Nintendo is KIDDIE TYME and I'll prove it with this topic!

Jr.

Banned
This thread is dedicated to Willco and all the other Nintendo HaterZ out there who just can't stand the last bastion of good gaming that is Nintendo...


I guess I'll start this off with a BRAND NEW, complaint; I hate the Mario Party 6 commercial! What is Nintendo thinking??? Ok, I can understand some kids having Nintendo characters over for a sleep over, but why Bowser? Nintendo makes Bowser look like a total wuss in this commercial, the kids run all over him and he does nothing! This is not the Bowser of old, the "Old" Bowser would have lit each one of those little punks up in a heartbeat!

I don't know why Nintendo continues to push themselves off as a "Kiddie" company while at the same time "Reggie" says that they are, "about talking Ass and kicking names.". I just don't get it.


Well, this should be stickied as suggested by the "WISE", Willco, to serve as a catalog of all the Nintendo HATE on the Gaming-Age forums!
 
"...LAST BASTION OF GOOD GAMING THAT IS NINTENDO"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I like Nintendo as much as the next guy, but that statement is ridiculous.
 
bitwise said:
i think there is a .000e0343% chance that this will be sticked. maybe if a mods finger slips or something

Who knows. The Nintendo: Lamentation of Innocence thread was stickied.

MAF, Drinky: Make it so.
 
CVXFREAK said:
Nintendo is fucking doomed I tell you.

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Monk said:
I really hate what Nintendo has come these days. It is all quantity over quality now.

WTF u talking about?? I vote for an OFFICIAL INITIATION OF JUNIOR MEMBERS THREAD were Juniors have to prove their worth before the rest forum are forced to suffer from their retarded comments and spamming threads.
 
huzkee said:
WTF u talking about?? I vote for an OFFICIAL INITIATION OF JUNIOR MEMBERS THREAD were Juniors have to prove their worth before the rest forum are forced to suffer from their retarded comments and spamming threads.

Fucking die Nintendo lover! You even have Mario as you’re avatar what a fanboy.
 
Jr. said:
Well, this should be stickied as suggested by the "WISE", Willco, to serve as a catalog of all the Nintendo HATE on the Gaming-Age forums!
1) He was being sarcastic.

2) Who the hell are you to start "official" ANYTHING topics?
 
Bashing thread? Sweet.

Nintendo is for little kids..plain and simple. Though the Big N does produce some AAA games..for the most part those are the only games worth owning a nintendo product for and quite honestly..they are starting to rehash their key franchises a bit too much....whats left after they do that? Zip! Zero! Nada! :lol

Honestly - if it werent for their Gayboy revenue..they'd be bankrupted by now lol...hell the DS is a prime example of their stupid moves and wacked out visions with hardware. All i know is that xbox came into the game as a newcomer and just about stomped all over old school veteran Nintendo..leaving the big N in the basement. Its gonna be a repeat as well come next gen..shit, what is there to look forward too besides a new mario, new metroid and a new kart game? :lol Ooops i forgot Fzero :lol

When is nintendo gonna wake up and smell the coffee? They are going down, down i tell ya!!!

And this was a bashing thread so please.. no cry baby little nintendroid getting all pissy and letting your feathers get all ruffled up because i spoke the truth. If you do get pissy..go and suck on mommies boobie a bit more ..maybe some of that natural milk will give ya some balls :)
 
Moegames said:
Bashing thread? Sweet.

Nintendo is for little kids..plain and simple. Though the Big N does produce some AAA games..for the most part those are the only games worth owning a nintendo product for and quite honestly..they are starting to rehash their key franchises a bit too much....whats left after they do that? Zip! Zero! Nada! :lol

Honestly - if it werent for their Gayboy revenue..they'd be bankrupted by now lol...hell the DS is a prime example of their stupid moves and wacked out visions with hardware. All i know is that xbox came into the game as a newcomer and just about stomped all over old school veteran Nintendo..leaving the big N in the basement. Its gonna be a repeat as well come next gen..shit, what is there to look forward too besides a new mario, new metroid and a new kart game? :lol Ooops i forgot Fzero :lol

When is nintendo gonna wake up and smell the coffee? They are going down, down i tell ya!!!

