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[Dastardly Jerks]

Maybe the difference between temp bans and permabans is the same as having your kids spanked and sat in the corner and having them sent off to military school, like Ted Theodore Logan?

And that never made sense to me because in the Game Over screen for Bill And Teds Excellent Adventure on the Commodore Amiga it shows Bill working at a McDonalds clone and Ted saluting in the snow while wearing a green army uniform.

My logic at 6 years old was "they're going to school to get jobs and the game over screen clearly shows them employed".

So basically, being permabanned is like Ted forgetting to wind his watch.

Tried inviting a few Kings fans I'd seen posting in OT over this way. Nada

They'll come in here in the playoffs.

ヽ(✿◕‿&#9685ﾉ Dstrdl ヽ(✿◕‿&#9685ﾉ

I started watching Masterchef Australia to fill the void that you left

And how are you finding it so far?

YOU'RE BACK!



Sorry about the funeral stuff.

Circle of life shit, hombre. Thank you though.

 

[Razorskin]

I will not bow to any sponsor.

 

[Razorskin]

This is how I see it. If you've received 10 temp bans then you probably shouldn't be posting here.

Poor Solo.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

http://imgur.com/6PvkQ.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

Did they take that in his grandma's living room ffs

 

[zroid]

And how are you finding it so far?

It is so much better than ours. Everyone was right. :lol

 

[Red_Man]

It is so much better than ours. Everyone was right. :lol

It's amazing how much higher the level of competition it is. Particularly the elimination challenges where they have to recreate a famous chef's dish compared to the US one where they have to make a cheese cake or something like that. I also like in the elimination how people often get 2-3 chances to save themselves, so if a good person messes up once they're not bounced right away.

 

[Wingfan19]

Guys... Guys.. Guys, seriously. Fast Pass at Cedar Point was the best $110 I've spent in my life. I rode every coaster there and never waited more than 30 minutes. This must be how the 1% live.

First time I've been there in 15 years, so I went on the Millennium Force, Maverick, and Raptor twice.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

So the LA Kings girl and I have been official for a month now. And we're already making plans to head to North America for a jaunt.

We're thinking playoffs action. Disneyworld. Then head to the East Coast and go through New York and Philly.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Guys... Guys.. Guys, seriously. Fast Pass at Cedar Point was the best $110 I've spent in my life. I rode every coaster there and never waited more than 30 minutes. This must be how the 1% live.

First time I've been there in 15 years, so I went on the Millennium Force, Maverick, and Raptor twice.

Lol..... and I say that because I went with a group of us this June and the longest wait was 45 minutes (Maverick) and everything else was 15 minutes (including Dragster/Millenium). Still not bad for this time of the year though for you.

I recently went to Kings Dominion in Virginia (owned by Cedar Fairs), went two days, the first day every ride (and I mean every ride) was walk on, there was no lines at all, you hopped through the entrance and walked all the way up into the platform, it was the best experience I've had at an amusement park by far. 2nd day was more crowded but the waits were about 30 minutes for the main rides. Still, in those two days, we rode ever coaster at least once (we did that on the first day), and rode their 4 main coasters 7 times each. Absolutely amazing. Probably would have rode even more but my friend wasn't feeling good. Still though, roller coasters are amazing!

THE TIME FOR HUGGING IS NOW, FRIENDS.

I'm never leaving the bubble ever ever again.

I will quote this when you get banned again fyi

So the LA Kings girl and I have been official for a month now. And we're already making plans to head to North America for a jaunt.

We're thinking playoffs action. Disneyworld. Then head to the East Coast and go through New York and Philly.

dstrdl pls...

Seriously though, congrats (and welcome back), didn't you meet her online or something or was that someone else here?

 

[Marvie_3]

DSTRDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Tinder.

We're already staying over each others places every second night. Her parents are awesome. We're on the same page with everything and we already pick up on each others nuances and body language.

 

[Wingfan19]

So the LA Kings girl and I have been official for a month now. And we're already making plans to head to North America for a jaunt.

