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November Wrasslin |OT| Ask Not The Jobber How John Cena Wins
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Macho Madness
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British Monsoon
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Check out the last night of WWNLive's China tour, they drew 10,000 fans in Beijing for this show;
http://www.letv.com/ptv/vplay/21223675.html
Good opener with Rich Swann and AR Fox, remarkably restrained from Fox, plus Thatcher vs Busick was a good change of pace, those two work so well together. Ivellise and Mia Yim had a good match for the SHINE title and Ricochet vs Gargano for the Open the Freedom Gate title was a fun main event. Interesting to see how the crowd and commentators were reacting to it all and the little differences with the in-ring work.
http://www.letv.com/ptv/vplay/21223675.html
Good opener with Rich Swann and AR Fox, remarkably restrained from Fox, plus Thatcher vs Busick was a good change of pace, those two work so well together. Ivellise and Mia Yim had a good match for the SHINE title and Ricochet vs Gargano for the Open the Freedom Gate title was a fun main event. Interesting to see how the crowd and commentators were reacting to it all and the little differences with the in-ring work.
Reneledarker
Banned
Is that a record in attendance for an indy?
I don't think ROH did 10,000 at the indie level.
simplythebest
Banned
Love Y2J.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Really sold me on how brutal and crazy the ppv is gonna be
Mr. Luchador
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simplythebest is like a youtube RSS bot.
With all broken links.
Torah Talk With Stro: Levesqueticus
Lots of instructions on how to prepare food for God. He's a VERY picky eater.
Many, many, many, many instructions on how to properly give offerings to God.
List of dietary rules: Never eat the flesh of something impure (which is defined as "touching anything that is impure", eat no fat of ox or sheep or goat, (if you do, you're out of the family)....ALL YOUR STUPID RULES
Two of Aaron's sons got too close to the fire of God, so God set them on fire and killed them.
Abominable things to eat: Camels, anything in water that doesn't have fins and scales (IE, eels, shellfish), eagles, vultures, black vultures, the kite, falcons of every variety, all varieties of raven, the ostrich, the nighthawk, the sea gull, all hawks, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the pelican, the bustard, the stork, herons, hoopoe, bats, all winged swarming things that walk on fours (bugs) unless they have jointed legs above their feet to leap with on the ground, all animals that walk with paws, the mole, the mouse, and great lizards of every variety.
Start choppy choppy your pee pee on the 8th day after birth. After giving birth to a male, women are impure for a week and then remains in a state of "blood purification for 33 days. Double if she has a girl. I believe this is saying you can't fuck your wife for a month or two after birth.
Some helpful tips on how to diagnose and treat leprosy.
Helpful tips on how to diagnose and treat STDs. Or are they STIs now? VD. It tells you how what to do if your dick is leaky.
When a man has an emission of semen, he shall bathe his whole body in water and remain impure until evening. Anything you jizz on needs to be cleaned and is impure until evening. Same goes for women: Everyone needs to wash up after sexing.
Women are icky when on their periods and everything they do or touch is impure for 7 days. So stay away from broads on their period, fellas.
No homo, bro.
No incest either. A long list, going as far as in laws and children of in laws.
No threesomes with a mother and daughter. Also, no banging while on your period. And don't fuck the neighbor's wife.
Don't let your kids be sacrificed to Molech.
Don't ever place a stumbling block before the blind, or insult the deaf.
Beard tips: don't round off or cut the side growths of your beards.
Do NOT turn to ghosts and do not even try to contact the dead, especially if you're wanting one of them to defile you. IE, don't fuck ghosts.
Those with "defects" (ranging from blindness, to mental retardation, to having a hump back) aren't qualified to offer anything to God.
Don't kill anyone. You'll be killed for it. Unless someone breaks one of the rules. Then it is cool to kill that person in the name of God.
If you don't follow ALL of the rules to the letter, God will absolutely smite the shit out of you, kill you, make you eat your dead children, ruin your land, and all kinds of other gnarly shit. That mother fucker WILL bury you.
Lots of instructions on how to prepare food for God. He's a VERY picky eater.
Many, many, many, many instructions on how to properly give offerings to God.
List of dietary rules: Never eat the flesh of something impure (which is defined as "touching anything that is impure", eat no fat of ox or sheep or goat, (if you do, you're out of the family)....ALL YOUR STUPID RULES
Two of Aaron's sons got too close to the fire of God, so God set them on fire and killed them.
Abominable things to eat: Camels, anything in water that doesn't have fins and scales (IE, eels, shellfish), eagles, vultures, black vultures, the kite, falcons of every variety, all varieties of raven, the ostrich, the nighthawk, the sea gull, all hawks, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the pelican, the bustard, the stork, herons, hoopoe, bats, all winged swarming things that walk on fours (bugs) unless they have jointed legs above their feet to leap with on the ground, all animals that walk with paws, the mole, the mouse, and great lizards of every variety.