And this was a bashing thread so please.. no cry baby little nintendroid getting all pissy and letting your feathers get all ruffled up because i spoke the truth. If you do get pissy..go and suck on mommies boobie a bit more ..maybe some of that natural milk will give ya some balls :)

Moegames
Banned

Yep.
 
The best line from Moegames was the "go suck on your moms boobie to grow some balls."

I laughed so god-damn hard.
 
-jinx- said:
1) He was being sarcastic.

2) Who the hell are you to start "official" ANYTHING topics?


Well, I'm certainly no "MK ultra", but I am a "Member" now.. Oh while you are here, what was wrong with my avitar?? I skimed through the TOS and couldn't find anything. Is it because it was art from a game?
 
-jinx- said:
1) He was being sarcastic.

2) Who the hell are you to start "official" ANYTHING topics?

Don't dance around the facts! Go in for the kill!

Jr.
Banned

Moegames
Banned

Make it happen!!1
 
Moegames said:
Bashing thread? Sweet.

Nintendo is for little kids..plain and simple. Though the Big N does produce some AAA games..for the most part those are the only games worth owning a nintendo product for and quite honestly..they are starting to rehash their key franchises a bit too much....whats left after they do that? Zip! Zero! Nada! :lol

Honestly - if it werent for their Gayboy revenue..they'd be bankrupted by now lol...hell the DS is a prime example of their stupid moves and wacked out visions with hardware. All i know is that xbox came into the game as a newcomer and just about stomped all over old school veteran Nintendo..leaving the big N in the basement. Its gonna be a repeat as well come next gen..shit, what is there to look forward too besides a new mario, new metroid and a new kart game? :lol Ooops i forgot Fzero :lol

When is nintendo gonna wake up and smell the coffee? They are going down, down i tell ya!!!

And this was a bashing thread so please.. no cry baby little nintendroid getting all pissy and letting your feathers get all ruffled up because i spoke the truth. If you do get pissy..go and suck on mommies boobie a bit more ..maybe some of that natural milk will give ya some balls :)
I'm putting you (and anyone else who's paying attention) on notice. If some dumbass newbie starts a thread encouraging people to share their Nintendo complaints, that is NOT a reason to let you get away with trolling.

So knock it off before I start getting pissed.

P.S. My mom says hi and she misses your sweet lips on her nipple!
 
Jr. said:
Well, I'm certainly no "MK ultra", but I am a "Member" now.. Oh while you are here, what was wrong with my avitar?? I skimed through the TOS and couldn't find anything. Is it because it was art from a game?
I have no clue what the issue was with your avatar.

However, if I were you, I wouldn't start any more threads like this. Encouraging the pro- and anti-Nintendo trolls to come out of the woodwork gives me a headache.
 
-jinx- said:
I'm putting you (and anyone else who's paying attention) on notice. If some dumbass newbie starts a thread encouraging people to share their Nintendo complaints, that is NOT a reason to let you get away with trolling.

So knock it off before I start getting pissed.

P.S. My mom says hi and she misses your sweet lips on her nipple!
forget it...
 
-jinx- said:
I have no clue what the issue was with your avatar.

However, if I were you, I wouldn't start any more threads like this. Encouraging the pro- and anti-Nintendo trolls to come out of the woodwork gives me a headache.


Ok sorry, I thought it would be more lighthearted!
 
