GWF Magazine Exclusive!
...but whose side is he on?!
Well, the first thing you've gotta realize, brother, is this right here is the future of WrassleGAF! You can call this the
Just and
Irreverent
Filth of WrassleGAF, brother. These two posters right here came from a great big message board up north. And everybody was wondering who the third poster was. Well who knows more about that board than me, brother?!
Well, let me tell you something! I made that message board a monster! I made moderators rich up there! I made the administrators that run that board rich up there, brother! When it all came to pass, the name Zach -- the poster Zach -- got bigger than the whole message board, brother!
And then Billionaire Ty, amigo, he wanted to talk turkey with Zach. Billionaire Ty promised me threads, brother. Billionaire Ty promised me millions of posts. And Billionaire Ty promised me world-caliber discourse. As far as Billionaire Ty, Sephzilla, and the whole GWF goes... I'm bored, brother! That's why these two posters here, the so-called Outfilthers... these are the men I want as my friends! They're the new blood of professional posting, brother. And not only are we going to take over the whole WrassleGAF business, with Zach and the new blood -- the monster with me -- we will destroy everything in our path, Menome Genome!
As far as I'm concerned, all this crap in the ring represents the lurkers out here! For four years, brother. For four years, I held my head high. I did everything for the blackaronis. I did everything for the OwensIsNows. And the reception I got when I came out here... you fans can stick it, brother! Because if it wasn't for Zach, you people wouldn't be here! If it wasn't for Zach, Sephzilla would still be selling his meat from a truck in PoliGAF! And if it wasn't for Zach, all these Sweeney-come-latelies that you see out here posting, wouldn't be here! I was selling out Twitch, brother, while they were bumming ISP emails to apply for a NeoGAF account in high school!
So the way that it is now, brother, with Zach and the new-world jifification of WrassleGAF, brother, me and the new blood by my side...
Whatcha gonna do when the Jifification Foundation runs wild on you?! Whatcha gonna do?!