You're a smart man, Bean breath.
No I wasn't, Entropia, you naive Canadian boy. Here's the tale of how I found myself camped out at Target to get a Gamecube:
EGM (Electronic Gaming Monthly) put out their Xbox/GC launch special issue and at the end of this magazine, they drew a line in the sand and had each editor/writer chose which of the two systems they'd want.
I don't remember how it all stacked up exactly, I want to say the majority chose Gamecube. Che Chou was my guy though. I asked for a Neo Geo Pocket Color for my birthday because he solo reviewed SNK vs. Capcom: Match of the Millennium and Card Fighter's Clash and gave them each a Silver award and that was all I needed to know. Plus he went to San Jose State. At any rate, he chose the Xbox, which threw a wrench into my plans.
I was still mourning the death of the Dreamcast and vowed that I wouldn't get a console from an unproven company again (effing SNK and Sega). Plus the Xbox controller was a dead ringer for the Dreamcast controller and that was enough for me to immediately right it off. After I read that EGM though, I was on the fence. My parents didn't want to go through the shit storm that was the N64 holiday launch window again, so they agreed to buy my gift early.
A few days after the Xbox launched I changed my mind and decided that would be my console. My Mom took me to a couple stores and it was sold out everywhere which was a shock to me,
"This piece of shit is sold out?"
I expected to waltz in and find a shitload of stock, Wii-style.
Anyway, I didn't want to go through the hassle of tracking one down so I decided to go with my original choice, Gamecube with Rogue Leader (The game EGM hyped), and this time, I'd be ready.
So I got a ride from my mom at around 5 am and saw one of my buddies in line (it would later turn out we'd be the only ones in our circle of friends to own this piece of shit). Picked up the console easily enough, and that was that.
Guess what those fuckfaces at EGM (even the ones that championed the Gamecube) couldn't stop gushing about in the very next issue?!
Halo.
The rest, my friend, is history. I barely touched the fucking thing and wound up going over to my friend's house every weekend to play Halo.