Start choppy choppy your pee pee on the 8th day after birth. After giving birth to a male, women are impure for a week and then remains in a state of "blood purification for 33 days. Double if she has a girl. I believe this is saying you can't fuck your wife for a month or two after birth.
Some helpful tips on how to diagnose and treat leprosy.
Helpful tips on how to diagnose and treat STDs. Or are they STIs now? VD. It tells you how what to do if your dick is leaky.
When a man has an emission of semen, he shall bathe his whole body in water and remain impure until evening. Anything you jizz on needs to be cleaned and is impure until evening. Same goes for women: Everyone needs to wash up after sexing.
Women are icky when on their periods and everything they do or touch is impure for 7 days. So stay away from broads on their period, fellas.
No homo, bro.
No incest either. A long list, going as far as in laws and children of in laws.
No threesomes with a mother and daughter. Also, no banging while on your period. And don't fuck the neighbor's wife.
Don't let your kids be sacrificed to Molech.
Don't ever place a stumbling block before the blind, or insult the deaf.
Beard tips: don't round off or cut the side growths of your beards.
Do NOT turn to ghosts and do not even try to contact the dead, especially if you're wanting one of them to defile you. IE, don't fuck ghosts.
Those with "defects" (ranging from blindness, to mental retardation, to having a hump back) aren't qualified to offer anything to God.
Don't kill anyone. You'll be killed for it. Unless someone breaks one of the rules. Then it is cool to kill that person in the name of God.
If you don't follow ALL of the rules to the letter, God will absolutely smite the shit out of you, kill you, make you eat your dead children, ruin your land, and all kinds of other gnarly shit. That mother fucker WILL bury you.
Is this a post from early-mid 2013?
Arrowgigantic
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At first WrassleGAF without Sunny didn't seem that different.
But soon we saw it wasn't the same at all.
Come back Sunny
But soon we saw it wasn't the same at all.
Come back Sunny
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
simplythebest is the only motherfucker carny enough to be captain.
Mr. Luchador
Member
I reckon he's Sunny's alt.
Singularity42
Member
My agent has already been speaking with other companies about a contract. Maybe I can break that glass ceiling and finally become the main eventer that i obviously am in a different federation.
I can confirm that is accurate. Simplythebest must be banned for being an alt.
At first WrassleGAF without Sunny didn't seem that different.
But soon we saw it wasn't the same at all.
Come back Sunny
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
As a game, it's kind of horrible because the only real goals are either winning the KOTR, and I've done that a couple times, or winning the special events. The last one they did, the guy who came in second place said he spent over $200 on boosts and like 8h per day in order to get there. No game on earth is worth that to me, especially not one where I'm lining up numbers so mine are higher and then clicking through the animations.
But as a time waster when I'm at work or listening to a podcast or whatever, it does help pass the time.
simplythebest
Banned
it runs through his veins, cause his mom and dad gave that to em, and can't anybody
do nothing about that!
Supercard? I quit playing that shit when I hit the brick wall with Super Rares where you have to start playing KOTR and special events in order to get better cards.
Singularity42
Member
I played 5000 games and finally gave up. I've moved onto the superior card game nba2k15 mobile. More game types better rewards and it doesn't feel like a time sink like supercard.
Professor Beef
Banned
Why don't you PM a mod instead of asking someone else to do it if he pisses you off as much as you claim he does? Jesus man, you're worse than Gonzalez.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
You're willing to sacrifice Sunny's main account just to ban simplythebest?
This post scores high on the HLR scale.
bitesnintendog
Member
Next Lucha Underground taping is in Jan. It is definitely that.
Kinda sad people had to be told this.
Oh, LU is a given, since Del Rio is already under AAA contract. It's just the second promotion that's a question mark. Technically, it could be TNA (when they sign a TV deal, of course), ROH or New Japan (if you're counting a one-off PPV deal a TV deal). Most likely it's ROH though.
BoboBrazil
Member
I started to do that but that shit wouldn't fly at my walmart
I had to go to 2 walmarts for it to finally work. Then I went to a 3rd to get 2 3dsxls for $59 each.
My main thinking is I could probably sell the Wii U for $250 which would go towards a PS4 purchase and I can probably sell a 3DS for $150. The other I got for my girlfriend's family.
simplythebest
Banned
Macho Madness
Member
Preview for LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA this week
Macho Madness
Member
When is GWF 3.0 happening, more like.
El Pescado
Member
Grumpy Cat better interact with Tyson and Nattie or I'll be pissed.
I was thinking of doing something when I got my PS4, but it's kinda hard to do it without create an arena and only 25 CAW slots in 2k15.
I like this!
BoboBrazil
Member
2015 seems like a killer year for PS4 whereas the Wii U has Splatoon and Xenogears? No way Zelda comes out in 2015. Are there any other Nintendo games that are announced that I'm missing? I haven't had a Nintendo system since N64.
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
At first WrassleGAF without Sunny didn't seem that different.
But soon we saw it wasn't the same at all.
Come back Sunny
Looks like a thick Robin Thicke.
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