FallingEdge
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November Wrasslin |OT| Ask Not The Jobber How John Cena Wins
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I love it.
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
Nah. Gabe's gonna get him. Another stupid decision by The E.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Put me in the "Maddox could've been a good heel manager if WWE still had those other than Heyman" camp
I hope he used a $30 off $75 coupon when he went to the local mall to cop that ensemble.
Express deals are the shit, don't diss them!
Nocturnowl
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I'll just convince myself that somehow Maddox sacrificed himself to rid us of Khali at last, fair well Punjabi Playboy, you will not be missed.
Actually that's not entirely true, here's a fave five Great Khali tribute.
1. Both of his heel and face themes being hilariously stereotypical
2. The time he burst a basketball with his vice grip leading to Batista's classic basketball's don't hold grudges quote.
3. The Punjabi Prison gimmick which was nonsense and he didn't even participate in first time around, also leads to another Batista classic in "weapons aren't only welcomed, they're allowed"
4. The moments where he cleans house in rumble matches and the like being limited by his skills and mobility were always fun to watch as everyone in the rings just runs up to him to get awkwardly brain chopped.
5. His mad incomprehensible promo skills, "the great Khali says....", cheers Rajin Singh, you graduated from manager of Khali to brother of Khali which is quite impressive.
Over to the Mad Ox, my main memory of his WWE tenure was coming out on Raw to cut that justice promo on the Shield where he went all superhero voice and i'm sure the commentary team then proceeded to do their mocking laughter thing because despite his best efforts the promo was kinda stilted at points, and damn do I hate it when they do that. It's like when Striker was trying to find his footing in commentary and all you got from King and Cole was sniggering and backchatting him like their own shit doesn't reek to the roof of the arena every week, dammit your jobs are to get us engaged in the action and characters, not to guffaw like a bunch of cliquey teenagers (NxT season 3 excepted), ah but what should I expect from the commentary of carnies /random side rant.
Actually that's not entirely true, here's a fave five Great Khali tribute.
1. Both of his heel and face themes being hilariously stereotypical
2. The time he burst a basketball with his vice grip leading to Batista's classic basketball's don't hold grudges quote.
3. The Punjabi Prison gimmick which was nonsense and he didn't even participate in first time around, also leads to another Batista classic in "weapons aren't only welcomed, they're allowed"
4. The moments where he cleans house in rumble matches and the like being limited by his skills and mobility were always fun to watch as everyone in the rings just runs up to him to get awkwardly brain chopped.
5. His mad incomprehensible promo skills, "the great Khali says....", cheers Rajin Singh, you graduated from manager of Khali to brother of Khali which is quite impressive.
Over to the Mad Ox, my main memory of his WWE tenure was coming out on Raw to cut that justice promo on the Shield where he went all superhero voice and i'm sure the commentary team then proceeded to do their mocking laughter thing because despite his best efforts the promo was kinda stilted at points, and damn do I hate it when they do that. It's like when Striker was trying to find his footing in commentary and all you got from King and Cole was sniggering and backchatting him like their own shit doesn't reek to the roof of the arena every week, dammit your jobs are to get us engaged in the action and characters, not to guffaw like a bunch of cliquey teenagers (NxT season 3 excepted), ah but what should I expect from the commentary of carnies /random side rant.
Macho Madness
Member
Brad Maddox has been in the alumni section since Kane dispatched him back in June. Great reporting.
Nocturnowl
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Woah, woah, hold up a second.
You're telling me I forgot about this?
That being Kane successfully dealing with someone in 2014?!
ohhhhhhh
lovely ladies
Member
who's making the WWE 2K15 next gen OT?
slightconfuse
Banned
Nocturnowl
Member
Should follow Yukes example and just paint over last years OT with a PS4/XBone coat of paint.
Hang on, we lost features and modes in the transition, well just cut the OT in half as well.
lovely ladies
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HHH selling like usual.
Macho Madness
Member
I would do the 2K15 OP but that's too much work for what amounts to a thing very few people read.
One of the 2K/Yuke's socko accounts like Theclosetfan, or that DJ guy.
He dead lifted him with that patented Cesaro straight.
Dick Justice
Banned
Still the best GIF I've seen.
BronsonLee
Member
Holy shit that RVD gif
Still the best GIF I've seen.
I would cast my vote for Daniel Bryan sailing outside the ring while Eric Rowan stands in the foreground staring blankly at the camera.
Say what you will about the guy who was banned, but he made the funniest comment about that GIF. It made me laugh out loud; something about the detail in the graphics and even getting Bryan's vitiligo right.
