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[Man God]

Here I thought the Raw after Survivor Series 1995 was going to be the start of the Attitude Era. It had Real Ass Diesel breaking kayfabe, calling Vince out, and officially going tweener, all while shitting on how much it actually sucks to be champion and how shitty the corporate bullshit in WWF is. Then the HBK concussion angle, complete with Owen voices and everyone breaking character.

Then the next week Brother Love returns and we get a video with Godwinn talking to his pigs.

In your House V has both Zanta Claus and an underrated gem of a pre Attitude era match with Bulldog and Bret Hart.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Gonzalez]

That Diesel promo was pretty good until he started shilling his fucking fingerless gloves at the end.

 

[DMczaf]

That Diesel promo was pretty good until he started shilling his fucking fingerless gloves at the end.

How else will he know if you're with him without Official WWF fingerless black gloves, only $19.95 through the WWF Shopzone. Search for Keyword: WWF on American On-Line.

 

[Big One]

I'm just browsing stuff on Bob Backlund and holy shit this guy's promo is bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDFrmiox95A

How was this guy at top? He makes Cesaro look like Mozzart.

 

[Data West]

How was this guy at top? He makes Cesaro look like Mozzart.

It was an extremely different time. And most people thought it was real.

 

[Man God]

Meanwhile Backlund is literally the most entertaining man in the universe when he goes heel in the New Generation. Every American needs a job so that they can buy...a dictionary.

Down with Spell Check forever.

 

[Data West]

Meanwhile Backlund is literally the most entertaining man in the universe when he goes heel in the New Generation.

That is friend doink friend

 

[British Monsoon]

Looks like a packed house at the old ECW Arena for House of Hardcore tonight, the iPPV will be starting any minute now;

http://www.houseofhardcore.net/

 

[slightconfuse]

Looks like a packed house at the old ECW Arena for House of Hardcore tonight, the iPPV will be starting any minute now;

http://www.houseofhardcore.net/

Waiting to see if the stream has any problems before buying

 

[FallingEdge]

Looks like a packed house at the old ECW Arena for House of Hardcore tonight, the iPPV will be starting any minute now;

http://www.houseofhardcore.net/

Count me in brother. Looks like it hasn't started yet?

 

[British Monsoon]

Yeah, Dreamer tweeted that they're running a little late as they're still getting people in the building.

Waiting to see if the stream has any problems before buying

No faith in Bronson's technical expertise?

 

[FallingEdge]

Full house.

 

[slightconfuse]

Striker on commtary

Yesss

 

[British Monsoon]

Damn, haven't seen Danny Doring in years.

 

[simplythebest]

where is the free streams

 

[Vylash]

where is the free streams

http://www.rfvideonow.com/catalog.php?id=13c0d7743845f2ccdd84

 

[slightconfuse]

EL PATRON IS IN THE BUILDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FallingEdge]

holy fucking shit

 

[Data West]

Do I post Spiders in his CM Punk shirt for the geek apparel thread?

 

[British Monsoon]

Hey, this El Patron character's pretty great on the stick, lots of natural charisma, crowd love him. WWE should sign him up.

 

[avengers23]

Nah, they'll bury him because he's not white.

JAPW is pretty amazing at booking big names and then using them terribly. I bought at least five of their DVDs back in the day before I realised that, as good as the cards sound, they often turn out horrible.

Nobody squanders potential quite like JAPW.

 

[Data West]

Hey, this El Patron character's pretty great on the stick, lots of natural charisma, crowd love him. WWE should sign him up.

To clean up after them in catering, right?

 

[Man God]

That is friend doink friend

Heel Doink is the most scared I have ever been with a wrestler. That shit was nightmare fuel for a younging back then.

But Backlund though? That was inspired.

 

[FallingEdge]

Hey, this El Patron character's pretty great on the stick, lots of natural charisma, crowd love him. WWE should sign him up.

EL PATRON IS IN THE BUILDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He looked fucking great. I love it.

 

[slightconfuse]

He looked fucking great. I love it.

S
Get superdragon on the phone

 

[somedevil]

Nah, they'll bury him because he's not white.

Or give him multiple title runs and kept high up in the card where he would feud multiple times over the title with an Irish Wrestler. Then people will complain about his push online and how he has no new character development.

 

[Data West]

Alberto Del Rio looks so much like a Telenovela star that it's ridiculous.

 

[FallingEdge]

Other than Little Guido (who looks fantastic), I don't know any of these other wrestlers.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Alberto Del Rio looks so much like a Telenovela star that it's ridiculous.

Those telenovela actresses are so damn hot!!!!

 

[British Monsoon]

Other than Little Guido (who looks fantastic), I don't know any of these other wrestlers.

Team Tremendous are pretty great, Bill Carr does some real athletic stuff for a guy his size.

 

[slightconfuse]

This guy is amazing

 

[FallingEdge]

Team Tremendous are pretty great, Bill Carr does some real athletic stuff for a guy his size.

This guy is amazing

No joke. That was dope.

 

[Recall]

Random thoughts I wanted to type:

I liked Alberto Del Rio's matches in WWE I had no problem with any of repetitiveness that others disliked.

I feel Sheamus has untapped potential and I've enjoyed a lot of his PPV matches though don't feel he should be anywhere near a world title.

I hate storylines in wrestling and just care about the individual encounter. Wins or losses mean fuck all, the actual effort in the ring appeals to me.

Arrogance (Scott Lost & Chris Bosh) are my all time favourite Indy tag teams.

I like pie.

 

[FallingEdge]

lol Kingston

 

[Recall]

Also baggy shiny bin bag pants are the worst thing that ever happened to pro wrestling.

 

[Macho Madness]

 

[Spiderjericho]

So I was at Publix doing some shopping and I walked by Dave Bautista. At first I was like that looks like him but naw. He looked a lot thinner and had a raging bald spot on the back of his head.

But the check out clerk called him by his name. He drives a digi camo Jeep.

I didn't know he lived down here in Tampa. I've seen John Cena and a few others. Guess Tampa and Orlando is one of their hot residential hot spots.

 

[Gonzalez]

So I was at Publix doing some shopping and I walked by Dave Bautista. At first I was like that looks like him but naw. He looked a lot thinner and had a raging bald spot on the back of his head.

But the check out clerk called him by his name. He drives a digi camo Jeep.

You should have stood in front of his Jeep, and did the machine gun pose.

 

[Data West]

Batista's a publix man? Batista's alright by me.

 

[slightconfuse]

Anthony neese is one to watch for

 

[Gonzalez]

Batista's a publix man? Batista's alright by me.

What else would he be? Winn-Dixie fucking sucks!

Probably got himself a Boars Head sub while he was there.

 

[FallingEdge]

oh snap

 

[slightconfuse]

Ohhhh man this should be good

 

[Man God]

Fave Five Godfather gimmicks.

5. Goodfather.
4. Godfather.
3. The Ultimate Fighting Machine Kama
2. N.O.D. Kama
1. Papa Shango. The Shango Tango. The Shango Tango.

 

[FallingEdge]

Wtf? KES lost?

 

[Spiderjericho]

What else would he be? Winn-Dixie fucking sucks!

Probably got himself a Boars Head sub while he was there.

There's a Walmart and Winn Dixie down the street.

He looked like he was picking up some quick groceries.

 

[Fox318]

Vince has been putting shit on tv way before ufc

 

[Man God]

Did he...walk alone?!?

 

[Data West]

Did Batista get all pissy about the cashier calling him by his 'real name'?