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[Plywood]

Kofi botched

 

[Serpentine]

Remember when Kofi lost to Big Show in like 5 seconds? Can't he just go back to doing that

edit: ow, botch

 

[The Frankman]

Del Rio with jobber entrance.

 

[sf2fanatic]

:miz on botch!!! Kofi flew over

 

[Sanjuro]

Remember when Kofi said like eight words while painting Randy's car a decade ago?

That was awesome.

 

[Ithil]

What else are they going to do? All of their other Latino stars crapped out and they have a market to pander to.

Find someone else. Pay for a bionic knee for Mysterio. Put Hunico under the Sin Cara mask and re-push him. Just stop with Del Rio. No one gives one shit about him.

 

[gurudyne]

Michael Cole: That is what Kofi Kingston is all about.

Unusually apt, Michael.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Kofi is like anti-excitement.

 

[The_Joker1721]

Del Rio is like anti-excitement.

Fixed.

 

[Ithil]

Kofi is like anti-excitement.

As is Del Rio. Combined they make insomnia a thing of the past.

 

[gurudyne]

Find someone else. Pay for a bionic knee for Mysterio. Put Hunico under the Sin Cara mask and re-push him. Just stop with Del Rio. No one gives one shit about him.

Other people are being developed, Mysterio's got body parts from cadavers in his knee from the latest round of surgery (so he should be returning, but there's only so far that train has left to go), and I have no idea what a Hunico is. Sounds like a breakfast cereal. I see what you mean though; I, too, would find a bowl of Cheerios more compelling on the mic than Del Rio.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Find someone else. Pay for a bionic knee for Mysterio. Put Hunico under the Sin Cara mask and re-push him. Just stop with Del Rio. No one gives one shit about him.

They need heels though what are they gonna do push Sandow

 

[somedevil]

Find someone else. Pay for a bionic knee for Mysterio. Put Hunico under the Sin Cara mask and re-push him. Just stop with Del Rio. No one gives one shit about him.

Well Hunico just came back as a face in NXT. So hope they bring him up. If not we have to survive del rio until they bring him up with his lucha kitty.

https://twitter.com/KalistoWWE

 

[toddhunter]

I bet they follow this with an Xbox one commercial. Microsoft money hatting to make it look exciting.

 

[Serpentine]

Are ADR's only heel moves "mock opponent's pose/chant/taunt" and "don't release armbar for a few extra seconds"

Kofi and Del Rio are like anti-excitement.

fixed for both of you

 

[Pristine_Condition]

As is Del Rio. Combined they make insomnia a thing of the past.

Well they are touching without exploding or blinking out...so yeah, Del Rio must be made of anti-excitement particles as well.

 

[Serpentine]

nice rana bro

 

[gurudyne]

Are ADR's only heel moves "mock opponent's pose/chant/taunt" and "don't release armbar for a few extra seconds"

He also has "kick in head" and the Backstabber.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Del Rio's really damn good in the ring. How is somebody with such a sense of ring psychology so boring?

 

[Ithil]

They need heels though what are they gonna do push Sandow

They have a roster of EIGHTY PEOPLE. Find someone.
Del Rio has had a three year push at this stage, to zero reaction.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Is anti-excitement on the Kofi clock yet?

 

[TimeEffect]

He also has "kick in head" and the Backstabber.

Also, hijack yes chant

 

[Dark Ninja]

I hate Kofi's sloppy moveset its fine when its not overdone but this guy looks like he's gonna fall over all the time

 

[Ultratech]

Kofi is like anti-excitement.

 

[Ithil]

Well they are touching without exploding or blinking out...so yeah, Del Rio must be made of anti-excitement particles as well.

Of course not. Exploding would be exciting.

 

[The Frankman]

i hate you jobbers.

 

[Serpentine]

Also, hijack yes chant

That was the only face move he knew, weirdly enough (well, that and "insult in spanish")

 

[Pristine_Condition]

I hate Kofi's sloppy moveset its fine when its not overdone but this guy looks like he's gonna fall over all the time

Kofi = Khali?

 

[somedevil]

I love how they are pushing all this so Hunter can beat him at TLC in December.

 

[Boose]

They should do this type of promo for every feud.
Would be amazing.

 

[Anth0ny]

this is the dumbest shit

I love how they are pushing all this so Hunter can beat him at TLC in December.

 

[Cagey]

3 minute promo on RAW detailing the counts in a wrongful termination, defamation, and breach of contract lawsuit with perennial Fave Five David Otunga as the attorney.

WRASSLEGAF, I AM IN HEAVEN.

 

[The_Joker1721]

Big show vs WWE. I just sighed. I'm now sad.

 

[blackaroni]

I can't watch this shit live anymore. First hour has been shit.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I'm ready for a recap Stro!!!

 

[redmetal86]

Why haven't they done an Anonymous GM tablet or smartphone?

 

[strobogo]

I'm ready for a recap Stro!!!

I'm nearly to the finish of Lex vs Yoko. Recap will be up soon.

 

[DominoKid]

Why haven't they done an Anonymous GM tablet or smartphone?

please god no.

 

[Man God]

Del Rio's really damn good in the ring. How is somebody with such a sense of ring psychology so boring?

It's...his...DESTINY!

 

[sf2fanatic]

G already voted for the Miz

 

[gurudyne]

Did that CoD commercial just show four douchebros chuckling and firing assault rifles in space? Fucking space? Astronauts? Fucking really?

 

[Serpentine]

There was an ad saying that WWF supported Sky with wildlife conservation

I got confused for a second

 

[TheWarrior]

You think big papi and Cena have the same juice hookup?

 

[Ultratech]

Did that CoD commercial just show four douchebros chuckling and firing assault rifles in space? Fucking space? Astronauts? Fucking really?

I don't even wanna think how that would even work.

But yeah, it's just silly.

 

[Malvingt2]

You think big papi and Cena have the same juice hookup?

what do you mean with that?

 

[Sanjuro]

You think big papi and Cena have the same juice hookup?

All natural lard!

 

[The_Joker1721]

WWE champion starts the second hour? Heavyweight champion ends the show? When was the last time this happened?

 

[somedevil]

WWE champion starts the second hour? Heavyweight champion ends the show? When was the last time this happened?

Nope his match will be at 10. Vince ends Raw.

 

[gurudyne]

SHIT CUT THE MIC HE'S BURYING THE APP

 

[Plywood]

HE'S SHOOTIN'