So I was randomly channel surfing and happen to stumble on TNA.
I saw the Funkasaurus in the background! Did they future endeavor him? What's the story there?
Also saw some dude delivering some decent promo work and realized it was MVP with a shaved head. He's gotten pretty good. Lashley also looks terrible and their one legged veteran storyline is pretty meh.
Anything new in the E? Or they still cycling Cena Orton matches.
I saw the Funkasaurus in the background! Did they future endeavor him? What's the story there?
Also saw some dude delivering some decent promo work and realized it was MVP with a shaved head. He's gotten pretty good. Lashley also looks terrible and their one legged veteran storyline is pretty meh.
Anything new in the E? Or they still cycling Cena Orton matches.
lovely ladies
Member
Did someone other than scaryjohnson or whatever his name is obtain the game? These new gifs don't have the disgusting covering 20% of the screen watermark.
BronsonLee
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Embargo on all footage is over as of 8 AM. So footage is just getting hurled out
Still the best GIF I've seen.
The best thing is that it's been in the game for years. Hopefully the new "totally redone engine" gets rid of it finally.
Stop it with these 2K gifs guys! Not everyone gets glitches like these you know, and we don't mind the dead looking crowds either.
British Monsoon
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sf2fanatic
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Maddox still around?
No wonder Ryback is pissed and still haven't got another big push
No wonder Ryback is pissed and still haven't got another big push
its hypnotizing
Mr. Luchador
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Tweet of the Year
I thought it was a parody account at first.
I thought it was a parody account at first.
2sexy4sweet
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Kmart satisfies all my fashion needs.
Macho Madness
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Top 100 Matches on WWE Network according to WWE.com.
The first one is #1, last one is 100.
Undertaker v. Shawn Michaels (WM25)
Bret Hart v. Steve Austin (WM13)
Ricky Steamboat v. Randy Savage (WM3, IC title)
Ricky Steamboat v. Ric Flair (Clash VI, NWA title)
Eddie Guerrero v. Rey Mysterio (Halloween Havoc 1997, WCW cruiser title)
Randy Savage v. Ultimate Warrior (WM7, career v. career)
Bret Hart v. British Bulldog (SSlam 1992, IC title)
Dudley Boyz v. Hardy Boyz v. Edge and Christian (WM17, tag title TLC)
John Cena v. CM Punk (MitB 2011, WWE title)
Bret Hart v. Shawn Michaels (WM12, WWE title ironman)
Ricky Steamboat v. Ric Flair (1989 Chi-Town Rumble, NWA title)
Steve Austin v. The Rock (WM17, WWE title)
Undertaker v. Shawn Michaels (WM26)
Kurt Angle v. Shawn Michaels (WM21)
John Cena v. Brock Lesnar (Extreme Rules 2012)
Bret Hart v. Owen Hart (WM10)
Ricky Steamboat v. Ric Flair (WrestleWar 1989, NWA title)
Bret Hart v. Mr. Perfect (SSlam 1991, IC title)
Razor Ramon v. Shawn Michaels (WM10, IC title ladder)
Ric Flair v. Terry Funk (Clash 9, I Quit match)
Randy Orton v. Mick Foley (Backlash 2004, IC title hardcore)
1992 Royal Rumble
Undertaker v. HHH (WM27)
Ric Flair v. Randy Savage (WM8, WWE title)
Chris Jericho v. Shawn Michaels (No Mercy 2008, WHC title)
HHH v. Cactus Jack (RRumble 2000, WWE title street fight)
Ric Flair v. Sting (Clash 1, NWA title)
CM Punk v. Brock Lesnar (SSlam 2013, no DQ)
Edge and Christian v. Hardy Boyz (No Mercy 1999, ladder)
Tully Blanchard v. Magnum TA (Starrcade 85, steel cage I Quit match)
Rob Van Dam v. Jerry Lynn (Hardcore Heaven 1999, ECW TV title)
Sting's Squadron v. Dangerous Alliance (WrestleWar 1992, WarGames)
Edge v. John Cena (Unforgiven 2006, WWE title TLC)
Jushin Liger v. Brian Pillman (SuperBrawl II, WCW LHW title)
