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No hover hands! Alpha as FUCK Mr. Albertson...Albertson!
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Lol
The Quebecers were the real deal. The Mountie was pretty garbage as a singles guy, but was in two really solid tag teams.
Jeff Albertson
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Had to be done, show them all this pencil necked little fucker is boss up in here!
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lol
Pierre was fucking rad as a singles though. Pimpin' leather jacket, shoulda gone straight to the top. Also that time he did a cannonball senton onto the ramp in TNA.
Kevin Nash plays Super Shredder, a character who is defeated by hurting himself.
It's a nice parallel to Kevin Nash's career.
Jeff Albertson
Member
I wonder if you get a party bag from the hardy party. And if it contained anything other than meth and depression
Arrowgigantic
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Yo dudes.
There is a luchador bird in the new Pokemon game.
"Hawlucha" is his species name, I named mine El Cieloco, made sure he got the Premier Ball.
There is a luchador bird in the new Pokemon game.
"Hawlucha" is his species name, I named mine El Cieloco, made sure he got the Premier Ball.
WRESTLING POKEMON
KARATE CHOP, AERIAL ACE, WING ATTACK, ROOST
He acts like he doesn't want you to pet him and feed him cookies.
But sings the song of victory when you do.
Wig split incoming
A resolute and proud warrior.
British Monsoon
Member
About seven hours until New Japan starts;
NJPW, "KING OF PRO-WRESTLING", 2013.10.14
Tokyo Ryogoku Kokugikan
http://www.ustream.tv/njpw - $25
00. Jushin 'Thunder' Liger, Manabu Nakanishi, Super Strong Machine & Tiger Mask vs CHAOS (Takashi Iizuka, YOSHI-HASHI, Jado & Gedo)
01. IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Titles: Forever Hooligans (Rocky Romero & Alex Koslov) © vs Suzuki-gun (TAKA Michinoku & Taichi)
02. Grudge Match: Minoru Suzuki vs Toru Yano
03. Tenzan Return & Watanabe Farewell Match: Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Takaaki Watanabe vs K.E.S. (Lance Archer & Davey Boy Smith Jr)
04. Special Six Man Tag: G.B.H. (Togi Makabe, Tomoaki Honma) & Kota Ibushi vs BULLET CLUB (Prince Devitt, Karl Anderson & Bad Luck Fale)
05. G1 Climax Rematch: Katsuyori Shibata vs Tomohiro Ishii
06. Kizuna Road Rematch: Kazushi Sakuraba vs Yuji Nagata
07. NEVER Openweight Title & Tokyo Dome IWGP Contendership: Tetsuya Naito © vs Yujiro Takahashi
08. IWGP Intercontinental Title: Shinsuke Nakamura © vs Naomichi Marufuji
09. IWGP Heavyweight Title: Kazuchika Okada © vs Hiroshi Tanahashi
Looking like another great show. I've still not watched Okada vs Tanahashi, better get on that. Predictions;
00. faces, 01. Hooligans retain, 02. Suzuki gets his win back, 03. K.E.S. get the win, 04. Ibushi pins Devitt, 05. Shibata gets his win back, 06. Nagata gets his win back, 07. Naito retains, 08. Nakamura retains, 09. my gut says Tanahashi's winning, but I'm going to go for a 60 minute draw.
NJPW, "KING OF PRO-WRESTLING", 2013.10.14
Tokyo Ryogoku Kokugikan
http://www.ustream.tv/njpw - $25
00. Jushin 'Thunder' Liger, Manabu Nakanishi, Super Strong Machine & Tiger Mask vs CHAOS (Takashi Iizuka, YOSHI-HASHI, Jado & Gedo)
01. IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Titles: Forever Hooligans (Rocky Romero & Alex Koslov) © vs Suzuki-gun (TAKA Michinoku & Taichi)
02. Grudge Match: Minoru Suzuki vs Toru Yano
03. Tenzan Return & Watanabe Farewell Match: Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Takaaki Watanabe vs K.E.S. (Lance Archer & Davey Boy Smith Jr)
04. Special Six Man Tag: G.B.H. (Togi Makabe, Tomoaki Honma) & Kota Ibushi vs BULLET CLUB (Prince Devitt, Karl Anderson & Bad Luck Fale)
05. G1 Climax Rematch: Katsuyori Shibata vs Tomohiro Ishii
06. Kizuna Road Rematch: Kazushi Sakuraba vs Yuji Nagata
07. NEVER Openweight Title & Tokyo Dome IWGP Contendership: Tetsuya Naito © vs Yujiro Takahashi
08. IWGP Intercontinental Title: Shinsuke Nakamura © vs Naomichi Marufuji
09. IWGP Heavyweight Title: Kazuchika Okada © vs Hiroshi Tanahashi
Looking like another great show. I've still not watched Okada vs Tanahashi, better get on that. Predictions;
00. faces, 01. Hooligans retain, 02. Suzuki gets his win back, 03. K.E.S. get the win, 04. Ibushi pins Devitt, 05. Shibata gets his win back, 06. Nagata gets his win back, 07. Naito retains, 08. Nakamura retains, 09. my gut says Tanahashi's winning, but I'm going to go for a 60 minute draw.
