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[sf2fanatic]

:miz @ this interview..calling from an Zack Morris phone

 

[gurudyne]

until Cena stands up perfectly and completely not dizzy

Of all the things Cena could no sell, I think I'd be okay with that one. It's a non-impact move on a heavy-impact guy, so it wouldn't hurt him that much and it's been built up enough (as a spectacle, not a move) that it would be kayfabe impressive to see someone do it.

Heyman, the master of long-term selling.

 

[Pizoxuat]

Why does Jerry want us to trust him on whether or not Heyman is crying? Does he have experience with Heyman crying?

 

[Kaladin]

Ryback vs Khali....who asked for this match?

 

[Y2Kev]

I can't believe how badly ryback has been botched, lolol. remember when he called off the match because his knee hurt?

 

[Serpentine]

Awesome, Ryback vs. The Great Khali. I wonder if Ryback can lift him up.

wait is Rybully back?!?!?! yeah!

 

[Ultratech]

Ryback vs Khali....who asked for this match?

Nobody.

Nobody asked for this.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Who will get legit hurt first

 

[Ithil]

So the last few months of Ryback's career just didn't happen. We're back to Summer Bullyback.

 

[Kaladin]

Nobody.

Nobody asked for this.

Dammit G-Fex.

 

[G-Fex]

Which of us WOULDN'T do that to hornswoggle?

I'd hit him with a dozen cupcakes

 

[sf2fanatic]

Ryback vs Khali....who asked for this match?

Just to see Nat Nat, otherwise f this

 

[Serpentine]

Nobody.

Nobody asked for this.

that fucker

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Ryback vs Khali....who asked for this match?

Dude, I'd MUCH rather they get both out of the way at once. Plus if he loses to Khali, that means we get to enjoy him being buried for WEEKS. Which is great, cuz fuck Ryback.

 

[G-Fex]

that fucker

 

[somedevil]

I can't believe how badly ryback has been botched, lolol. remember when he called off the match because his knee hurt?

I'm not crying tears over this. The man can't wrestle a match. His only good matches were with Bryan.

 

[The_Joker1721]

I didn't really buy the xbox one face turn. I think they should go back to a full on heel to help get it over.

Xbox is a natural heel but we all know no matter how many finishers he hits playstation with he's just gonna get up and bury xbox. Such is the cycle of life.

 

[Serpentine]

I'm not crying tears over this. The man can't wrestle a match. His only good matches were with Bryan.

That TLC match with Punk was good IIRC, but... yeah

 

[G-Fex]

Ok fess up

which of you reads WWE Kids magazine?

 

[Dark Ninja]

I can't believe how badly ryback has been botched, lolol. remember when he called off the match because his knee hurt?

Ryback isn't anywhere close to finish paying his dues. He hasn't even been kicked in the balls by HHH yet

 

[krae_man]

Did JBL just break kayfabe and admit Santino is Canadian?

 

[somedevil]

That TLC match with Punk was good IIRC, but... yeah

The thing is he actually been regressing. He also been sloppy almost injuring Punk and Bryan which hasn't helped his cause.

 

[Serpentine]

I wonder which midcarder ADR is gonna squash. I'm guessing Kofi, but Ryder is also a possibility.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

The fuck?

 

[gurudyne]

That TLC match with Punk was good IIRC, but... yeah

I assume by TLC you mean the match type instead of the PPV since Punk couldn't wrestle at TLC because Ryback injured him with a table.

 

[TheWarrior]

No shell shock on Khali?

 

[DominoKid]

that was hilariously bad. at least it was short though.

 

[sf2fanatic]

:miz @ one clothesline finisher!!!

 

[The Frankman]

No shell shock on Khali?

Can't do it.

 

[Serpentine]

The thing is he actually been regressing. He also been sloppy almost injuring Punk and Bryan which hasn't helped his cause.

yeah, he wasn't exactly smooth to begin with but now he's almost dangerous

I assume by TLC you mean the match type instead of the PPV since Punk couldn't wrestle at TLC because Ryback injured him with a table.

Yeah that one. I remember that being pretty good.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Clothesline from Ryhell.

 

[Ithil]

Cesaro frigging swung Khali around. What's the point of all those muscles if they don't do anything?

 

[The_Joker1721]

RYBACK STILL RULES. That was terrible. Way to keep the momentum going after that good start.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Ryback is lucky if he can lift up Hornswoggle for the Shell Shock most days.

KOFI!

Edit: Oh, ADR vs. Kofi. k

 

[sf2fanatic]

Get the clock out!!!

 

[Serpentine]

Can't do it.

I think he's done it before, but he's regressed pretty far

Did JBL just break kayfabe and admit Santino is Canadian?

Probably, wouldn't be the first time JBL's broken kayfabe like that

I wonder which midcarder ADR is gonna squash. I'm guessing Kofi, but Ryder is also a possibility.

damn, just a fuckin psychic over here

 

[Ultratech]

Cesaro frigging swung Khali around. What's the point of all those muscles if they don't do anything?

Just for show.

 

[TheWarrior]

Can't do it.

Its weird because he got Henry up.

Lol someone was right about Kofi getting fed to ADR

 

[G-Fex]

Cesaro frigging swung Khali around. What's the point of all those muscles if they don't do anything?

They're fake dude. They're more inflated than HHH's ego.


And who keeps booking Koffi Kingston matches mon?

 

[The_Joker1721]

So who's Kofi jobbing to? Del Rio?

 

[krae_man]

Do-rag?

 

[The Frankman]

SOS
I HEAR DEM SHOUTING
SOS
I HEAR DEM CRYING.....

 

[sf2fanatic]

Just for show.

Just like that Mets fan trying to open up a water bottle... :miz!!!

 

[Dark Ninja]

Why promote Ryback vs Khali and Del Rio vs Kofi its like they want to lose viewers. I feel bad for Kofi he must have gotten kicked out of his bunk now that AJ travels with Punk.

 

[The_Joker1721]

Just like that Mets fan trying to open up a water bottle... :miz!!!

Oh dude... That was just sad.

 

[Ithil]

Jesus Christ, Del Rio beats a midcarder in a meaningless match, again? This has been going on nonstop for about two years now. Stop pushing Del Rio.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Oh dude... That was just sad.

They said the muscles are just for looks!!!

 

[gurudyne]

Jesus Christ, Del Rio beats a midcarder in a meaningless match, again? This has been going on nonstop for about two years now. Stop pushing Del Rio.

What else are they going to do? All of their other Latino stars crapped out and they have a market to pander to.

 

[Ithil]

Why promote Ryback vs Khali and Del Rio vs Kofi its like they want to lose viewers. I feel bad for Kofi he must have gotten kicked out of his bunk now that AJ travels with Punk.

Why?

Spoiler

I doubt she's using the spare bunk.

 

[somedevil]

Jesus Christ, Del Rio beats a midcarder in a meaningless match, again? This has been going on nonstop for about two years now. Stop pushing Del Rio.

His replacement is in developmental right now so this going to go on for another year or two.