Lookie at what I found:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=gamecube+is+for+kids

Blood GodNov 9 2003, 20:27

GameCube is a kids console. who are you kidding? Xbox is way better! Halo is one of the best games ever and when halo 2 comes out its gonna blow any chance of gamecube keeping up out of the water. common guys. my 12 year old cousin even thinks that gamecube is for kids. and hes outgrown it. hes into xbox now like a big kid

but you little kids have fun with your mario wash the world and your luigis mansion! Ill play Halo and have more fun killing people in 16 player battles then you will cleaning the world and looking for ghosts.

thats my shinny 2 cents, why dont you get mario to clean em!

____________________________________


http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art649.asp


The GameCube: A Console Review

At first glance, it´s hard to take the Nintendo GameCube seriously. It´s so tiny! It´s like an oversized 6-sided die with little mini-donut-sized CDs. It´s sized well for little hands, for tucking into a bag and bringing along in the car. The size embodies all that is good and not-so-good (depending on your point of view) about this game system.

It´s clearly a gaming machine. It´s not a DVD player, it doesn´t have the cool jukebox features of the XBox. It´s not meant for college students who would appreciate all of the functionality that the XBox and PlayStation 2 offers. The prime audience of Nintendo has always been the younger kids, and that´s where this system shines. It´s easy to use, it´s small and portable. Snap on a small screen, and the kids in the back seat can play Luigi´s Mansion all the way to grandma´s house. Going to see relatives for a long, boring visit? The GameCube comes along easily, plugging in to any TV set.

I´m a HUGE Zelda fan, but in general the games on Nintendo systems are geared towards the younger set. In Pikmin you´re playing with flowers, trying to rebuild your spaceship. In Luigi´s Mansion you´re sucking up ghosts to clear out the house. These games are fantastic for my under 5 nieces and nephews, and are games that adults can play with them without fear of excessive gore and violence. Me? I´d much rather be playing Halo on the XBox, with its amazing combat graphics and AI of your teammates, or be caught up in Final Fantasy X. As much as I have fun with the GameCube, it´s not what I turn on at the end of the day for my own fun.

Yes, there will be more adult games coming out for the GameCube in the future, but that´s not where its strength lies. No game system is *meant* to be everything for everyone. The GameCube is truly excellent for the younger set, and it shines in that area. That is where the designers concentrate, and it shows. We have all three (Xbox, GameCube, PlayStation 2) and the GameCube is always what the kids go running for. They play it for hours without any boredom. But for the adults, the games on the XBox and PlayStation 2 are far more enthralling. It all depends what you, personally, are looking for in a gaming system.


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http://www.gamespot.com/features/giftguide2004/product_list.html?platform=gc&genre=7

Recommended GameCube Suitable for Kids Games

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http://www.nbrid.net/article/43/

The problem say a number of anti-underage drinking organizations is that Nintendo and it's purple GameCube are targeted at younger kids. To see one along side a bottle of beer clearly is an attempt by Heineken to subvert federal laws and market to the teenage crowd, or even younger. "I don't know how Nintendo approved such an ad," said Amanda Morris of M.A.D.D. "In the past 'Nintendo' and 'Family Entertainment' have always gone hand-in-hand. This changes everything."

Kids everywhere play Pokemon on their Nintendo GameBoy's or Mario on their Nintendo 64's. Families feel safe with the Nintendo brand name knowing the games they buy won't have the same prat falls as highly controversial games like last year's Grand Theft Auto 3 (Game of the Year on PS2). As such Nintendo has been synonymous with the phrase "kid-friendly". Therefore, these groups claim, kids who read the ad could be lead to believe that beer is just as "kid-friendly". Giving Heineken an edge in the untapped 8-16 age group.


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http://www.forbes.com/2001/04/02/0402nintendo.html


Nintendo's Game May Be Over

Marcella Bernhard, Forbes.com, 04.02.01, 4:25 PM ET

NEW YORK - Kids may love Zelda and Mario, but that won't be enough to keep Nintendo out of last place in a three-way battle to dominate the $6.5 billion videogame market. Though Nintendo is sure to remain the videogame maker of choice for the elementary school set, Microsoft and Sony will split the spoils from the growing--and more lucrative--population of adult gamers.

