Were here, sitting on the floor in the back, next to the trash cans. This is by far the worst job of organization Ive ever seen for a press conference. It looks like they way over-booked the event, so what theyre left with are a bunch of journalists standing around, blocking exits, doing all the stuff that gives a Fire Marshall nightmares.
Speak of the devil, the Fire Marshall just came in. I shit you not, hes actually inspecting the place. Last thing Nintendo wants is a bunch of flaming reporters.