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[BronsonLee]

I was half distracted but what in the world was the point of Nakamura beating up all the security guards? To intimidate Joe, I guess? Doesn't really make sense from a babyface perspective IMO.

Nobody cares about security guards

 

[Man God]

Mr. America, Hulk Hogan, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, and FU NB Terry Bollea are all in the GAF Avatar rumble.

as is Kane, DX Kane, Unmasked Kane, Korporate Kane, Team Hell No Kane, Demon's Favorite Daemon, the Daemon Kane.

 

[wild wild rice]

Nobody cares about security guards

Still doesn't make sense. They were Regal's guards and Joe's whole heel charade was impunity toward Regal.

 

[Browny]

If there's any justice in the world, The Miz will win the Avatar Rumble.

 

[Sephzilla]

Mr. America, Hulk Hogan, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, and FU NB Terry Bollea are all in the GAF Avatar rumble.

as is Kane, DX Kane, Unmasked Kane, Korporate Kane, Team Hell No Kane, Demon's Favorite Daemon, the Daemon Kane.

Hogan-Hollywood-Bollea are all in kayfabe the same person.

Spoiler

Mr America is not!

Just like all versions of Kane are the same (except for Fake Kane)

If my opinion holds any weight I'd say the only way you can get multiples of the same person in an Avatar Rumble is if they are supposed to be different people in Kayfabe. I think the only exception would be Mick Foley since he legitimately entered a Royal Rumble as 3 different people

 

[sf2fanatic]

Pretty Boy Peter Avalon is going to win the avatar rumble

 

[Man God]

Hogan-Hollywood-Bollea are all in kayfabe the same person.

Spoiler

Mr America is not!

Just like all versions of Kane are the same (except for Fake Kane)

If my opinion holds any weight I'd say the only way you can get multiples of the same person in an Avatar Rumble is if they are supposed to be different people in Kayfabe. I think the only exception would be Mick Foley since he legitimately entered a Royal Rumble as 3 different people

I think technically because of the promo that introduced Cactus to the WWF that technically in kayfabe all three are different people. Mick Foley isn't though!

 

[Zach]

FUNB Hogan winnin' that thang.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I think technically because of the promo that introduced Cactus to the WWF that technically in kayfabe all three are different people. Mick Foley isn't though!

Defintely. Also he couldn't enter the rumble three times if he wasn't three different people /wrasslinlogic

 

[DMczaf]

Team Beef vs Team Seph...match ends with everyone stomping a mudhole in DM. I think I can see the dollar signs, actually.

Crow DM

 

[Professor Beef]

Crow DM

You'll go up against Seth Rollins.

 

[Kaladin]

Friends, pray for me. I'm going to try and buy a NES Classic Edition on Amazon in a few minutes.

 

[Syder]

Booooooooo!

https://fat.gfycat.com/UnfortunateHiddenAmericanalligator.webm

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Dean exposing the fucking business by botching the chair grab.

 

[Zach]

So. Is Vince Russo back for Backlash '01? This Duchess of Queensbury match is some trash. I can't even enjoy Regal vs. Jericho. This is madness.

 

[Kaladin]

Fuck Amazon.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Dude I don't think the Ninty Classic was EVER up.

And I was on that thing like a hawk. Man I knew it was gonna sell out but man. MAN.

 

[klonere]

Booooooooo!

https://fat.gfycat.com/UnfortunateHiddenAmericanalligator.webm

What Happened: The Dean Ambrose Story.

 

[Zach]

I bought 10 NES Classics.

 

[Professor Beef]

I can just buy one at work. *shrug*

 

[imBask]

Booooooooo!

https://fat.gfycat.com/UnfortunateHiddenAmericanalligator.webm

AJ sold that no chin music like a million bucks, even without a stupid camera shake

 

[UrbanDandy]

What did I miss?

 

[Sephzilla]

What did I miss?

NES Classic Launch. Nintendo made like 40 of them

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

NES Classic Launch. Nintendo made like 40 of them

Typical Nintendo SWERVE. That should have been the name of the new console.

 

[Bluekaveli]

What did I miss?

Mississippi

 

[Kaladin]

NES Classic Launch. Nintendo made like 40 of them

I was more hyped like a full product launch though.

I seriously bet there is less than a couple thousand of these in the wild right now.

