NHL October 2013 |OT| Racism, Pokémon, and the Pursuit of Saltiness

If you're in the fantasy league, get your ass over there right now. Draft starts in 3mins.
 
Please God, please.

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Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie
Whitney's AAV in FLA is $900K.

Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie 5m
FLA signing UFA D Ryan Whitney to one year deal.

Tallon still hustlin'. Needed a #6 D-man with Jovo on IR and Robak sent down. Gilroy will get to sample press suite snacks.
 
FROM THE NEOGAF SACK LATHER LEAGUE....HERE ARE YOUR SILICON VALLEY SHAAAARTS:

C:
Jonathan Toews
Joe Thornton

LW:
Logan Couture
Jordan Staal

RW:
Brent Burns
Joe Pavelski

D:
P.K. Subban
Alex Pietrangelo
Dan Boyle
James Wisniewski

G:
Cory Schneider
Ondrej Pavelec

Bench:
Seth Jones
Teemu Selanne
Kyle Turris
Brian Bickell
 
BUNCHA TURDS THAT COINCIDENTALLY ARE ALSO MOSTLY SHARKS PLAYERS

C:
Sidney Crosby
Henrik Zetterberg

LW:
Jonathan Hooberdoodoo
Max Pacioretty

RW:
Loui Eriksson
Alexandre Burrows

D
Dustin Byfuglien
Justin Schultz
Kimmo Timmonen
Ryan McDonaugh

G:
Sergei BOBROVSKY
Kari Lehtonen


Bench:
Matt Carle (D)
Ryan Kesler (C)
Jiri Tlusty (LW)
Robin Lehner (G)
 
Cunts!

Moe Money Moe Problems

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C:
Patrice Bergeron
Nicklas Backstrom

LW:
Pascal Dupuis
Patrik Elias

RW:
Patrick Kane
Tyler Seguin

D
Duncan Keith
Sergei Gonchar
Ryan Suter
Oliver Ekman-Larsson

G:
Braden Holtby
Evgeni Nabakov


Bench:
Daniel Alfredsson (RW)
Jarome Iginla (RW)
Jay Bouwmeester (D)
Jonathan Bernier (G)
 
THE PHIHGTING PHILS!
C - Steven Stamkos
C - Jeff Carter
LW - Alexander Semin
LW - Matt Moulson
RW- Marian Hossa
RW- Michael Grabner
D - Kris Letang
D - Dion Phaneuf
D - Cody Franson
D - Dan Hamhuis
G - Niemi
G - Reimer
BN - Cody Hodgson
BN - Mikhail Grabovski
BN - Callahan (Dropping for Seidenberg)
BN - JVR

Yea who needs a backup goalie.
 
THE PHIHGTING PHILS!
C - Steven Stamkos
C - Jeff Carter
LW - Alexander Semin
LW - Matt Moulson
RW- Marian Hossa
RW- Michael Grabner
D - Kris Letang
D - Dion Phaneuf
D - Cody Franson
D - Dan Hamhuis
G - Niemi
G - Reimer
BN - Cody Hodgson
BN - Mikhail Grabovski
BN - Callahan (Dropping for Seidenberg)
BN - JVR

Yea who needs a backup goalie.

I already see a backup goalie in your lineup...
 
The Triple Deke


C - Malkin
C - Eric Staal
LW - Bobby Ryan
LW - Milan Lucic
RW - King Joffrey
RW - Nail Yakupov
D - Doughty
D - Del Zotto
D - Visnovsky
D - Gardiner Expressway

Bench - Skinner, Chris Stewart, Stephen Weiss, Johnny Odouya

G- Craig Anderson
G - Nicklas Backstrom
 
C:
Getzlaf
Kadri
B. Richards

RW:
Perry
Ovechkin
Simmonds

LW:
O'Reilly
M. Richards
Perron

D:
Kronwall
Green
Martin
Wiercioch

G:
Howard
Dubnyk
Miller
 
C:
Spezza
Krecji

LW:
Jaime Benn
Landeskog

RW:
Gaborik
Justin Williams

D:
Karlsson
Carlson
Goligoski
Garrison

G:
Quick
Price

Bench:
Plekanec - C
Hartnell - LW
Clarkson - RW
Mikko Koivu - C


I'm on Twitter/Facebook lockdown until I finish catching up.

You fuckers better not fail me.
Same, some Habs beat writer spoiled the winner of Masterchef for me so I just avoid that shit now.
 
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