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NHL Off-Season 2014 |OT2| - Dan Cleary

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Razorskin

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painey said:
IT stuff.
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We're going to count on you for insider info.


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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Dastardly Jerks said:
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holy shit he even has a ginger beard like me

that's scarily accurate

oh my god i'm dying

Letterbomb said:
Fuck me. I am dead today.

Girlfriend lives with her family still, but I've come to know her family and really love them. I hang out there all the time and periodically help her parents with their side business, so I was given a spare key to the place. Well, today their family went out to Temecula for wine tasting, and the plan was for them to stay in a hotel overnight so they could see a show close to there the next day. My girlfriend didn't go because she had work, and she was working till late. I decided I was going to surprise her when she got home with my bare ass naked self. See her and I usually make fun of those hilariously-not-so-sexy sexy poses that you often see in shows or movies, and when it's just her and I fooling around, sometimes we make that pose and exaggerate it as much as we can. We sort of made a contest out of who can outdo the last pose. So I had an idea for a good one. Well it seemed good.

First thing you see when you open her door is the staircase and the railings. The start of her railings has that ball sort of starting pillar, so I thought, what the fuck, it'd be hilarious if I balanced myself on the railings and rested my ass on the ball, pointing to the door. I have a really hairy ass that my girlfriend makes fun of, so I had the idea to spread the fuckers out to high heaven and put the hairy goodness on display. So I get to her place about fifteen minutes before she'd be home and wait for her. Pretty soon I hear the car pull up so I get in position. I drew a quick mock up for you guys to help the visuals. As soon as the knob turns I open wide, straining my neck in a weird ostrich-like way upward for whatever comedic effect, and shout "MAYBE A RIMJOB FOR GOOD MEASURE!" (That's another inside joke...Can't be assed to explain it though.)

I turn my head. It's her family. Her mom actually dropped her keys. My heart sank and I could almost feel my butthole swallow the ballknob as it cringed. My reputation with them is forever ruined and I will never be able to erase their reactions from my mind. The mom started cussing at me and the dad just kept staring. Her sister (2 years younger than my girlfriend, who is 21) went into hysterics and fell on the floor laughing. These three different ranges of emotions led my already fry-fucked brain to even more confusion, and all I could think to say was, "Well why the fuck are you in this house?" I said it just like that, like there was another house that they should have rather been in or something. Best part is my girlfriend is still working... She got called in for extra time. So although I'm sure her parents have told her what happened, and she may have seen the many texts I've been sending her, I have no idea what her response to this whole thing is.

Bottom line is that what I'm feeling right now is literally the worst feeling I think I'm capable of feeling. I feel destroyed. I'd rather be angry or sad or something but nope I'm just fucking devastated. Thanks for listening GAF.
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lamaroo

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Holy shit at all that stuff removed from Sims 4, I haven't been following it closely and just read the list in the OT.
 
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Zaraki_Kenpachi

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Is there any time during the year that skates go on sale? I can't decide between the Bauer vapor x70 and x80 and not sure if I should wait for any sales coming up.
 
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Zaraki_Kenpachi

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TUSR said:
Like now. Clearance before junior seasons start in Sept.
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Eh, I guess I'll just bite the bullet then.The only clearance I found are really wide fitting boots which I don't like the fit on my foot. The vapors weren't redone from what I can tell so there's no clearance model to get instead.
 
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CrazedArabMan

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Zaraki_Kenpachi said:
Is there any time during the year that skates go on sale? I can't decide between the Bauer vapor x70 and x80 and not sure if I should wait for any sales coming up.
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TUSR said:
Like now. Clearance before junior seasons start in Sept.
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Yeah check around now, usually the best sales though are when a new line of gear is coming out and replacing a line that you currently want. EX: Hockey sticks, the new Bauer Nexus 9000's coming out replacing the old line of the Nexus 1000's, stores than try to clear out the 1000's by dropping the price on them.
 
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Zaraki_Kenpachi

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CrazedArabMan said:
Yeah check around now, usually the best sales though are when a new line of gear is coming out and replacing a line that you currently want. EX: Hockey sticks, the new Bauer Nexus 9000's coming out replacing the old line of the Nexus 1000's, stores than try to clear out the 1000's by dropping the price on them.
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Yeah, I think I got into it too late since no one has old vapor stuff in non-ridiculous sizes. The vapor fit too well that I really don't want to change since the wider ones feel weird.
 
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TUSR

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Zaraki_Kenpachi said:
Eh, I guess I'll just bite the bullet then.The only clearance I found are really wide fitting boots which I don't like the fit on my foot. The vapors weren't redone from what I can tell so there's no clearance model to get instead.
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Really? There isn't a new Vapor skate this year? That odd, how much are you looking at for skates right now?
 
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CrazedArabMan

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Razorskin said:
Garden Warfare is pretty good though
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This

Zaraki_Kenpachi said:
Yeah, I think I got into it too late since no one has old vapor stuff in non-ridiculous sizes. The vapor fit too well that I really don't want to change since the wider ones feel weird.
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TUSR said:
Really? There isn't a new Vapor skate this year? That odd, how much are you looking at for skates right now?
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I love my vapors (I think most of my gear now is vapor), but yeah I don't think the Vapor skates change over as much (at least the lower models). I believe they have had the basic X series for a few years, mostly doing minor tweaks while the top line skate (APX) changes.
 
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TUSR

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CrazedArabMan said:
I love my vapors (I think most of my gear now is vapor), but yeah I don't think the Vapor skates change over as much (at least the lower models). I believe they have had the basic X series for a few years, mostly doing minor tweaks while the top line skate (APX) changes.
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I've been skating on Grafs for the last 15 or so years and those skates never change. I thinkj the 501s doesn't look any different.

I need a new pair of skates, replacement blades never feel the same after blocking a slapshot.
 
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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Dem Jennifer Lawrence nudes you guys... I knew the NSA was good for SOMETHING.

I mean, no, I didn't say anything.

You can find them yourself probably, if you're too lazy I'll PM or so.

edit: mckayla maroney too. the US gymnast girl. uuuhu.
 
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Quick

Banned
Smiley90 said:
Dem Jennifer Lawrence nudes you guys... I knew the NSA was good for SOMETHING.

I mean, no, I didn't say anything.

You can find them yourself probably, if you're too lazy I'll PM or so.

edit: mckayla maroney too. the US gymnast girl. uuuhu.
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Lawd. I need to see these.

For research purposes.
 
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lamaroo

Unconfirmed Member
Smiley90 said:
Dem Jennifer Lawrence nudes you guys... I knew the NSA was good for SOMETHING.

I mean, no, I didn't say anything.

You can find them yourself probably, if you're too lazy I'll PM or so.

edit: mckayla maroney too. the US gymnast girl. uuuhu.
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I'm asking for a friend.
 
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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
lamaroo said:
How the hell does one person get access to all of these pictures?
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either an iCloud leak/hack or an NSA leak. Snowden's already said that NSA agents share nudes from phones they monitor, wouldn't surprise me if someone leaked them.
 
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