Rikishi shoot teaser
Talking about Umaga and Yoko and 90s era WWF
Talking about Umaga and Yoko and 90s era WWF
That video mentions BSK, kinda looked it up and I guess Undertaker's counter to Nash and friends. Can someone elaborate or link me to something? Kind of interested
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That lol TNA website is amazing.
So much bad
So much bad
legitshook.com
WCW Thunder 4/29/99
TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL. Flair gets the whole group riled up by singing "She'll be coming 'round the mountain". Even the nurse and doctors got involved as they congo lined out.
The show was from Penn State.
Recap of Flair's mental break down.
Curt Hennig vs Booker T. WCW TV Championship
Perfect's first match in a while. He was injured and I believe Barry was hurt as well. No mention of Rick Rude, no black bands or anything. I don't know if this was the second set of tapings or what, but that's pretty weird. Besides the opening graphic, he wasn't mentioned a single time on Nitro. Curt controlled most of the match with a head lock. He hit a piledriver. Booker made his come back, but Stevie Ray ran out and hit Hennig, causing Booker to be disqualified.
Hak comes out. YO! He talks about being the most extreme dude around. The Raven/Bam Bam/Hak match was the most brutal match in wrestling HISTORY! He let Chastity pick who he would call out. He turns down the first few and she suggests he call out Kevin Nash. He calls Nash out. YO!
TO THE BACK. Rick Steiner and Booker argued and got into a fight.
Buff Bagwell comes out dressed like Scott Steiner. It's a parody. Oh. Hilarious. Big Bad Doo Doo Daddy. Something about Steiner watching BET to steal lines from rappers for his promos, but the line was "I'm not a player, I'm just on parole a lot". Big Papa Dump is an idiot, flush me if you hear me.
Jerry Flynn vs Stevie Ray
The whole B Team is with Stevie tonight. They got involved right away. All of them. No way the ref didn't see most of it. Kevin Nash accepted Hak's challenge. Stevie won with the Slapjack.
Hak vs Kevin Nash
YO! Fuck it, I'm stoked for this. Sandman sets up a table and ladder before the match. Nash gets a few cane shots in and Sandman wants a time out. He doesn't get it. Side slam on a ladder. Sandman goes flying into the ladder. Nash goes through a table in the other corner. Oh my. Cane wraps around that big sexy head. Lots of ladder work from Sandman. This is amazing. Sandman is beating the shit out of Kevin Nash. Senton on a ladder which was on Nash. Chastity fucks up with the fire extinguisher. Jackknife through a table for the win. This was shockingly competitive. YO!
TO THE MEAN GENE. Bam Bam is the guest. He wants to talk about tradition. He wants to beef up the hardcore tonight. He grew up with DDP in Jersey. He wants the King of Hardcore vs the WCW Champion tonight in a hardcore match.
Goldberg vs Meng
Pretty standard Goldberg match. A little longer than his normal squashes.
TO THE MEAN SCUM GENE. DDP accepts Bam Bam's challenge. He also SHOOT thanks Jody Hamilton, Dusty Rhodes, and Jake Roberts. It always bothered me that DDP would say "2 time" 3 times. He's so corny. Self high five, jump off, the thumb thing, the mullet, GOOD GAWD.
Disciple vs Randy Savage
Weird, I thought Beefcake's contract had lapsed since he couldn't beat Hogan. He also has sweet feathered hair. Savage is way too big. I could never figure out why a dude coming off of a serious knee injury that put him out of action for a year would decide to put on 60 extra pounds on his fame for his knees to support. Macho Elbow for the win.
DDP vs Bam Bam Big Yellow WCW Championship Hardcore Match
This was a pretty generic brawl. Bam Bam slipping off a table and DDP fumbling around because the floor was slippery were the main highlights. Savage ran out and dropped the elbow on Bam Bam, even though Bam Bam was down from the Kanyon Cutter. DDP retains.
DQ Count: 1 out of 6 matches.
How strange, an episode of Thunder that wasn't a complete waste of time. Nash, DDP, Goldberg, and Savage were on and all had actual matches. Nash gave Sandman a ton of offense. I excepted a quick squash, but it wasn't at all.
WCW Thunder 4/29/99
TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL. Flair gets the whole group riled up by singing "She'll be coming 'round the mountain". Even the nurse and doctors got involved as they congo lined out.
The show was from Penn State.
Recap of Flair's mental break down.