Vader v. Cactus Jack (Halloween Havoc 1993, street fight)
Mr. Perfect v. Ric Flair (RAW Jan 1993, Loser Leaves Town)
Undertaker v. Shawn Michaels (Badd Blood 1997, HitC)
Shield v. Wyatt Family (Elimination Chamber 2014)
Eddie Guerrero v. Dean Malenko (Hostile City Showdown 1995, ECW TV title)
Rock v. Hulk Hogan (WM18)
Masato Tanaka v. Mike Awesome (Heat Wave 1998)
Kurt Angle v. Brock Lesnar (WM19, WWE title)
HHH v. Kane v. Chris Jericho v. Booker T v. Rob Van Dam v. Shawn Michaels (SurSeries 2002, Elimination Chamber WHC title)
Shawn Michaels v. Mankind (Mind Games 1996, WWE title)
Chris Jericho v. Rey Mysterio (Bash 2009, IC title)
Shield v. Team Hell No and Ryback (TLC 2012, TLC match)
HHH v. Shawn Michaels (SSlam 2002, street fight)
Hulk Hogan v. Ultimate Warrior (WM6, WWE title)
Rock v. Steve Austin (WM19)
Undertaker v. Mankind (KotR 1998, HitC)
Vader v. Ric Flair (Starrcade 93, WCW title)
Kurt Angle v. Brock Lesnar (Smackdown Sept. 2003, WWE title ironman)
Mick Foley v. Edge (WM22, hardcore)
John Cena v. Daniel Bryan (SSlam 2013, WWE title)
Sting v. Vader (Starrcade 1992)
Undertaker v. HHH (WM28 HitC)
Steiner Brothers v. Sting and Lex Luger (SuperBrawl I, WCW tag)
Dean Malenko v. Rey Mysterio (Bash 1996, WCW cruiser title)
Team WWE v. Team Alliance (SurSeries 2001)
Tazz v. Bam Bam Bigelow (Living Dangerously 1998, ECW TV title)
Sami Zayn v. Cesaro (NXT Feb 2013, 2/3 falls)
John Cena v. CM Punk (RAW Feb 2013)
Sting v. Cactus Jack (Beach Blast 1992, falls count anywhere)
Daniel Bryan v. Dolph Ziggler (Bragging Rights 2010)
Hart Foundation v. Steve Austin, Ken Shamrock, Legion of Doom and Goldust (Canadian Stampede 1997)
Undertaker v. CM Punk (WM29)
Steve Austin v. HHH (No Way Out 2001, Three Stages of Hell)
Roddy Piper v. Greg Valentine (Starrcade 83, dog collar)
Ultimo Dragon v. Rey Mysterio (WW3 1996, J-crown)
Ric Flair v. Dusty Rhodes (Starrcade 1985, NWA title)
Bret Hart v. 1-2-3 Kid (RAW July 1994)
Midnight Express v. Southern Boys (Bash 1990, NWA US tag title)
Undertaker v. Rock v. Kurt Angle (Vengeance 2002, WWE title)
Steve Austin v. Ricky Steamboat (Bash at the Beach 1994, WCW US title)
Money In The Bank (WM21)
Shawn Michaels v. Chris Jericho (WM19)
Diamond Dallas Page v. Randy Savage (Spring Stampede 1997, No DQ)
Harley Race v. Ric Flair (Starrcade 83, NWA title)
Sheamus v. Daniel Bryan (Extreme Rules 2012, 2/3 falls WHC title)
Midnight Express v. Fantastics (Clash 1, NWA US tag title)
Dean Malenko v. Ultimo Dragon (Starrcade 96, J-crown v. WCW cruiser)
Steve Austin v. Dude Love (Over The Edge 1998, WWE title no DQ falls count anywhere)
Sting/Brian Pillman/Steiners v. Four Horsemen (WrestleWar 91, WarGames)
Yoshihiro Tajiri v. Super Crazy (Guilty as Charges 1999)
Ricky Steamboat v. Rick Rude (Beach Blast 92, ironman)
Christian v. Randy Orton (SSlam 2011, WHC title)
Kidman v. Rey Mysterio v. Juventud Guerrera (Starrcade 98, WCW cruiser)
Nasty Boys v. Cactus Jack/Maxx Payne (Spring Stampede 1994, no DQ falls count anywhere)
Adrian Neville v. Tyson Kidd v. Sami Zayn v. Tyler Breeze (NXT Takeover: Fatal Four Way, NXT title)
Ric Flair v. Kerry Von Erich (WCCW Star Wars 1982, NWA title, cage)
Dean Malenko v. Scotty 2 Hotty (Backlash 2000, WWE LH title)
Team Hell No and Randy Orton v. The Shield (Smackdown June 2013)
Ric Flair v. Lex Luger (WrestleWar 1990, NWA title)
Cactus Jack v. HHH (RAW Sept 1997, falls count anywhere)
Hulk Hogan v. Andre the Giant (WM3, WWE title)
Natalya v. Charlotte (NXT Takeover, NXT women's title)
Shawn Michaels v. Marty Jannetty (RAW May 1993, IC title)
Great Sasuke, Gran Hamada and Masato Yakushiji v. Taka Michinoku, Dick Togo and Terry Boy (Barely Legal 1997)
Goldberg v. Diamond Dallas Page (Halloween Havoc 1998, WCW title)
Chris Jericho v. HHH (Fully Loaded 2000, last man standing)
The first one is #1, last one is 100.
