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[Foggy]

I see the 1st period has ended in the Quacks-Queens game. Why don't you all come on over to Edmonton for some more professional ice hockey viewing?

 

[Syrinx]

Bob McKenzie talking tankanomics. Please don't let Edmonton finish last, Buffalo and Zona.

 

[MetatronM]

@AGrossRecord: Per Elias: Rangers first NHL team to allow 1 goal or fewer in regulation in 8 straight games since Stars did so March 13–28, 2001.

Our next game is against the Hurricanes, by the way...

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Yeah he didn't touch it.

To be fair, Flesh man wasnt even close.

 

[Calamari41]

To be fair, Flesh man wasnt even close.

The Meat Man decided that a shot perpendicular to the ice was in order.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

What's that fake "go Kings go" coming from the PA :lol



is that cartman

 

[Calamari41]

Ducks definitely didn't expect Playoff Kings to show up this early.

 

[Calamari41]

Oh my god that puck looked like it went right in

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Quick. best goalie in the league or the greatest of all time?

 

[Heretic]

What's that fake "go Kings go" coming from the PA :lol



is that cartman

They show a fake cartman about to start the chant then a piano falls on hit head.

 

[Foggy]

Well alrighty then

 

[Foggy]

So much anti-tanking going on

 

[Smiley90]

lol Perry

 

[Clydefrog]

you little shit, Perry

 

[Clydefrog]

KINGS PROTECTING THE CASTLE

 

[Calamari41]

I hope Quick is able to recover from the trauma incurred by that hooligan Perry.

 

[Ursn]

Goodguyperry.gif


Also nice Vatman avatar Dastardly!

Maroon!

 

[Calamari41]

KINGS PROTECTING THE CASTLE

Things Kings Fans Actually Say

Along with:

"Why did the ref blow the whistle???"

"Who is 'Wayne Gretzky?'"

And "My attorneys have advised me to exercise my fifth amendment rights"

 

[Clydefrog]

*vomits*

 

[Calamari41]

There it is!

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Doughboy tried to murder Fowler

 

[MetatronM]

I'm kinda torn on this game. On the one hand I don't want the Ducks to gain points over the Rangers (we're already here, so fuck it, why not go for the Presidents Trophy while we're at it). On the other hand, fuck the Kings.

...

Let's go Ducks!

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Good shit Paddy. No hangover here.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Doughboy tried to murder Fowler

I don't understand why he would, Fowler is a legit nice guy.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I'm kinda torn on this game. On the one hand I don't want the Ducks to gain points over the Rangers (we're already here, so fuck it, why not go for the Presidents Trophy while we're at it). On the other hand, fuck the Kings.

...

Let's go Ducks!

Quack quack!

The choice is clear tonight.

 

[Clydefrog]

ugh it's these 3rd period ducks again

 

[Calamari41]

Don't worry Metatron, if God allows us to win this one we will throw some games down the line and let you have the President's.

Edit: We've had sooo many missed chances all night.

 

[Clydefrog]

wait didn't perry just ice the puck? why is he on the bench?

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Etem had a golden opportunity

 

[Unhandled Exception]

WE GOTTA QUICK TANTRUM

 

[Smiley90]

SUCK IT QUICKKKKKKKKK

 

[Terrordactyl]

Wonder if quick thinks his theatrics will actually overturn goals, such a whiner.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Oooooooh

Aaaaaaahh

 

[Clydefrog]

*crying*

 

[calder]

Good job ducks. Now close this out ffs, no extra point.

 

[Calamari41]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Clyde, serious question. Does Quick perform worse after a severe tantrum like that or does it fire him up and make him perform better?

 

[Smiley90]

That was totally not Thompson's fault :lol He got pushed in by an LA player

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

So good.

 

[Clydefrog]

That was totally not Thompson's fault :lol He got pushed in by an LA player

yeah I don't know why Quick is losing his shit

shake it off, bro!

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Quickly dry those tears

 

[DrForester]

Quick was quick to get pissed.

 

[MetatronM]

LOL at that ref pointing goal a billion times right in Quick's face.

 

[DrForester]

Surprised they didn't review that.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

The new ice will he made from Quicks tears.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Thompson stopped because he's a good guy. Kings player's momentum sort of shoved him.

¯_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Calamari41]

We need one more before I can go to sleep.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

:lol :lol

 

[Smiley90]

Quick soooo maaaaad lol

 

[Calamari41]

So then Quick hacks at Getzlaf's shins like he's chopping wood. Scum.

 

[Terrordactyl]

So then Quick hacks at Getzlaf's shins like he's chopping wood. Scum.

Seriously, what a sack of shit