We're thinking playoffs action. Disneyworld. Then head to the East Coast and go through New York and Philly.

I saw the bolded and thought you meant an LA Kings Ice Girl until I read further... I was like DAYUM SON! But then went back to Dstrdl Pls. Welcome back!

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

DSTRDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Marvel <3

They need to blow up as soon as they hug.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Good plan not taking her to California to meet Heretic. She'd fly right back across the ocean so fast it'd cause hurricane Simp.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Oh wait, WORLD is Orlando and LAND is Anaheim, innit?

Whoops, I meant Disneyland.

Also :lol @ hurricane Simp.

 

[Var]

GF hung this in the bedroom today.... I don't know what I am going to do....

 

[Cake Boss]

Speaking of Dats (welcome back), I just came back from seeing Guardians of Galaxy and it is easily my favorite movie of the year, a week before that was Planet of the Chimps which I didnt care for much, couldnt take it seriously with the over dramatic chimp scenes, the stupid chimp riding horses scenes and of course the last scene with

Spoiler

Koba going god mode with his guns.

But yes Guardians of the Galaxy is legit good. Best marvel movie since Xmen 2.

 

[TUSR]

get a new gf

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

GOOD/COOL:

 

[Unhandled Exception]

GOOD/COOL:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvRQEG-CAAArtPr.jpg[img]
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvRQEOZCcAAD3uP.jpg[img][/QUOTE]

Now I'm not here to judge but are you sure that's not a man you're dating?

 

[zroid]

GF hung this in the bedroom today.... I don't know what I am going to do....

whatever you did to deserve that, it must've been bad

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Now I'm not here to judge but are you sure that's not a man you're dating?

I'm dating a tumor.

 

[Marvie_3]

get a new gf

This.

Now I'm not here to judge but are you sure that's not a man you're dating?

:lol :lol

 

[shadowkat]

It is so much better than ours. Everyone was right. :lol

It's amazing how much higher the level of competition it is. Particularly the elimination challenges where they have to recreate a famous chef's dish compared to the US one where they have to make a cheese cake or something like that. I also like in the elimination how people often get 2-3 chances to save themselves, so if a good person messes up once they're not bounced right away.

The elimination challenges are incredible. Some of the recipes are on their website and they are no joke.

Plus, it's so refreshing how even though it is a competition, they all get along.

So the LA Kings girl and I have been official for a month now. And we're already making plans to head to North America for a jaunt.

We're thinking playoffs action. Disneyworld. Then head to the East Coast and go through New York and Philly.

Congrats <3

 

[Razorskin]

GOOD/COOL:

I think this was meant for the Show off your significant other thread no?


edit: fuck beaten

 

[Unhandled Exception]

For the record I saw and liked Guardians a lot.

But I can kinda see where Dopey was coming from (god help me) about there not being much of a story. Oddly enough the film wasn't lacking because of this, but most plot devices were pretty thin and just whatever. It was fun as fuck and I'm going to buy it on the Blurays.

 

[Var]

whatever you did to deserve that, it must've been bad

I didn't really do anything. All I can think of is I put this up about a month ago.

 

[TUSR]

So the LA Kings girl and I have been official for a month now. And we're already making plans to head to North America for a jaunt.

We're thinking playoffs action. Disneyworld. Then head to the East Coast and go through New York and Philly.

come to vancouver and ill swing down

we can get smelly alcohol poisoning

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

come to vancouver and ill swing down

we can get smelly alcohol poisoning

Trying to convince her to swing past VanCity.

It's pretty west coast and north, but I reckon I can make it happen.

 

[Acid08]

dastardly

come 2 tha bay we can get hyphy

 

[Heretic]

Can we not know her as LA Kings girl? It hurts my heart...

 

[Unhandled Exception]

dastardly

come 2 tha bay we can get hyphy

I think the two of you meeting up would be pretty goddamn dangerous

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

The word hyphy is San Francisco Bay Area slang meaning "hyperactive."

