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[FallingEdge]

Someone should tell the Botchedspot guy Punk Retweeted his work.

done and done good sir.

 

[jmdajr]

Successful day at wrasslegaf!

 

[Ultratech]

The Botchedspot Guy is great:

Heh, that's pretty good.

Jesus, this is one of the most horrific botches I've seen - some dude named Charade from Beyond Wrestling under-rotates on a double moonsault;

http://i.minus.com/ibjmgpdCPrq8Ey.gif

Urghhhh. The crowd go dead silent. I'm pretty sure everyone there thought they'd just seen a guy kill himself. Here's the match. Apparently he has a cracked skull and spinal damage, but is only looking at 2-4 months of recovery.

Goddamn, that had to hurt. Good thing he's ok and didn't end up worse. Could've easily killed himself right there.

 

[The Frankman]

Jesus, this is one of the most horrific botches I've seen - some dude named Charade from Beyond Wrestling under-rotates on a double moonsault;

http://i.minus.com/ibjmgpdCPrq8Ey.gif

Urghhhh. The crowd go dead silent. I'm pretty sure everyone there thought they'd just seen a guy kill himself. Here's the match. Apparently he has a cracked skull and spinal damage, but is only looking at 2-4 months of recovery.

YOU FUCKING CUNT.

 

[Perspicacity]

[Redacted]

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Snitches get stitches.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Alright

I apologize to everyone for everything.

Oh and that botched moonsault is brutal.

 

[Guzim]

CM Punk vs Austin: the interview

Everyone needs to watch this NOW.

 

[Caboose]

CM Punk vs Austin: the interview

Everyone needs to watch this NOW.

Punk was clearly in awe of Austin and came off a little rattled because of it. Austin, well....GOAT's gonna GOAT.

 

[G-Fex]

Oh and that botched moonsault is brutal.

I have no idea what's been going on.

 

[Nocturnowl]

I have no idea what's been going on.

It's all about friendship now Fex.

 

[G-Fex]

It's all about friendship now Fex.

Oh ok.

 

[Guzim]

Punk was clearly in awe of Austin and came off a little rattled because of it. Austin, well....GOAT's gonna GOAT.

I love at the end they're going to shoot laser beams at each other.

 

[Parallax]

CM Punk vs Austin: the interview

Everyone needs to watch this NOW.

austin was looking to flip a chair. why the hell hasnt this happened yet?

 

[somedevil]

I love at the end they're going to shoot laser beams at each other.

Too bad if this happens we have to wait till Wrestlemania 2014 for this. So start the count down with 18 monthes to go

 

[Aiii]

CM Punk vs Austin: the interview

Everyone needs to watch this NOW.

This feud is going to be brilliant. Ihope it happens at WM29 instead of 30.

 

[tm24]

CM Punk vs Austin: the interview

Everyone needs to watch this NOW.

My money, all of it.

 

[Kyoufu]

CM Punk vs Austin: the interview

Everyone needs to watch this NOW.

omfg omfg omfg

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

austin was looking to flip a chair. why the hell hasnt this happened yet?

He just fixed his knee with surgery so we'll have to wait for him to be able to wrestle again.

 

[funkystudent]

CM Punk vs Austin: the interview

Everyone needs to watch this NOW.

Damn @ Austin burying the current roster.


They need to get those two to talk smack to each other in front of a crowd

 

[Perspicacity]

CM Punk vs Austin: the interview

Everyone needs to watch this NOW.

brb buying WM30 tix

 

[Kyoufu]

Damn @ Austin burying the current roster.

2 moves!

TWO MOVES! to decimate the roster.

:bow: Austin

 

[Htown]

oh god the first thing out of Austin's mouth is awesome

MAGICAL TIME SHIP

I have to stop watching this, I have work to do.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Austin's chosen two moves would be punch and stunner, I assume kick is included with the stunner.

 

[Kyoufu]

Austin needing 2 moves for the whole roster? Guess what.

