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[Swauny Jones]

didn't some 60 year old billionaire die from complications to this very thing a few months ago??

 

[triplestation]

hayo na

 

[cryptoadam]

Why not just roll up a few 100's into a 12 inch make shift dong? Best of both worlds. Massive dong like shape of money banging a thot. I bet she will never forget being banged by 12 inches of 100 dollar bills LOL.

 

[Coolwhhip]

I hate the word yikes, but... yikes.

 

[ZeroZeroQuatre]

 

[NOLA_Gaffer]

My wife has never had an issue with my penis, and that's really the only validation I'll ever need.

 

[kingbean]

No. I'm fine being average.

 

[Blade2.0]

Why not?

 

[Hideous Snake]

Nope, I don't need it. Also this shit isn't even 100% effective

 

[jshackles]

Spill the beans lad which pills?

 

[xrnzaaas]

Spam bots are getting more creative here on GAF...

Spoiler

it's okay, I know you're not a bot OP... at least I don't think so

 

[SpartanN92]

If I had the money I'd use it for my Penis REDUCTION surgery!
It's a lot to lug around.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

You do realize that you are posting to NeoGAF. The average here skews 4-5 inches above the norm already.

 

[Robot Carnival]

sadly as a man of Asian descent, my member is not up to the monolithic standard of the average GAF posters. but even so I don't think I'll take the enlargement surgery. I've had no complaint so far and I've learned to make it work and supplement it's shortcomings with my other skills.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

sadly as a man of Asian descent, my member is not up to the monolithic standard of the average GAF posters. but even so I don't think I'll take the enlargement surgery. I've had no complaint so far and I've learned to make it work and supplement it's shortcomings with my other skills.

 

[DESTROYA]

This is an artist representation of me in a previous life.

Spoiler: NSFW

You were a woman! Nice

As for the question, I'm not letting anyone take a knife near my member.
Sorry I'm not that desperate and totally fine as is.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

You were a woman! Nice

As for the question, I'm not letting anyone take a knife near my member.
Sorry I'm not that desperate and totally fine as is.

if theres not a knife constantly near your member, you're doing Life wrong

 

[DESTROYA]

if theres not a knife constantly near your member, you're doing Life wrong

Only if your contemplating a life style change, your a much braver man then me.

 

[Son Tofu]

I always thought that Asian with little dicks thing was a myth.

*Googles*

Oh... I'm so sorry.

 

[Birdo]

I'd have a reduction instead. It's too long and uncomfortable as it is.