_____________________________

http://www.gamerslogik.com/column.php?ColID=11

The Gamecube's True Audience

The first attack anyone makes on Nintendo is that their systems are aimed at children. Nintendo doesn't do much to dissuade this type of thinking; they billed their last system, the N64, as the “Fun Machine.” But I think Nintendo had a different target audience in mind when they designed the Gamecube. I think they were attempting to tap into the elusive female consumer base, something that no system has been able to successfully do.

Why women? They're the biggest untapped income controlling audience. While Sony and Microsoft stumble over themselves trying to capture the male 18-30 demographic, Nintendo has an easy opportunity to grab this source of cash. Nintendo seems like it's after the younger audience, but there's a big problem with that. The marketing strategy of targeting kids has been popular since the Nazis made Hitler Youth and Ronald McDonald refined it with McDonalds. But there is a substantial hole in this thinking. Kids have no money. They have to rely on begging their parents to get them what they want. So Nintendo does the smart thing and targets moms and young women who will eventually become moms.

_____________________________________



And it goes on and on too....
 
gamergirly said:
Lookie at what I found:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=gamecube+is+for+kids

Blood GodNov 9 2003, 20:27

GameCube is a kids console. who are you kidding? Xbox is way better! Halo is one of the best games ever and when halo 2 comes out its gonna blow any chance of gamecube keeping up out of the water. common guys. my 12 year old cousin even thinks that gamecube is for kids. and hes outgrown it. hes into xbox now like a big kid

but you little kids have fun with your mario wash the world and your luigis mansion! Ill play Halo and have more fun killing people in 16 player battles then you will cleaning the world and looking for ghosts.

thats my shinny 2 cents, why dont you get mario to clean em!

____________________________________


http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art649.asp


The GameCube: A Console Review

At first glance, it´s hard to take the Nintendo GameCube seriously. It´s so tiny! It´s like an oversized 6-sided die with little mini-donut-sized CDs. It´s sized well for little hands, for tucking into a bag and bringing along in the car. The size embodies all that is good and not-so-good (depending on your point of view) about this game system.

It´s clearly a gaming machine. It´s not a DVD player, it doesn´t have the cool jukebox features of the XBox. It´s not meant for college students who would appreciate all of the functionality that the XBox and PlayStation 2 offers. The prime audience of Nintendo has always been the younger kids, and that´s where this system shines. It´s easy to use, it´s small and portable. Snap on a small screen, and the kids in the back seat can play Luigi´s Mansion all the way to grandma´s house. Going to see relatives for a long, boring visit? The GameCube comes along easily, plugging in to any TV set.

I´m a HUGE Zelda fan, but in general the games on Nintendo systems are geared towards the younger set. In Pikmin you´re playing with flowers, trying to rebuild your spaceship. In Luigi´s Mansion you´re sucking up ghosts to clear out the house. These games are fantastic for my under 5 nieces and nephews, and are games that adults can play with them without fear of excessive gore and violence. Me? I´d much rather be playing Halo on the XBox, with its amazing combat graphics and AI of your teammates, or be caught up in Final Fantasy X. As much as I have fun with the GameCube, it´s not what I turn on at the end of the day for my own fun.

Yes, there will be more adult games coming out for the GameCube in the future, but that´s not where its strength lies. No game system is *meant* to be everything for everyone. The GameCube is truly excellent for the younger set, and it shines in that area. That is where the designers concentrate, and it shows. We have all three (Xbox, GameCube, PlayStation 2) and the GameCube is always what the kids go running for. They play it for hours without any boredom. But for the adults, the games on the XBox and PlayStation 2 are far more enthralling. It all depends what you, personally, are looking for in a gaming system.