ROYAL RUMBLE.

He'd annihilate them all.

 

[The Bookerman]

2 moves!

TWO MOVES! to decimate the roster.

:bow: Austin

lol That made my day.

 

[bangai-o]

so is Kog heel or face now. I can never tell anymore. He is basically Big Show.

 

[Eidan]

CM Punk vs Austin: the interview

Everyone needs to watch this NOW.

Damn. Now I'm going to spend the rest of my day watching Austin clips. Thanks.

EDIT: JR is hilarious at the end.

 

[Kyoufu]

Thank God Punk won't be a face for that feud. I mean seriously. He's so awkward as a face.

 

[jmdajr]

Austin's still got it.
".....We're just talking videogames right?"

 

[Uno Venova]

CM Punk vs Austin: the interview

Everyone needs to watch this NOW.

So damn good.

 

[bangai-o]

CM Punk vs Austin: the interview

Everyone needs to watch this NOW.

"the greatest videogame in the history of technology"

not starting out too well.

edit

Mr Stone Cold sounds really mean.

 

[slightconfuse]

Wow austin is great in that interview

 

[El Pescado]

WWE '13 is "The greatest videogame in the history of technology"? C'mon, JR...

I like how old school guys like Austin resent the current roster for playing videogames instead of doing drugs like they did.

 

[jmdajr]

WWE '13 is "The greatest videogame in the history of technology"? C'mon, JR...

I like how old school guys like Austin resent the current roster for playing videogames instead of doing drugs like they did.

Different time, Different era. But I'm sure the likes of the Miz will live until age 70 unlike super stars of the past. But hey Stone Cold retired, so he was pretty smart.

 

[a secret-boss]

WWE '13 is "The greatest videogame in the history of technology"? C'mon, JR...

I chuckled

 

[A Pretty Panda]

WHAT THE FUCK

I finally get home and they take the interview down.

 

[Kaladin]

WHAT THE FUCK

I finally get home and they take the interview down.

Sorry about that.

 

[British Monsoon]

Supposedly, these are the current WWE salary details (obviously, take this with a big pinch of salt);

These figures are rounded up from the original figures we received. These figures do not include, PPV or appearance bonuses, nor do they include the merchandise cut that each performer receives. Some performers receive an additional percentage added to their merchandise cut, if they are a high merchandise seller, and these are noted.

Note 1: It would appear that WWE’s standard contract lengths are 1 year, 3 year, 5 year, 7 year and 10 year.
Note 2: Some performers are offered a higher merchandise royalties percentage for taking a smaller downside. These figures were not made available to us.
Note 3: The executive office and “legends” contracts were not made available to us. These contracts operate on a different system entirely.
Note 4: The Undertaker is believed to be on a per-appearance contract, in which he is paid an agreed upon rate (a long with the typical PPV bonus if he wrestlers) for each appearance he makes for the company. Undertaker of course, still receives his merchandise royalites, etc, but isn’t on a downside contract. Undertaker is not on a legends contact, which means he cannot make appearances for independent promotions.

Alberto Del Rio: $675,000 downside/first class travel - 3 year contract
Big Show: $1,050,000 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option - 10 year contract
Brodus Clay: $170,000 downside - 2 year contract
Christian: $595,000 downside/first class travel - 3 year contract
CM Punk: $1,220,500 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option/receives an additional 3.25% bonus for high merchandise sales - 7 year contract
Cody Rhodes: $494,500 downside - 3 year contract
Daniel Bryan: $620,470 downside - 3 year contract
Darren Young: $80,145 downside - 3 year contract
Dolph Ziggler: $540,230 downside - 3 year contract
Jack Swagger: $319,000 downside - 3 year contract
Jinder Mahal: $75,000 downside - 3 year contract
John Cena: $2,750,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation/receives an additional 6.25% bonus for high merchandise sales - 10 year contract
Kane: $905,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation - 5 year contract
Kofi Kingston: $254,200 downside - 3 year contract
Mark Henry: $877,000 downside/first class travel - 10 year contract
Randy Orton: $1,600,500 downside/allocated a personal touring bus/first class travel arrangements paid for, when bus travel is not an option/receives an additional 2.2% bonus for high merchandise sales - 10 year contract
Rey Mysterio: $985,000 downside/first class travel arrangements/receives an additional 4% bonus for high merchandise sales - 5 year contract
Sheamus: $1,000,000 downside/first class travel arrangements - 7 year contract
Tensai: $520,000 downside - 3 year contract
The Great Khali: $974,000 downside - 5 year contract
The Miz: $712,000 downside/first class travel - 5 year contract
Zack Ryder: $135,050 downside/receives an additional 1.5% bonus for high merchandise sales - 3 year contract

