with a blemish for that price, though.

The Leafs 2015 one arrived today, without me knowing it'd even shipped. It had the same, but also seems to have a bit of a discoloration or dirt on the top right-hand corner of the logo. It looks a bit brown. The white part that goes around the back of the neck doesn't sit up on a hangar, but I guess that's just the way it was packaged for however long.

It bugs me, but I can't complain given it was clearance and $45. I'll try to wipe it off with water.

Tempted to get the back of my other jersey stitched with Matthews for $60. Getting these done feels like a waste of money, though.
 

zroid

Banned
lol:

The Blackhawks have won six straight. Artem fucking Anisimov leads the NHL in scoring. Corey Crawford leads the NHL in even-strength save percentage at .976, which is enough to make me hope the Earth opens beneath us and swallows everyone into a watery, black, infinite abyss. That .976 number is proof that nothing matters and any sort of work you put toward your goals is pointless because an invisible power is deciding to make only the least likely and most unfair things happen.

There's nothing likable about this team. To be clear, they're not easy to hate, but you certainly don't want to cheer for them. You've got Kane, and fuck that guy and fuck the NHL every time the oblivious idiots at the league put his face at the front of national marketing. What else is there? When Duncan Keith isn't breaking Jeff Carter's beautiful face, he's being a dick to a woman reporter in Vancouver. Jonathan Toews is a fine human and it's not his fault, but an orphan dies every time someone says he's better than Sidney Crosby, so his existence has resulted in the death of like 500 orphans and he should shoulder some of the blame.

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/seriously-weve-had-enough-of-the-blackhawks
 

Solo

Member
Byron is the new Weise is the new Blunden is the new Darche is the new LaRaque.

What is it with Montreal coaches falling in love with 3rd/4th liners and putting them on the 1st line?
 

yyzjohn

Banned
I've never seen fans of a 10-1 team complain so much. It's as bizarre as Marvie calling for Quenville's head as he's parading the cup around the ice.
 
This. Hes awful.

I read an article from Sam Wang yesterday that speculated that because he puts an uncertainty value with every poll his model has become massively biased against the front runner.

Seems weird to have a polling model with the built in assumption that they're all wrong.
 

Socreges

Banned
Heh. I don't think I've even followed Silver since 2012. Was browsing, found myself on his Twitter feed, and saw him qualifying everything to ensure no one is led to any conclusion.

Didn't realize the internet hates him now.
 
Heh. I don't think I've even followed Silver since 2012. Was browsing, found myself on his Twitter feed, and saw him qualifying everything to ensure no one is led to any conclusion.

Didn't realize the internet hates him now.

A fake pundit is more accurate than him. He melted down amazingly.
 

Cake Boss

Banned
The Islanders are looking to move goaltender Jaroslav Halak and defenceman Calvin de Haan. It’s starting to get messy with the Islanders and, at some point, Jack Capuano could be given his walking papers.

lol why?
 
Heh. I don't think I've even followed Silver since 2012. Was browsing, found myself on his Twitter feed, and saw him qualifying everything to ensure no one is led to any conclusion.

Didn't realize the internet hates him now.

He got burned hard ignoring his polling data to say Trump would eventually lose, and his response seems to have been to make polls less useful to his model
 

Red_Man

I Was There! Official L Receiver 2/12/2016
That iguana scene in Planet Earth 2 is fucking incredible

I've never seen fans of a 10-1 team complain so much. It's as bizarre as Marvie calling for Quenville's head as he's parading the cup around the ice.
It's exhausting, yea the team has had some shit games, but every team goes through that, Habs fans just always need something to bitch about.
 

Socreges

Banned
He got burned hard ignoring his polling data to say Trump would eventually lose, and his response seems to have been to make polls less useful to his model
....what

v9oTKQ.jpg
 

Red_Man

I Was There! Official L Receiver 2/12/2016
Connor Crisp just retweeted Donald and tweeted out #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Legitimate reason to trade him, how have hockey personnel not spoken to players about tweeting this kind of stuff?
 

imBask

Banned
That iguana scene in Planet Earth 2 is fucking incredible

It's exhausting, yea the team has had some shit games, but every team goes through that, Habs fans just always need something to bitch about.

i'd rather see us bitch about what's wrong than go nuts whenever we win a game and say stupid shit like "Marincin is a top 2"
 
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