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No winner yet, Powerball at $675 Million biggest in U.S History

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johnny956

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Yep, the news of the jackpot is helping it increase. I said in the other thread after it rolled that the jackpot would be $800 - $950 million by Saturday.

News of the $800 million figure should help it grow even more.

Yup this happens every time it gets higher. I bought my ticket when it was 400 million and it was 500 by the end of the next day. With it getting so close to 1 billion I think it'll actually accelerate even faster till it hits it
 

MIMIC

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Yup this happens every time it gets higher. I bought my ticket when it was 400 million and it was 500 by the end of the next day. With it getting so close to 1 billion I think it'll actually accelerate even faster till it hits it

Crazy to think that the next "record jackpot" after this one will be $1 billion @_@
 
I am normally not disposed toward gambling of any kind, but if there's no winner on Saturday and the next drawing has a $1bn+ jackpot, I might buy a ticket.

If I'm going to not win, I might as well not win BIG.
 

FyreWulff

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The Chinese know how to win lotteries.


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In some US states you can claim the prize anonymously, in others you're forced to announce your identity.
 

ryseing

Member
Just bought my ticket.

I will pay off the student loans of 20 Gaffers if I win.

Don't start quoting me and derail this thread.

Goddammit.
 

BizzyBum

Member
Just bought my ticket.

I will pay off the student loans of 20 Gaffers if I win.

Don't start quoting me and derail this thread.

Goddammit.

in for this. lol

But really, can't even imagine winning this. I think I'd just start hysterically crying for a few good hours.
 

Mesoian

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The fact that I bought tickets means that I actually now have less of a probability to win than had I not bought a ticket.

Or something.

Whatever, I needed a bottle of wine and could part with a few bucks.

Just bought my ticket.

I will pay off the student loans of 20 Gaffers if I win.

Don't start quoting me and derail this thread.

Goddammit.

I'll hold you to that.

But really, can't even imagine winning this. I think I'd just start hysterically crying for a few good hours.

I think I would just go straight into shock. Just become a robot through the entire notification process.
 
Here's an interesting question. At what point is buying a powerbal ticket EV positive? (So you'd have to factor in whatever you are taxed and an expected player pool.
 

Flo_Evans

Member
I think this is one case where being somewhat anti-social is a benefit.

I don't have 50 dude bro friends that will expect me to take them to vegas every weekend, no long list of chicks I've banged who will try and extort me.

The most awkward thing would be negotiating my share of my business, would I buy my partners out or just gift them my shares, or make them try and pay me lol.

I could see some potential problems with one of my sisters in laws, might have to hire some people to spy on them and make sure they are not plotting against me.
 

Flo_Evans

Member
I wonder if instead of setting up trusts for everyone if just making some dummy cooperation and "hiring" all of your family members to do nothing would be better.
 

Jarlaxle

Member
I only throw in at the office because fuck those assholes if they win and quit and leave me with all the work. It's not the thrill of winning, it's the devastation of not playing and them winning that makes me play at these times.

That's totally me. I couldn't imagine having to come in here every day and watching half the office leave. I honestly don't think I'd be able to keep from hanging myself.
 
I went to a busy Shell that has had a lot of previous lotto winners. Now I'm thinking that might have been stupid. Maybe I'll hit up the circle k down the block, too.
 

BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
I can't imagine how it feels to be so flushed that youre sitting on a computer and shuffling around your inconceivable amount of money in different accounts that'll return 1%-4% annually of which you can live off... forever.
 

Mesoian

Member
I can't imagine how it feels to be so flushed that youre sitting on a computer and shuffling around your inconceivable amount of money in different accounts that'll return 1%-4% annually of which you can live off... forever.

It is a stupid amount of money. More money than most people know what to do with. Like Brewster's Millions on a nuclear scale.
 
too bad (for you) the drawing is tomorrow and you've used up all your luck

To your first point, I'm buying the ticket today. As a firm believer in fate, I think the numbers are predetermined so I would need the luck today to pick the right numbers.

To your second point, fuck... you're probably right. Should've taken the parking ticket.
 

Gray Matter

Member
My work pool includes 47 people, 99 tickets altogether. Better chances of a life changing amount of money than playing by myself.
 

Grym

Member
To your first point, I'm buying the ticket today. As a firm believer in fate, I think the numbers are predetermined so I would need the luck today to pick the right numbers.

To your second point, fuck... you're probably right. Should've taken the parking ticket.

well now that I've given you shit, your luck has probably reset and you'll win instead of me.

damnit
 

Damaniel

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I never play the lottery, but I'll make an exception this time and buy a ticket or two. Could this actually manage to hit $1B before the drawing?
 
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