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[imBask]

imBask, dude-brother, it had to be GWF outsiders, brother-dude, you gotta understand.

well maybe i'm an outsider to your friend circle now, Zach

maybe i'll create my own stable

maybe

 

[Zach]

imBasko World order.

 

[Sephzilla]

GWF Facts - GWF9 Aftermath Edition

Current GWF Champions
GWF World Champion: BewareTheBatsie
GWF B+ Champion: RBH
GWF Tag Team Champions: Syde of Beef (Syder & Beefy)

The Goldberg Club
The following GWF superstars are undefeated

• Data West (1-0)
• Dental Plan (1-0)
• Pikma (3-0)
• Proteus (1-0)

The Thrill of Victory
These superstars triumphed and earned their first win at GWF9

• Sunnybuns
• Mahonay

The Agony of Defeat
SomewhatGroovy fell from the ranks of the undefeated at GWF9

You Know Who I Am, But You Don't Know Why I'm Here...
Data West and Dental Plan made their GWF debuts at GWF9

The 50/50 Booking Club
The following GWF superstars have a winning record that is exactly 50%

• korly (3-3)
• RBH (4-4) [C]
• serenewarfare (1-1)
• Sinatar (1-1)
• Sunnybuns (1-1)

The Fav Five
These five superstars currently have the most wins in GWF

• Beefy (8) [C]
• Biggest-Geek-Ever (6)
• Zach (6)
• FlammableD (5)
• sf2fanatic (5)
  Note: Ithil also has 5 wins, but is not in the Fav Five due to win percentage

The Champions are Vulnerable?
The GWF Tag Team Champions are the only champions in GWF that have an above 50% win percentage in GWF. Both singles champions are either at or below 50%.

All They Do Is Win
These are the top five superstars in GWF according to win percentage (undefeated wrestlers are excluded from this category)

• Beefy (89%) [C]
• FlammableD (83%)
• sf2fanatic (83%)
• Ithil (71%)
• SomewhatGroovy (67%)

Current GWF Title #1 Contenders
GWF World #1 Contender: sf2fanatic
GWF B+ #1 Contender: Anth0ny
GWF Tag Team #1 Contenders: The New British Invasion (Hasney & FlammableD)

Other Notes

• Despite losing in his first GWF Championship defense, Professor Beef does not have the shortest championship reign in GWF history. This unfortunate distinction goes to Ithil, Bronx-Man, and Korly. Both title reigns (Tag Team & B+) started at GWF2 and ended at GWF3 -- 35 days
• The card for GWF10 is already in the books
• Every member of the active roster is booked for GWF10

 

[Ithil]

Ithil (71%)
SomewhatGroovy (67%)

Spoiler

Look at that bump the sandwich guy takes.

 

[Kornflayx]

After Batsie won the title, I think there's still hope for me

Spoiler

Who am I kidding? Jobber for life

 

[Anth0ny]

GWF B+ #1 Contender: Anth0ny

Only reason I wasn't booked on the last show was because I was in Japan working the towns and mastering my craft!

 

[excelsiorlef]

GWF Facts - GWF9 Aftermath Edition

I think I'm starting to feel a kinship with Neville.

 

[FlammableD]

GWF Tag Team #1 Contenders: The New British Invasion (Hasney & FlammableD)

As it should be.

Maybe with this new JIF faction, we need to find another Brit. Trios matches are all the rage in BritWres at the moment 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

 

[excelsiorlef]

I guess loud clangy horror isn't for me

I'm sure it'll be more than that, for curiosity how familiar are you with New Mutants?

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Hello everyone!

After Batsie won the title, I think there's still hope for me

Spoiler

Who am I kidding? Jobber for life

I'll go back on my gimmick for one second to say never give up!

 

[Zach]

Geeker! The J.I.F. wants you and two of your ugliest friends at GWF X!

If your team somehow -- by the jrace of Jod -- wins, I'll face you one-on-one in a cage, brother! But if we win -- when we win! -- the J.I.F. wants to challenge for all the gold at GWF 11, dude!

Book it, Sephzilla, or Dental Plan's gonna powerbomb you off the entrance stage, brother!

 

[Kornflayx]

Geeker! The J.I.F. wants you and two of your ugliest friends at GWF X!

If your team somehow -- by the jrace of Jod -- wins, I'll face you one-on-one in a cage, brother! But if we win -- when we win! -- the J.I.F. wants to challenge for all the gold at GWF 11, dude!

Book it, Sephzilla, or Dental Plan's gonna powerbomb you off the entrance stage, brother!

You should change your username to Jach

 

[Sephzilla]

Geeker! The J.I.F. wants you and two of your ugliest friends at GWF X!

If your team somehow -- by the jrace of Jod -- wins, I'll face you one-on-one in a cage, brother! But if we win -- when we win! -- the J.I.F. wants to challenge for all the gold at GWF 11, dude!

Book it, Sephzilla, or Dental Plan's gonna powerbomb you off the entrance stage, brother!

SOMEONE DIDN'T READ THE FINE PRINT

• The card for GWF10 is already in the books
• Every member of the active roster is booked for GWF10

 

[Zach]

WE'RE TAKING OVER, DUDE!

 

[Foggy]

the new mutants trailer is kind of :

i'm really sad about it.

A comic book movie that tries to genuinely be different is a-ok in my book

 

[Browny]

SOMEONE DIDN'T READ THE FINE PRINT

[*]The card for GWF10 is already in the books
[*]Every member of the active roster is booked for GWF10

*points at Gafflemania sign*

 

[Mahonay]

LOL Undertaker just casually strolling into the GWF9 Pre-show match.

