Here are my E3 Predictions for Nintendo: We open with Reggie in a poorly lit room, fidgeting on a rusty folding chair. He slowly stands up, sobbing that Nintendo has nothing left to reveal this year. After a few minutes, a camera man yells "Cut to the Amiibo Reel!" off-screen.
We then see Satoru Iwata, slouched on a mountain of Amiibo in his office, laughing about how excited everyone will be for the new Amiibo. Animal Crossing Amiibo are Stuckey's Exclusives to promote travelling. Only 30 30th Anniversary Mario Amiibos are made. Ryu Amiibos must be won in an underground fighting ring. Fans do not question this logic. Oh! And all 800 Pokemon Amiibo are revealed. Gathering all of them in one place summons Shenron, the Eternal Dragon. After granting his summoner's wish, he redistributes the Amiibo worldwide, proving to be a more effective distribution process.
After that, it cuts back to Reggie, still starved for ideas. After about 5 minutes, the same camera man yells back onto the set... "INDIE SIZZLE REEL."