bean breath
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I like JBL not referring to Nattie's Husband by his name. I wonder what Brandon Stroud thinks of this enforcement of traditional gender roles?
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November Wrasslin |OT| Ask Not The Jobber How John Cena Wins
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not yet, but one day...
Serpens007
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someone should do a RKO outta nowhere version of this
It was the government!!
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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QueenOfThorns
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I think it's stupid. I like heel Tyson Kid though, so I'm conflicted. But the basis around the entire thing is that Natalya...is..successful and that Kidd should feel inadequate because of it? Meh.
bean breath
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bean breath
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It's free but they just need to hang on to your $9.99, interest free, for a while. You should get your money back in about 1-2 years.
El Pescado
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Holy shit! They DO! Tyson Kidd just broke off my Total Divas Fav Five and rocketed up to my Main Roster Fav Five.
LOL!!!!
What's really weird to me is that JBL is being a dick to Tyson, a heel, for no reason other than to make fun of him because his wife is more successful. The whole thing is really strange.
Which is incredibly ironic in JBL's case.
bean breath
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Maybe they're finally elevating the Intercontinental Title?
QueenOfThorns
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JBL is the fucking worst. Most inconsistent heel commentator ever. He switches his positions on wrestlers 8 times per raw.
Jon is is like 4'6"
lovely ladies
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I bet Robert Flores is a wrasslegaffer.
bean breath
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Wait for the edited video package next week when they condense it down to a nice short length and even simpletons like Strobogo can follow along.
simplythebest
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The rivalry has started! @RandyOrton's legs vs Kane when Orton's movie is done!
bean breath
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Truth bombs? Guys, they're called pipe bombs. Or is this a 'Freedom Fries' situation because Punk split?
you know what, Kane definitely did that on purpose.
you just know with Orton gone they're going to try to keep him "fresh" and continuing the RKO vines.
because in WWE fashion, you always gotta show up way after it's dead
funkystudent
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For a guy who loves the WWE Universe(tm) and never misses a show John Cena sure is taking a lot of nights off the last few months.
bean breath
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I think they're the only backstage agents that just own a suit, Michael Hayes' neon joints not withstanding.
bean breath
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The fact of the matter is this...
bean breath
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Nearly lose my breath every time from laughing
slightconfuse
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AW yeah power struggle is looking really good
bean breath
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Why does Seth Rollins wear a belt buckle? He's wearing tights.
simplythebest
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Big Bad Kane? More more like Big Red Pussy. Shit has his career sucked ass the past 10 years that moment just proves it.
Where else will he keep his gadgets?
Where else will he keep his gadgets?
bean breath
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Oh, now you guy's like Orton, huh? What a bunch of bandwagoners.
AW yeah power struggle is looking really good
Most punchable face championship? I can't call it.
bean breath
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"Depushed"? That's some weak arse double-speak, like "corporate downsizing" or "ethnic cleansing". Let's not mince words and call it what it is:
Ziggler is getting berried, dawg.
The only person riding for RKO before he became an internet meme is friend dream, and that's a frickin' fact.
That was actually a pretty decent RAW. The double-duty stuff worked, but I hope we don't see it too often going forward, could be unsafe for the talent. Great to see Vinnie Mac back on TV, and that was a really solid face turn for Orton. It's really funny how the curbstomp has become the new skull-punt, right down to being the go-to "write a guy off TV" device.
bean breath
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Guise,
I just accidentally ripped off the WWE. I feel bad. I'll tell you about it after the show.
I can't tell you how many ppv's I've accidentally watched without paying. It weighs heavy on my heart.
bean breath
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BronsonLee struggles to lift that heavy camera up. Cut him some slack.
bean breath
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These Ryback matches are exactly the same as before he got his nuts crushed by Brad Maddox. Remember "2 is greater than 1!" ?
simplythebest
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idiot
FallingEdge
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HarryDemeanor
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Hey I just said VINTAGE.
bean breath
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I couldn't even tell you who the starting quarterback for Buffalo is. Or their last 5 QBs.
aspiegamer
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I'm horrified about the next 2 RAWs. There is literally only Cena. For once the word "literally" is being used properly, as in there are absolutely zero options. I guess they could promote Ziggler for a few weeks. The fact that this week was mysteriously decent while Cena was gone will go ignored.
Who is Cena even going to wrestle? Well, maybe Henry. That's at least sorta different. Ooh, I know! Ryback! He needs to get re-buried ASAP before he gets popular!
The only upside is that the Authority sort of has to lose. All antagonists (and again "literally" applies here) from the past 12 months are either injured, buried or depushed. Even Cena goes back to Lesnar next.
Who is Cena even going to wrestle? Well, maybe Henry. That's at least sorta different. Ooh, I know! Ryback! He needs to get re-buried ASAP before he gets popular!
The only upside is that the Authority sort of has to lose. All antagonists (and again "literally" applies here) from the past 12 months are either injured, buried or depushed. Even Cena goes back to Lesnar next.
bean breath
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Big Show tagged in by slapping him on the back instead of his hand.
Rats Off To Ya
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BoboBrazil
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Its almost like the guy that used to yell into Coles headset to scream commentary when he was a heel commentator, but only towards certain people, is now yelling it into Bradshaws headset.
bean breath
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Bullsh*t. You made a racist remark about Dean Ambrose's receding hairline during his match against Cesaro.
idiot
Yes it is about time for Cena to Rise above Russia
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