 

[Professor Beef]

NES Classic Launch. Nintendo made like 40 of them

They made more than that, you were just too lazy to leave ya house and line up. #shoot

 

[UrbanDandy]

Typical Nintendo SWERVE. That should have been the name of the new console.

For some reason, I think this fits, but the games journalist would have a field day mocking it.

Mississippi

blue, I love your sense of humor.

 

[wild wild rice]

Then I should probably let me loved ones know it's OK if they don't get me an NES for Xmas. This shit better not happen with the Switch.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Imagine shelling out money for a kid's toy to play 80's kideo games in 2016.

 

[Professor Beef]

So how many of you marks are voting for me in the 2020 presidential race? I already did some campaigning on Twitter.

 

[Kaladin]

Imagine shelling out money for a kid's toy to play 80's kideo games in 2016.

Shit, if I can get one and they make more of them that is the console I'd start my future kids out on. Simple, you know what games are there and it's the classic shit you grew up on.

 

[FlammableD]

Imagine shelling out money for a kid's toy to play 80's kideo games in 2016.

imagine being dickish about people enjoying videogames on a videogame forum

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

So how many of you marks are voting for me in the 2020 presidential race? I already did some campaigning on Twitter.

What will you do, with all the powers of the government, for a wrasslin' fan like me?

 

[Professor Beef]

imagine being dickish about people enjoying videogames on a videogame forum

Pay him no mind, he *cried* about Cloud being in Smash 4.

 

[Damn Silly]

Speaking of games, been playing some of that Infinite Warfare campaign. Nothing world changing but some damn fine popcorn-flick fun. Been a good year for FPS, it seems.

 

[SallyIsNow]

How is Beef gonna win the election with that video of LiquidSnake pinning him at that house show floating around?
#DOA

 

[Professor Beef]

What will you do, with all the powers of the government, for a wrasslin' fan like me?

I will admit that I have a strong anti-flippy stance, but I am willing to put aside that bias for the good of the American Wrestling Community. For starters, my new healthcare program, BeefCare, will provide quick and affordable care for flippers all over the country.

BeefCare, because Beef Cares. #Beef2020

 

[FlammableD]

I will admit that I have a strong anti-flippy stance, but I am willing to put aside that bias for the good of the American Wrestling Community. For starters, my new healthcare program, BeefCare, will provide quick and affordable care for flippers all over the country.

BeefCare, because Beef Cares. #Beef2020

now this is a platform i can come together on

 

[Pikma]

Imagine shelling out money for a kid's toy to play 80's kideo games in 2016.

Imagine thinking video games are childish and you're above them when in reality you spent half your time on a video games forum discussing fake sports

 

[Professor Beef]

now this is a platform i can come together on

The only restriction is that you have to be a citizen, or work for an American wrestle company.

Or beat a doctor in a shoot fight. There are many options.

 

[Sephzilla]

How is Beef gonna win the election with that video of LiquidSnake pinning him at that house show floating around?
#DOA

That's one October surprise

 

[Professor Beef]

That's one October surprise

I already have a statement prepared.

 

[Recall]

So. Is Vince Russo back for Backlash '01? This Duchess of Queensbury match is some trash. I can't even enjoy Regal vs. Jericho. This is madness.

Everything after WM17 is a chore to get through. I personally love Summerslam 2001 but the madness persists for a while.

 

[DMczaf]

Imagine shelling out money for a kid's toy to play 80's kideo games in 2016.

Imagine watching imaginary athletics in 2016

 

[Zach]

Everything after WM17 is a chore to get through. I personally love Summerslam 2001 but the madness persists for a while.

There's been so much RAW-y backstage/talking/not wrestling crap already and I haven't even started the Angle/Benoit 30-minute submission match (which better be wonderful). I dunno, man. It's starting to feel weird.

 

[klonere]

This seems like a less than optimal way to take an overhead belly to belly suplex

 

[SallyIsNow]

There's been so much RAW-y backstage/talking/not wrestling crap already and I haven't even started the Angle/Benoit 30-minute submission match (which better be wonderful). I dunno, man. It's starting to feel weird.

Nitro's dead. They stopped trying.

 

[klonere]

when you know you dropped the most important person in the promotion on their fucking neck

 

[DMczaf]

Nitro's dead. They stopped trying.

Zach is about to go to wrasslin hell for the next 15 years