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[Ithil]

 

[Pickles the Firecat]

I want a whole Mark Henry mentoring and tutoring Big E plotline. I want Big E to have struggles and go to Mark Henry for advice. I want them to team up to get him out of slumps. I want a brief Big E heel turn where Mark is disappointed in him but understands and is there for him when turns face again. I want Mark Henry to cry when Big E wins his first WWE title.

 

[Sanjuro]

Maybe the E in Big E. stands for Earthquake?

Also, a rematch? AWW YEAH!

Big Earthquake and Sexual Tugboat.

Day One.

 

[Judderman]

I want a whole Mark Henry mentoring and tutoring Big E plotline. I want Big E to have struggles and go to Mark Henry for advice. I want them to team up to get him out of slumps. I want a brief Big E heel turn where Mark is disappointed in him but understands and is there for him when turns face again. I want Mark Henry to cry when Big E wins his first WWE title.

I now hate you for creating a storyline that I really want but will never EVER happen.

 

[Ithil]

Hey, you know the three worst matches from the PPV? Well, we've COMBINED two of them into a tag match, and are having a rematch of the third! Enjoy RAW, you fucks!

 

[Ultratech]

I want a whole Mark Henry mentoring and tutoring Big E plotline. I want Big E to have struggles and go to Mark Henry for advice. I want them to team up to get him out of slumps. I want a brief Big E heel turn where Mark is disappointed in him but understands and is there for him when turns face again. I want Mark Henry to cry when Big E wins his first WWE title.

Now I'm disappointed that this will never happen.

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

I want a whole Mark Henry mentoring and tutoring Big E plotline. I want Big E to have struggles and go to Mark Henry for advice. I want them to team up to get him out of slumps. I want a brief Big E heel turn where Mark is disappointed in him but understands and is there for him when turns face again. I want Mark Henry to cry when Big E wins his first WWE title.

I hope Mark Henry slams you through a concrete wall and then Big E makes fun of you on Twitter.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Vince can name this team "Harlem"-something...even though neither guy has ever lived there.

 

[TheWarrior]

I want a whole Mark Henry mentoring and tutoring Big E plotline. I want Big E to have struggles and go to Mark Henry for advice. I want them to team up to get him out of slumps. I want a brief Big E heel turn where Mark is disappointed in him but understands and is there for him when turns face again. I want Mark Henry to cry when Big E wins his first WWE title.

You have just displayed competence in long term booking. Congrats, you can never work for WWE

 

[Toki767]

"One man can become WWE and WHC in one match." NOT "One man will become WWE and WHC in one match."

 

[strobogo]

I really can't believe they do the app walk through every week. That's crazy to me. 4 year olds can figure out how to download and install apps. Smart phones have been around for 6 years. Everyone can figure it out with in the first few minutes of having one. Anyone who has ever downloaded something on a computer knows how to do it. Yet they spend 5 minutes every week telling people how to do it. That's more offensive than Big Shoe doing YES chants.

 

[somedevil]

Is this there test if they can lose viewers on the usual 9pm gain?

 

[Judderman]

A tag team main event featuring a mashup of the two title matches from the PPV from the night before? A 5th grade english class can write a better episode of RAW than these fucks.

 

[redmetal86]

Did they censor something?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Because this was such a great match last night we have to watch it one more time!

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

What the fuck was that?

 

[Sanjuro]

When is Rosa going to be found OD'ed in her apartment?

 

[Ultratech]

Er...what happened there?

Did something pop out?

 

[The_Joker1721]

Was there nip slippage?

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Look at how horribly fat Brie Bella's fat twin sister is...

 

[Pavaloo]

Repeat of last night. Saving Tamina so she can spear everyone and win

 

[Master Thespian]

Naomi. My God.

 

[Guzim]

Female Diesel is rocking it!

 

[Ithil]

I'd be fine with Tamina superkicking all of the Total Divas for ten minutes.

 

[Foffy]

Worse than last night's match...

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Tamina Reigns kicking ass.

I guess. whatever

 

[Sanjuro]

What did the Benoit sign say?

Benoit XXX Relax?

 

[Pavaloo]

JOJO'S GOT DA MOVES

 

[Guzim]

Jojo?!?!?!?

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Tamina looks like a kinda-hot Brooklyn Brawler in that outfit. Me like.

 

[redmetal86]

Oh Cole.

Is this the only way to make a Divas match last more than 5 minutes?

 

[abstract alien]

That may have been the best back breaker one ever seen

 

[Ithil]

Crowd hates her so much. Hilarious.

 

[UberTag]

Look at how horribly fat Brie Bella's fat twin sister is...

That's mean.
She's just becoming John Cena's dream girl. Don't judge her!

 

[Surge]

Kaitlyn is a heel now?

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

...No, they dislike Eva Marie because apparently she's a complete idiot backstage.

 

[Pavaloo]

That Eva Marie is so mean!

 

[Guzim]

Eva Marie is the best heel in the WWE.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Kaitlyn is a heel now?

No. They just put her in there for the hell of it so they can do this stupid match.

 

[Judderman]

Kaitlyn...my stars.

DAMNIT NATALYA NO.

 

[Ithil]

I hate how Natalya uses the Sharpshooter as an impact finisher.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

That's mean.
She's just becoming John Cena's dream girl. Don't judge her!

You shut up! Total Divas told me Brie Bella's fatty twin sister was a fatty fat girl! Total Divas would never lie to me! It's all real!

 

[Sanjuro]

OH MY GOD AJ AND THE BELLAS THIS MATCH IS HEATING...

...

 

[Pavaloo]

X-Pac training Brie confirmed.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Worst. Dropkick. Ever.

COME ON SUMMER RAE!!!

 

[Ithil]

So it's "do opposite of what crowd wants" day.

 

[Htown]

why

 

[TheWarrior]

Summer Rae. Summer Rae!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Summer Rae is going to spear all three.

 

[Guzim]

I miss the original Fandango dancer