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[bndadm]

My one break for work tonight. It has been a kick in the balls today. Save me Nintendo!
Those conference photos are awesome.

 

[dangeraaron10]

Those stage picks are giving me so much fucking life right now.

They know this is going to be big.

They wouldn't be doing this kind of fanfare if they knew they had a lame console on board.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[hatchx]

It's happening!!!

 

[frankMX]

45 minutes left.

 

[boxter432]

oh course my internet seems to be running at its slowest its ever ran...

 

[Delio]

Oh god the $300 buck reports are killing me. But then i see how that stage is lit up and im ready.

 

[Lebon14]

I'm just F5 every seconds here.
So much hype.

 

[Magwik]

Can a mod edit the poll and replace Splatoon 2 with Spathor2: the dark world

 

[Suburban Thug]

Unlock the switch thread and let us free!!!!!!!

 

[-Horizon-]

Nah, it's all about Callie and Marie here.

...that's actually pretty possible if spla2n is shown lol

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

Hold on to your tentacles

 

[MatrixMan.EXE]

The main Switch Event thread should be unlocked soon.

Oh shit, I didn't even know one was made.

 

[tr00per]

Nintendo doesn't have the balls to do this, but this would be the biggest megaton drop ever.

*Video starts playing.

Nintendo Switch release march 17th. Fade out.

Priced at $350....

*shocked horror from crowd...potential booing....

Mario music starts playing. Mario runs out under the price. Jumps and hit the 3 it becomes a 2. Price is now $250.

*Crowd goes wild

Mario runs off.

Legend of Zelda music starts playing. Link walks out and just slashes the price completely revealing $199.

*Crowd is frothing at this point. .

Link then cuts the entire screen down.

New screen revealed. BoTW trailer playing going into available at launch date.

*It's over at this point. Nintendo has all the news outlets, everyone watching, presentation is gonna go viral.

Mario music returns. Mario fireball comes from right side of the screen and just lights the screen on fire. Mario Odyssey trailer shown. At the end release date also available at launch.

*Pre-order numbers are best ever. GG Nintendo. GG

#ThisWillNeverHappen

Yes please.


Whatever you do, get us back on track Nintendo. We need you.

 

[Speely]

it's dead jim

Yeah I know Now is the time for hype delusion!

 

[orioto]

They better deliver now! The wait has been soooooooo long

 

[Defect]

What's the best stream to watch?

 

[Jpop]

The OT is still locked. I'm guessing the mods are waiting until maybe 30 minutes before to unlock it.

Probably till exactly 8pm lol.

 

[Hip Hop]

This is SOOOOO much better than the boring directs.

Agreed

Nothing is better than live presentations for me. They need to go back to that format at E3 too.

 

[Regiruler]

Does anyone have that gif with "standby megatons" and mario in a plane?

 

[Lebon14]

Switch Presentation Thread if people missed it!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1333086


EDIT
I'M NUMBER 10000!

Good job guys!

 

[ShaoranWright]

What's the best stream to watch?

https://www.twitch.tv/easyallies

the best!

 

[KingSnake]

...that's actually pretty possible if spla2n is shown lol

The stage sure looks fresh enough for this.

 

[ManeKast]

I wish somebody could holdme now so they could feel the hype pulsing in my soul.

 

[Crooked16th]

Trying not to let the hype get to me

Spoiler

but I'm so hyped right now.

 

[BFIB]

I'm gonna end up preordering this thing aren't I........

 

[Loco4Coco]

Surprised GAF hasn't crashed already.

 

[maniac-kun]

That guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I3ykPrt59E

 

[hersheyfan]

Being stuck at work is unbearable!

Thankfully, the Switch presser starts at exactly 12PM over here, so I can bail for lunch early and run to a net cafe.

 

[Possumowner]

Aahh lots of coffee,bring it Nintendo

 

[Coda]

 

[Malvingt2]

Switch Presentation Thread if people missed it!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1333086


EDIT
I'M NUMBER 10000!

Good job guys!

is not open yet..

 

[valkillmore]

It is going to be 11pm VERY SHORTLY!

 

[DMONKUMA]

No but seriously that layout gotta mean we are getting bombed hard.

 

[mcfrank]

 

[EatChildren]

Have fun guys.

 

[KingBroly]

I wanna change my avatar, but since I haven't done it in a while, I forgot if it auto-sizes it or not.

 

[RRockman]

10,000 Posts!!

Nintendo sure is doomed! /s

 

[Booker.DeWitt]

I am almost falling sleep, fuck.

 

[GodfatherX]

So I'm gonna try to preorder from GameStop.com, never preordered there online. Couple questions

Do they charge the entire amount at the time of pre order, or just a deposit?

Will my account balance from trade in stuff reflect on my online account?

 

[massoluk]

Siri, will Neogaf crash?

 

[13ruce]

4:18 am and still strong!

 

[ManeKast]

Have fun guys.

Yes legend. We will.

 

[Thabass]

Konami Digital Entertainment, Inc. PRESENTS

A Reginald Fils-Amie Stream

 

[mStudios]

So close...

 

[Sword Of Doom]

Hyped Gaf is best Gaf

<3

 

[Neonep]

 

[Shadow Broker]

https://twitter.com/mochi_wsj/status/819741808733220864

Nintendo: fuck E3! We doing this shit big and on our terms!

I'm hyped

 

[Meesh]

Still one of my favorite GIFs ever

 

[Lebon14]

is not open yet..

I know.
Just posting in case people missed the link.

 

[Metroid]

4:18 am and still strong!

I'm with you, buddy!