Nintendo is the most worthless fucking company to ever exist. Seriously who has a worse videogame catalogue? Nintendo has only made a decent console once... FUCKING ONCE and not ONCE with Kimishima. All they do is delay. Fucking delay delay delay delay. They should be fucking relegated to 3rd party. They choke (aka delay) on a dick so fucking big it makes OG Mudbone look like a needledick.
These Nintendo developers are seriously so bad at their fucking job, which is to develop a fucking game. I swear to fucking God, when Jesus comes back he will just say "Nah" and all the other real video game companies will go up to Valhalla with Zeus and Cthulu. I fucking hate Sony but at least they won 2 generations! And Microsoft get to jack off over old 360 sales data and cum in their Xbox One All-in-One Entertainment and Games System and then let the juice flow over themselves.
MIYAMOTO FUCKING SUCKs. He is no Kojima, no Cliffy B, he is no Mark Cerny, and he is for damn sure no Randy Pitchford. Miyamoto withers. He fucking withers like a snakeskin recently chewed by a mongoose and shit out through it's fucking dick and then a bird comes and eats it and shits it on Kyoto. Fuck Miyamoto and his stupid ass shit hole of a brain.
If Nintendo were an anime they would be some shitty fucking kid shonen where the kid has no powers other than the CHOKE (AKA DELAY) ON A MASSIVE DICK. He would always power up his delaying skills each and every episode and fucking FUCK IT UP. Nintendo is like this fucking shitty ass anime. They delay and delay and delay. The fuck ups that Nintendo are show they will never win a gen. They don't deserve a fucking gen. They deserve to wither away in 3rdPartyLand with cocaine and midgets. Kimishima should go to a real company in the USA.
Kyoto is also a fucking shithole of a swamp. It is just filled with the government spying on masturbating boys with some government employee jackin it to some kid going poop and looking at all the fucking WOLF HAIR in it.
Nintendo seriously are fucking me. My ass is already bleeding from the fucking anal fissure they have given me. FUCK Nintendo FUCK MY ASSHOLE THAT IS BLEEDING.
This company is fucking over. Nintendo are the most worthless shit stains on the face of the planet. If they were developing games for 5 year old QA Testers (and they are) they wouldn't even get a game past them. I shit better games then they do and my ass has been bleeding for fucking days. Fuck it all.
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