I LOL'd a bit.
Not because you're exaggerating, but because i know how you right you are.
(i beat the game and gave it a 3.5 myself for the website i work for)
Oh and consider that later the game gets even worse.
Like A LOT worse.
I honestly can't even imagine that game getting any worse than it already was at that point. It mindfucks me so hard that they could screw up a game that already had a perfect formula (as an action game). Hell, if they just made a carbon-copy of NG1 or 2, it might have not been very original, but it would have been a damn good game. Instead, they tried to change crucial gameplay elements and failed as hard as you possibly can.
I guess I can have SOME respect for them trying to change the formula up, but they shouldn't have even bothered if it was going to ruin the game doing so.
MjFrancis said:
The stuns and grabs are some things that didn't strike me as problems on Normal. On the higher difficulty settings, though, I could see how they could become issues.
On Normal difficulty I just made a note to keep my distance to avoid those. Certain enemies would have very obvious cues while others you close the distance, took the fight to the air, and got the hell out of there. Rinse, repeat x 1,000.
Trust me, the stuns and grabs are just unfathomably ridiculous on Hard. Enemies (especially those red beret wearing assholes) grab you constantly and take nearly a quarter or more of your life depending on the grab. Playing on normal, this almost never happened... which is just proof of another major flaw the game has; extremely unbalanced difficultly modes. Normal mode is laughably easy, while Hard is just down right cheap and unfair.
Then there's the stuns, which happens constantly even from a single shrunken or bullet hitting you. Pulling off combo's turns into fucking hard labor because you're repeatedly getting stunned by everything small thing that hits you, which in turns opens you up to attacks from the enemy such as... you guessed it, GRABS!
Also, another thing I forgot to mention in my mini review; The controls are very unresponsive sometimes. There were times when I'd hit the button to dodge or block, and he'd just sit there, as if he'd waiting to be raped in the ass by the multiple dudes attacking me. Other times, certain attacks wouldn't pull off which made no sense at all.
I just can't stress how much I hate this game. It's beyond bad.