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[gurudyne]

Can't process that one. I'm trying, but I can't.

 

[Ithil]

Remember when nobody in the world gave a shit about the Usos? All it takes is ONE GREAT MATCH.



Yeah, he seems pretty perfect for everything.


He's like a dorky Otunga, that can wrestle pretty damn well and pump up the crowd.

There is of course, the slight drawback in WWE's mind, that he's only 5'9.

Also OH JESUS GOD NO. Eva Marie is in a match again.

On the other hand, Renee is rocking the "absolute territory" look.

 

[Officerrob]

Eva Marie is so goddamn hot, but I don't wanna watch her wrestle.

I don't wanna watch the Bellas, either, but I DEFINITELY don't wanna watch Eva Marie.

Eva Marie needs to be a slutty valet, nothing more

 

[Dark Ninja]

I like watching Eva Marie she's so bad its funny to watch. At the same time the other divas should be embarrassed they have been there for so long and Eva Marie isn't much worse than a majority of them

 

[DominoKid]

eva marie is just incredible. she should be a valet.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

This is one of the best crowds in a while
South Carolina, right? For some reason I remember SC being terrible

 

[Net_Wrecker]

So I watched the first match and skipped everything else, now I'm caught up.


How wise was that decision?

 

[Ithil]

So I watched the first match and skipped everything else, now I'm caught up.


How wise was that decision?

Pretty good. But watch the six man tag.

 

[slightconfuse]

So I watched the first match and skipped everything else, now I'm caught up.


How wise was that decision?

Watch the 6 man it's the only other thing I have watched

 

[Barack Lesnar]

So I watched the first match and skipped everything else, now I'm caught up.


How wise was that decision?

you missed another epic rhodes match, 6 man tag

 

[Officerrob]

So I watched the first match and skipped everything else, now I'm caught up.


How wise was that decision?

Watch the Rhodes brothers match, but other than that, you're good

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

Can't process that one. I'm trying, but I can't.

Carlito suggests Torito is horny as in he wants to make sweet love to Renee, Primo tries to cover this by saying that Torito might horn her in the knee, Torito when does a pelvic wiggle whilst yelling sexy lady in Spanish to confirm Calito's hypothesis. Hilarious!

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Thanks guize. I'll go back for that.

 

[strobogo]

Man I loved Yokozuna as a kid but now every time I see a match I'm more and more convinced he's the most boring main event wrestler ever.

I'd rather watch Andre lean in the corner of the ring for 30 minutes than a ten minute Yoko snore fest.

Everyone who worked with him always says how great he was, and he was capable of some pretty amazing athletic feats for a guy his size, but those feats were few and far between in his matches. 80% of Yoko offense was a nerve hold. And the bigger he got, the worse it got. Late stage Andre was definitely better and more entertaining to watch. He gained 80 pounds from October 92 to August 93 and just kept gaining until he was let go.

 

[G-Fex]

hell yes Aksana

Only lady worth looking at here.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Oh yeas AJ

 

[Raw64life]

I can only go to the bathroom so many times.

 

[The_Joker1721]

Aksana... Everyone here knows I love me some aksana. AJ still number one.
What was that thing Aksana just did... Hot.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

where did aj's ass go

 

[Dark Ninja]

Dammit tag Eva Marie in

 

[KissVibes]

IS BRIE DATING DANIEL HARDY? THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?

Carlito suggests Torito is horny as in he wants to make sweet love to Renee, Primo tries to cover this by saying that Torito might horn her in the knee, Torito when does a pelvic wiggle whilst yelling sexy lady in Spanish to confirm Calito's hypothesis. Hilarious!

Wait, is that Carlito?

 

[Ithil]

Could someone do something to the Bellas' voice boxes?

 

[Ilive1up]

ahahahahaha

 

[Officerrob]

If you are told to lose to Eva Marie, you should probably just quit

 

[Deadly Joker]

Dammit tag Eva Marie in

lol roll up

 

[ramoisdead]

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. I'm guessing WWE realizes Eva Marie could only do one wrestling move.

 

[mightynine]

You just got pinned by a reality TV star.

 

[DominoKid]

Eva Marie w/ the W

 

[Ithil]

 

[G-Fex]

Ok Eva Marie is pretty hot.

hot hot hot.

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

Wait, is that Carlito?

Shit, I'm confusing Colons.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Haha damn she's already mastered the Kelly Kelly special she's already making more progress in weeks than most of them have in 6 years

AJ was only in for like 30 seconds cmon

 

[Boose]

Could someone do something to the Bellas' voice boxes?

Brian/Cena have you covered.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

That's like the worst roll-up I've ever seen. Jesus Christ...

 

[strobogo]

Shit, I'm confusing Colons.

 

[MG310]

Maryse was the only one capable of good mid-match shit talking.

 

[Ithil]

Brian/Cena have you covered.

 

[somedevil]

A reason to watch Smackdown!

 

[KissVibes]

Brian/Cena have you covered.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Why would you post this? Now you made me remember nobody on the roster is this badass.

Thanks, Ithil. :|

 

[Dark Ninja]

haha some intentional lines there from Hunter

 

[The Elite]

Everyone was wearing suits.

 

[redmetal86]

Even the unemployed get Titantron privileges.

 

[Raw64life]

Why would you post this? Now you made me remember nobody on the roster is this badass.

Thanks, Ithil. :|

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yLbfNywhI

 

[Boose]

Really hope Kane comes out in a suit to save the suits.

 

[Ithil]

Why would you post this? Now you made me remember nobody on the roster is this badass.

Thanks, Ithil. :|

You're welcome.

 

[Ithil]

Good god he was starting a Cena promo before HHH cut him off. They really can only write one promo for the top face.

 

[darkside31337]

I dont have money problems cause I got no money.

Makes sense!

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Hunter Hunter Hunter

 

[Net_Wrecker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yLbfNywhI

I just turned my TV off. I hope you're happy.



Big Show's on, so I was gonna do that anyway, but still.