Undertaker v. Shawn Michaels (WM25)
Bret Hart v. Steve Austin (WM13)
Ricky Steamboat v. Randy Savage (WM3, IC title)
Ricky Steamboat v. Ric Flair (Clash VI, NWA title)
Eddie Guerrero v. Rey Mysterio (Halloween Havoc 1997, WCW cruiser title)
Randy Savage v. Ultimate Warrior (WM7, career v. career)
Bret Hart v. British Bulldog (SSlam 1992, IC title)
Dudley Boyz v. Hardy Boyz v. Edge and Christian (WM17, tag title TLC)
John Cena v. CM Punk (MitB 2011, WWE title)
Bret Hart v. Shawn Michaels (WM12, WWE title ironman)
Ricky Steamboat v. Ric Flair (1989 Chi-Town Rumble, NWA title)
Steve Austin v. The Rock (WM17, WWE title)
Undertaker v. Shawn Michaels (WM26)
Kurt Angle v. Shawn Michaels (WM21)
John Cena v. Brock Lesnar (Extreme Rules 2012)
Bret Hart v. Owen Hart (WM10)
Ricky Steamboat v. Ric Flair (WrestleWar 1989, NWA title)
Bret Hart v. Mr. Perfect (SSlam 1991, IC title)
Razor Ramon v. Shawn Michaels (WM10, IC title ladder)
Ric Flair v. Terry Funk (Clash 9, I Quit match)
Randy Orton v. Mick Foley (Backlash 2004, IC title hardcore)
1992 Royal Rumble
Undertaker v. HHH (WM27)
Ric Flair v. Randy Savage (WM8, WWE title)
Chris Jericho v. Shawn Michaels (No Mercy 2008, WHC title)
HHH v. Cactus Jack (RRumble 2000, WWE title street fight)
Ric Flair v. Sting (Clash 1, NWA title)
CM Punk v. Brock Lesnar (SSlam 2013, no DQ)
Edge and Christian v. Hardy Boyz (No Mercy 1999, ladder)
Tully Blanchard v. Magnum TA (Starrcade 85, steel cage I Quit match)
Rob Van Dam v. Jerry Lynn (Hardcore Heaven 1999, ECW TV title)
Sting's Squadron v. Dangerous Alliance (WrestleWar 1992, WarGames)
Edge v. John Cena (Unforgiven 2006, WWE title TLC)
Jushin Liger v. Brian Pillman (SuperBrawl II, WCW LHW title)
Vader v. Cactus Jack (Halloween Havoc 1993, street fight)
Mr. Perfect v. Ric Flair (RAW Jan 1993, Loser Leaves Town)
Undertaker v. Shawn Michaels (Badd Blood 1997, HitC)
Shield v. Wyatt Family (Elimination Chamber 2014)
Eddie Guerrero v. Dean Malenko (Hostile City Showdown 1995, ECW TV title)
Rock v. Hulk Hogan (WM18)
Masato Tanaka v. Mike Awesome (Heat Wave 1998)
Kurt Angle v. Brock Lesnar (WM19, WWE title)
HHH v. Kane v. Chris Jericho v. Booker T v. Rob Van Dam v. Shawn Michaels (SurSeries 2002, Elimination Chamber WHC title)
Shawn Michaels v. Mankind (Mind Games 1996, WWE title)
Chris Jericho v. Rey Mysterio (Bash 2009, IC title)
Shield v. Team Hell No and Ryback (TLC 2012, TLC match)
HHH v. Shawn Michaels (SSlam 2002, street fight)
Hulk Hogan v. Ultimate Warrior (WM6, WWE title)
Rock v. Steve Austin (WM19)
Undertaker v. Mankind (KotR 1998, HitC)
Vader v. Ric Flair (Starrcade 93, WCW title)
Kurt Angle v. Brock Lesnar (Smackdown Sept. 2003, WWE title ironman)
Mick Foley v. Edge (WM22, hardcore)
John Cena v. Daniel Bryan (SSlam 2013, WWE title)
Sting v. Vader (Starrcade 1992)
Undertaker v. HHH (WM28 HitC)
Steiner Brothers v. Sting and Lex Luger (SuperBrawl I, WCW tag)
Dean Malenko v. Rey Mysterio (Bash 1996, WCW cruiser title)
Team WWE v. Team Alliance (SurSeries 2001)
Tazz v. Bam Bam Bigelow (Living Dangerously 1998, ECW TV title)
