Dude I bought a Nelly cd when I was 10 I have no shame.
You eliminated your shame at a young age, the earlier the better, presumably.
Yes. It does. It follows me home and then I can never go to that store again.
I can only imagine the terror of returning to the same store...
"well if it isn't Mr Strobogo, we know all about you and your lusting after the oiled up grapple dudes, I guess while you're here you can help shift some of that shameful stock and kindly get the hell out"
Yes, these cashiers know your name and that's definitely how it goes down.
NOPE. Rock it with pride.
I usually eat a donut as I am checking out at the register.
The donut makes a lovely exclamation point, this is truly a man who lives on the edge.
I don't - but...
I did get embarassed at the Arbys next to my work. Once, the woman in the window said "do you want sau--oh no, it's you, you dont want sauce" because I never ask for sauce.
Felt bad man. Never went back.
But did you want the sauce this time? if you didn't then they were clearly doing a fine job on their customer service and you threw it all away in fear of something.
They're not like us Brits who proudly wear our wrestling T-shirts in public.
I know man, these Rise Above Cancer shirts make me the coolest cat around.
Okay I would feel much shame in wearing a Cena t shirt I can't deny.
Well if it's a cute cashier I think that she's desperate to give me her number, but then she sees it's a geeky purchase so she decides against it. Once she understands it's "not for me" then she'll go right back to giving me her number. This strategy so far has never worked, so it is bound to pay off very very soon.
Flawless, this is like some straight up WWE ratings gaining logic, keep up the good work.