_______________________________


http://www.gamespot.com/features/giftguide2004/product_list.html?platform=gc&genre=7

Recommended GameCube Suitable for Kids Games

________________________________


http://www.nbrid.net/article/43/

The problem say a number of anti-underage drinking organizations is that Nintendo and it's purple GameCube are targeted at younger kids. To see one along side a bottle of beer clearly is an attempt by Heineken to subvert federal laws and market to the teenage crowd, or even younger. "I don't know how Nintendo approved such an ad," said Amanda Morris of M.A.D.D. "In the past 'Nintendo' and 'Family Entertainment' have always gone hand-in-hand. This changes everything."

Kids everywhere play Pokemon on their Nintendo GameBoy's or Mario on their Nintendo 64's. Families feel safe with the Nintendo brand name knowing the games they buy won't have the same prat falls as highly controversial games like last year's Grand Theft Auto 3 (Game of the Year on PS2). As such Nintendo has been synonymous with the phrase "kid-friendly". Therefore, these groups claim, kids who read the ad could be lead to believe that beer is just as "kid-friendly". Giving Heineken an edge in the untapped 8-16 age group.


____________________________

http://www.forbes.com/2001/04/02/0402nintendo.html


Nintendo's Game May Be Over

Marcella Bernhard, Forbes.com, 04.02.01, 4:25 PM ET

NEW YORK - Kids may love Zelda and Mario, but that won't be enough to keep Nintendo out of last place in a three-way battle to dominate the $6.5 billion videogame market. Though Nintendo is sure to remain the videogame maker of choice for the elementary school set, Microsoft and Sony will split the spoils from the growing--and more lucrative--population of adult gamers.

_____________________________

http://www.gamerslogik.com/column.php?ColID=11

The Gamecube's True Audience

The first attack anyone makes on Nintendo is that their systems are aimed at children. Nintendo doesn't do much to dissuade this type of thinking; they billed their last system, the N64, as the “Fun Machine.” But I think Nintendo had a different target audience in mind when they designed the Gamecube. I think they were attempting to tap into the elusive female consumer base, something that no system has been able to successfully do.

Why women? They're the biggest untapped income controlling audience. While Sony and Microsoft stumble over themselves trying to capture the male 18-30 demographic, Nintendo has an easy opportunity to grab this source of cash. Nintendo seems like it's after the younger audience, but there's a big problem with that. The marketing strategy of targeting kids has been popular since the Nazis made Hitler Youth and Ronald McDonald refined it with McDonalds. But there is a substantial hole in this thinking. Kids have no money. They have to rely on begging their parents to get them what they want. So Nintendo does the smart thing and targets moms and young women who will eventually become moms.

_____________________________________



And it goes on and on too....

Wow, interesting stuff there! Good job, what was Reggie thinking???
 
I just hate that Nintendo has the sheepfuckingest fanboys on the planet -- excluding OCP and Chuck Palahniuk fanboys, of course.
 
Nintendo's problem isn't commcercials, it's just a general apathy for marketing in general. Heck, I wouldn't care if all of Nintendo's commercials and displays were kiddie, but as long as they were like this:

psp-ad-japan1.jpg

Tokyo Station
 
Drinky Crow said:
I just hate that Nintendo has the sheepfuckingest fanboys on the planet -- excluding OCP and Chuck Palahniuk fanboys, of course.

Indeed. Nintendo fanboys are by far the worst. Seriously, can you imagine a thread with quotes from Michelle Rodriguez or some other marginally talented "actress" denigrating XBox getting even half of the replies that Gamecube one did?
 
Society said:
I wonder if that catchy phrase would work out of the forums. Get bent? No, no get banned!
I like it.
You know, I think it could. I will try to work it in at school tomorrow. :lol
 
Willco said:
I will start selling "Get Banned." t-shirts next week! Profits go to feed poor college students.
+1 Sale. I want the t-shirt, and I want those college students to eat. They are the future after all.
 
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