Sami Zayn v. Cesaro (NXT Feb 2013, 2/3 falls)
John Cena v. CM Punk (RAW Feb 2013)
Sting v. Cactus Jack (Beach Blast 1992, falls count anywhere)
Daniel Bryan v. Dolph Ziggler (Bragging Rights 2010)
Hart Foundation v. Steve Austin, Ken Shamrock, Legion of Doom and Goldust (Canadian Stampede 1997)
Undertaker v. CM Punk (WM29)
Steve Austin v. HHH (No Way Out 2001, Three Stages of Hell)
Roddy Piper v. Greg Valentine (Starrcade 83, dog collar)
Ultimo Dragon v. Rey Mysterio (WW3 1996, J-crown)
Ric Flair v. Dusty Rhodes (Starrcade 1985, NWA title)
Bret Hart v. 1-2-3 Kid (RAW July 1994)
Midnight Express v. Southern Boys (Bash 1990, NWA US tag title)
Undertaker v. Rock v. Kurt Angle (Vengeance 2002, WWE title)
Steve Austin v. Ricky Steamboat (Bash at the Beach 1994, WCW US title)
Money In The Bank (WM21)
Shawn Michaels v. Chris Jericho (WM19)
Diamond Dallas Page v. Randy Savage (Spring Stampede 1997, No DQ)
Harley Race v. Ric Flair (Starrcade 83, NWA title)
Sheamus v. Daniel Bryan (Extreme Rules 2012, 2/3 falls WHC title)
Midnight Express v. Fantastics (Clash 1, NWA US tag title)
Dean Malenko v. Ultimo Dragon (Starrcade 96, J-crown v. WCW cruiser)
Steve Austin v. Dude Love (Over The Edge 1998, WWE title no DQ falls count anywhere)
Sting/Brian Pillman/Steiners v. Four Horsemen (WrestleWar 91, WarGames)
Yoshihiro Tajiri v. Super Crazy (Guilty as Charges 1999)
Ricky Steamboat v. Rick Rude (Beach Blast 92, ironman)
Christian v. Randy Orton (SSlam 2011, WHC title)
Kidman v. Rey Mysterio v. Juventud Guerrera (Starrcade 98, WCW cruiser)
Nasty Boys v. Cactus Jack/Maxx Payne (Spring Stampede 1994, no DQ falls count anywhere)
Adrian Neville v. Tyson Kidd v. Sami Zayn v. Tyler Breeze (NXT Takeover: Fatal Four Way, NXT title)
Ric Flair v. Kerry Von Erich (WCCW Star Wars 1982, NWA title, cage)
Dean Malenko v. Scotty 2 Hotty (Backlash 2000, WWE LH title)
Team Hell No and Randy Orton v. The Shield (Smackdown June 2013)
Ric Flair v. Lex Luger (WrestleWar 1990, NWA title)
Cactus Jack v. HHH (RAW Sept 1997, falls count anywhere)
Hulk Hogan v. Andre the Giant (WM3, WWE title)
Natalya v. Charlotte (NXT Takeover, NXT women's title)
Shawn Michaels v. Marty Jannetty (RAW May 1993, IC title)
Great Sasuke, Gran Hamada and Masato Yakushiji v. Taka Michinoku, Dick Togo and Terry Boy (Barely Legal 1997)
Goldberg v. Diamond Dallas Page (Halloween Havoc 1998, WCW title)
Chris Jericho v. HHH (Fully Loaded 2000, last man standing)
Cool, I'll just jump on the Network on my PS4 and check out WWE.com's Top 100 matches playlist....
Oh...wait...
Macho Madness
Member
My Kmart is in the process of closing, John. Fuck off.
British Monsoon
Member
Follow the funk.
NXT is fun and Ziggler/Cesaro/Kidd have a really good match on Smackdown this week. That's about it.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
That's actually a good list. Biased, but good.
sf2fanatic
Member
Wow no Edge vs John Cena TLC match for the title on that list
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