 

[Sephzilla]

LOL Undertaker just casually strolling into the GWF9 Pre-show match.

my headcanon is that was Biggest-Geek-Ever scouting the new arena, he just wasn't in costume yet

 

[Heroman]

Heroman is coming for you zilla.

 

[giancarlo123x]

LOL Undertaker just casually strolling into the GWF9 Pre-show match.

My guy couldn't concentrate knowing he was there.

 

[Sephzilla]

Heroman is coming for you zilla.

 

[Kornflayx]

Love Zach going all Hogan and losing his hair

 

[Mahonay]

Hahahahaha Sunny as do-rag Vince

My guy couldn't concentrate knowing he was there.

You got squashed bro. Shameful display.

 

[Ithil]

I await the inevitable GWF King of the Ring tournament.

 

[giancarlo123x]

Hahahahaha Sunny as do-rag Vince

You got squashed bro. Shameful display.

What match did you watch? It was one sided most of the time till the random momentum change at the end.

 

[klonere]

Fake fake wrestling is taking over the thread.

 

[Mahonay]

What match did you watch? It was one sided most of the time till the random momentum change at the end.

Once you got bloodied sf2fanatic beat you into dust.

 

[Sephzilla]

The GWF Executive Board of Directors Committee has denied the the JIF's requested 3v3 match at GWF10 due to time constraints. However the match has been approved for GWF11.

I await the inevitable GWF King of the Ring tournament.

Bruh

 

[Zach]

Fake fake wrestling is taking over the thread.

WE'RE TAKING OVER, DUDE!

But seriously, it's a Fri morn. No one's got anything to talk about. Or talk about it. Ain't nobody stopping you. You're just attracting blackaronis to come YEAH! us.

 

[giancarlo123x]

Once you got bloodied sf2fanatic beat you into dust.

I thought this show was PG, for shame seph.

 

[Mahonay]

LOL Sunny just immediately wins the Fatal 4-Way. RIP in pieces Klonere.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Why wait? The Great Equalizer does magical things.

 

[Kornflayx]

Watching NXT, Billie Kay looks like she fell into a paint bucket. Don't like that look at all.

 

[klonere]

Jobbers are vital to the health and success of the wrestling business and I count myself among the ranks of the elite jobbers.

I am the mighty proletariat, holding up you boujee swine at the top, with your "not garbage finishers", "title opportunities" and "winning streaks".

 

[slightconfuse]

We can talk about all Japan continuing to screw Zeus out of the Triple Crown.

Dude should pull a neville

 

[Sephzilla]

We can talk about all Japan continuing to screw Zeus out of the Triple Crown.

Dude should pull a neville

and go where?

Hello everyone!

YOU DESERVE IT

*CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

YOU DESERVE IT

*CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

YOU DESERVE IT

*CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

 

[Deleted member 47027]

2 years ago King of the Ring happened in GWF before it was bought out by Zilla Productions.

Things MAY be better now.

 

[Zach]

The GWF Executive Board of Directors Committee has denied the the JIF's requested 3v3 match at GWF10 due to time constraints. However the match has been approved for GWF11.

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

KOPW Rankings

Bushi & SANADA & Hiromu Takahashi vs Bad Luck Fale & Leo Tonga & Yujiro Takahashi 3 1/4 stars
Hirooki Goto & Toru Yano vs Minoru Suzuki & Zack Sabre jr 3 1/4 stars
Ropongi 3k ( Sho & Yoh ) vs Funky future ( Ricochet & Ryusuke Taguchi ) 4 stars
KES vs War Machine vs Guerrillas of Destiny 3 1/4 stars
Cody & kenny omega & marty scurll vs Beretta & Jado & YOSHI-HASHI 2 1/4 stars
Juice Robinson & Kota Ibushi vs Hiroshi tanahashi & Togi makabe 3 1/2 stars
Will ospreay vs KUSHIDA 4 1/2 stars
Tetsuya Naito vs Tomohiro Ishii 4 3/4 stars
Kazuchika Okada vs EVIL 4 stars

 

[Sephzilla]

The GWF hasn't determined who your three opponents will be yet

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I think GWF needs an independent ranking body to provide actual Power Rankings.

 

[Bronx-Man]

I miss Eddie Guerrero ;_;

 

[Zach]

The GWF hasn't determined who your three opponents will be yet

 

[Sephzilla]

 

[Mahonay]

OMG I won. By stealing the pin. YOUNG BUCKS 4LYFE

OwensIsBuried

 

[Tom Nook]

Can't wait for GWF 10.

 

[Sephzilla]

I think GWF needs an independent ranking body to provide actual Power Rankings.

I want to say someone in WrassleGAF actually did some power rankings back when Zilla-era GWF started, but I don't remember. (I think it was Zach?)

 

[Pikma]

Seph if you're not going to give me my title match yet at least give me zach in the meanwhile, he made a mockery out of me and my family, and he has to pay for it.

 

[Zach]

I want to say someone in WrassleGAF actually did some power rankings back when Zilla-era GWF started, but I don't remember. (I think it was Zach?)

Of course it was Zach!

For four years, brother. For four years, I held my head high. I did everything for the blackaronis. I did everything for the OwensIsNows. And the reception I got when I came out here... you fans can stick it, brother!

 

[Kornflayx]

Current NXT Fave 5:

5. Otis Dozovic
4. Oney Lorcan
3. Aleister Black
2. Velveteen Dream
1. Lars Sullivan

Sullivan is amazing