OH COME ON

Actually, that sounds better than the 90s Aussie slang "Hypo".

 

[Acid08]

hyphy is so much more than that

it's going doo doo dummy on the yellow bus

it's getting your thizz on

it's letting casper drive

 

[TUSR]

dastardly

come 2 tha bay we can get hyphy

you live in san fran wtf?

 

[Cake Boss]

Dast come to Ottawa so you can pray under my Babby shrine.


BABBBBBBYYYYYYY!!

 

[lamaroo]

So I go to launch BF4 on my Xbone with EA Access and I've been staring at a black screen for ten minutes.

My brother has already managed to play the game on this system too.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Can we not know her as LA Kings girl? It hurts my heart...

Saying "GF" feels stupid and lame as hell. I hate it when people are all my gf my gf my gf my gf, like me right now. I want to hit me so bad just because I'm talking about her a lot. "Partner" is what you say if you're the type of person who says "We're pregnant". "+1" is a bit too informal, but I might just use that as a last case scenario.

I will now refer to her as "Woodstock 1969".

hyphy is so much more than that

it's going doo doo dummy on the yellow bus

it's getting your thizz on

it's letting casper drive

I WISH I WAS COOL ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT THE BAJEEZUS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

Dast come to Ottawa so you can pray under my Babby shrine.


BABBBBBBYYYYYYY!!

I don't want to make her jealous. Trust me, I'll give head to that shrine if I come within 5m of it.

 

[Red_Man]

So I go to launch BF4 on my Xbone with EA Access and I've been staring at a black screen for ten minutes.

My brother has already managed to play the game on this system too.

Try uninstalling and re-installing it? I never had that issue, although I haven't tried to fire it up today.

 

[Heretic]

Saying "GF" feels stupid and lame as hell. I hate it when people are all my gf my gf my gf my gf, like me right now. I want to hit me so bad just because I'm talking about her a lot. "Partner" is what you say if you're the type of person who says "We're pregnant". "+1" is a bit too informal, but I might just use that as a last case scenario.

I will now refer to her as "Woodstock 1969".

or Selanne maybe?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

or Selanne maybe?

A loud and sudden hush fills the room as mere mention of The Great 8 instinctively demands the attention of all within earshot.

Somewhere in Finland, a grandfather clock strikes 12.

 

[lamaroo]

Try uninstalling and re-installing it? I never had that issue, although I haven't tried to fire it up today.

Restarted the Xbone, it's working.

 

[Heretic]

Restarted the Xbone, it's working.

 

[Cake Boss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI-A3zQjBh8

Jason Giggles accidentally ice buckets his daughter lmaoo.

BUST!!

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Kat is playing Path of Exile right now and it's giving me a serious itch

GODDAMN KATS

 

[Coldnoodle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI-A3zQjBh8

Jason Giggles accidentally ice buckets his daughter lmaoo.

BUST!!

You know you'll miss him.

 

[jello44]

I work in IT/Tech Support.

You won't believe how many people think that turning the monitor on and off is the same thing as rebooting the system.

 

[Marvie_3]

Saying "GF" feels stupid and lame as hell. I hate it when people are all my gf my gf my gf my gf, like me right now. I want to hit me so bad just because I'm talking about her a lot. "Partner" is what you say if you're the type of person who says "We're pregnant". "+1" is a bit too informal, but I might just use that as a last case scenario.

I will now refer to her as "Woodstock 1969".

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI-A3zQjBh8

Jason Giggles accidentally ice buckets his daughter lmaoo.

BUST!!

:lol :lol :lol

Her appearance timing was awesome.

What's with all the ALS bucket challenges being filmed in portrait mode all the time and why are they putting the ice in at last minute and not letting it cool the rest of the water? Cheaters.

Also Francois Beauchemin currently wins for having a whole excavator dump ice water on him.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I work in IT/Tech Support.

You won't believe how many people think that turning the monitor on and off is the same thing as rebooting the system.

Can confirm. Have dated many people like this.