Alicia Fox: $72,520 downside - 3 year contract
AJ Lee: $104,300 downside - 3 year contract
Beth Phoenix: $112,500 downside/first class travel - 3 year contract
Eve: $109,475 downside/first class travel - 5 year contract
Layla: $86,450 downside - 3 year contract
Natalya: $74,410 downside - 3 year contract

Booker T: $477,375 downside/first class travel and accommodation - 3 year contract
Jerry Lawler: $500,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation/allowed to make independent appearances - 5 year contract
Matt Striker: $164,000 downside - 3 year contract
Michael Cole: $549,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation - 5 year contract

Jesus, whose smart idea was it to pay Big Show a million bucks a year, for 10 years? And Khali - lol, WTF?

 

[bean breath]

I would prefer botches like these not be posted in gif form if I'm honest.

I have this weird thing about seeing people hurt themselves (esp. dislocations and broken bones, but also head things) even if I know they end up being fine I get so freaked out.

I can handle everything, except seeing stuff like that. Even fake broken bones in movies and shit I have to look away.

When I dislocated my knee cap I damn near passed out from seeing it stick out under my skin.

God, I suck.

Don't worry, simply reading your post made me writhe in pain.

 

[SoulPlaya]

I'm guessing accommodations means hotel stays, right? Cause I'm trying to determine what the difference is between first class travel, and first class travel and accommodations.

 

[Enfinit]

CM Punk vs Austin: the interview

Everyone needs to watch this NOW.

Video got take down.

Goddammit, right when I was about to watch it too...

 

[SoulPlaya]

BTW, that Big Show contract CANNOT be accurate. Remember, Show's contract expired a few years ago and he took a long break. I refuse to believe that they would resign him to ANOTHER 10 year contract.

 

[bean breath]

I'm guessing accommodations means hotel stays, right? Cause I'm trying to determine what the difference is between first class travel, and first class travel and accommodations.

Services from WWE Divas.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Services from WWE Divas.

Kane: $905,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation - 5 year contract

Fuckin' right.

I'm actually surprised at these figures. A guy like Kane probably easily gets to $1.5 mil a year when including merchandise and PPV bonuses.

 

[Striker]

The Khali one is the funniest of them all.

 

[bean breath]

Cody Rhodes is way overpaid.


It's fun to look at these figures as if they were Dragon Ball Z power levels.

 

[Kaladin]

Zack Ryder is kinda getting screwed for where he's at in his career.

 

[FallingEdge]

These guys can be living pretty if they just manage their money properly.

 

[jmdajr]

Tensai, Swagger, Khali sure get paid a lot for not doing jack squat.

Hope Daniel Bryan and Punk invest their money well.

Matt Striker.. should be paid more.

 

[Perspicacity]

Kane: $905,000 downside/first class travel and accommodation - 5 year contract

Fuckin' right.

I'm actually surprised at these figures. A guy like Kane probably easily gets to $1.5 mil a year when including merchandise and PPV bonuses.

Kane is probably one of the bigger earners outside of the main event when it comes to PPV bonuses, he rarely misses them when he is active, but is he traditionally a very big merchandise mover though? I mean, obviously he is now that he's hitched his wagon to a real star.