Curt Hennig vs Booker T. WCW TV Championship
Perfect's first match in a while. He was injured and I believe Barry was hurt as well. No mention of Rick Rude, no black bands or anything. I don't know if this was the second set of tapings or what, but that's pretty weird. Besides the opening graphic, he wasn't mentioned a single time on Nitro. Curt controlled most of the match with a head lock. He hit a piledriver. Booker made his come back, but Stevie Ray ran out and hit Hennig, causing Booker to be disqualified.
Hak comes out. YO! He talks about being the most extreme dude around. The Raven/Bam Bam/Hak match was the most brutal match in wrestling HISTORY! He let Chastity pick who he would call out. He turns down the first few and she suggests he call out Kevin Nash. He calls Nash out. YO!
TO THE BACK. Rick Steiner and Booker argued and got into a fight.
Buff Bagwell comes out dressed like Scott Steiner. It's a parody. Oh. Hilarious. Big Bad Doo Doo Daddy. Something about Steiner watching BET to steal lines from rappers for his promos, but the line was "I'm not a player, I'm just on parole a lot". Big Papa Dump is an idiot, flush me if you hear me.
Jerry Flynn vs Stevie Ray
The whole B Team is with Stevie tonight. They got involved right away. All of them. No way the ref didn't see most of it. Kevin Nash accepted Hak's challenge. Stevie won with the Slapjack.
Hak vs Kevin Nash
YO! Fuck it, I'm stoked for this. Sandman sets up a table and ladder before the match. Nash gets a few cane shots in and Sandman wants a time out. He doesn't get it. Side slam on a ladder. Sandman goes flying into the ladder. Nash goes through a table in the other corner. Oh my. Cane wraps around that big sexy head. Lots of ladder work from Sandman. This is amazing. Sandman is beating the shit out of Kevin Nash. Senton on a ladder which was on Nash. Chastity fucks up with the fire extinguisher. Jackknife through a table for the win. This was shockingly competitive. YO!
TO THE MEAN GENE. Bam Bam is the guest. He wants to talk about tradition. He wants to beef up the hardcore tonight. He grew up with DDP in Jersey. He wants the King of Hardcore vs the WCW Champion tonight in a hardcore match.
Goldberg vs Meng
Pretty standard Goldberg match. A little longer than his normal squashes.
TO THE MEAN SCUM GENE. DDP accepts Bam Bam's challenge. He also SHOOT thanks Jody Hamilton, Dusty Rhodes, and Jake Roberts. It always bothered me that DDP would say "2 time" 3 times. He's so corny. Self high five, jump off, the thumb thing, the mullet, GOOD GAWD.
Disciple vs Randy Savage
Weird, I thought Beefcake's contract had lapsed since he couldn't beat Hogan. He also has sweet feathered hair. Savage is way too big. I could never figure out why a dude coming off of a serious knee injury that put him out of action for a year would decide to put on 60 extra pounds on his fame for his knees to support. Macho Elbow for the win.
DDP vs Bam Bam Big Yellow WCW Championship Hardcore Match
This was a pretty generic brawl. Bam Bam slipping off a table and DDP fumbling around because the floor was slippery were the main highlights. Savage ran out and dropped the elbow on Bam Bam, even though Bam Bam was down from the Kanyon Cutter. DDP retains.
DQ Count: 1 out of 6 matches.
How strange, an episode of Thunder that wasn't a complete waste of time. Nash, DDP, Goldberg, and Savage were on and all had actual matches. Nash gave Sandman a ton of offense. I excepted a quick squash, but it wasn't at all.
It was Undertaker and Yokozuna's 'group' which seemingly formed because of the Kliq which was initially just Nash and Michaels ribbing people acting like they were getting special treatment because Nah and Hall and Shawn would call each other and tell each other what they got paid, so they'd know who got stiffed.
The more I see of it, I don't think the BSK was ever 'against' the Kliq. It's just where guys who were friends with Undertaker or Yoko went because those guys were the only people outside of the Kliq who had any pull and then you had the Hart kids elsewhere.
funkystudent
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Did Sandman just job his entire WCW run?
Lambda Pie
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Aii, Sunflower, s.confuse:
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/307797/Tyrone_*****_vs._Nathan_Corbett_medium.gif
edit: this site... just replace the ***** with the name of the man.
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/307797/Tyrone_*****_vs._Nathan_Corbett_medium.gif
edit: this site... just replace the ***** with the name of the man.
Mr. Enigma
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He was there essentially for nothing more than hardcore ECW style matches in the mid-card. He never went after any titles or anything. He wasn't presented as a jobber, but it was obvious he was never going to be a major player either.
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LOOOL
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This is he best
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LOL stiener
You mean my list of WCW Screwups I had a long time ago?
British Monsoon
Member
Okada vs Kojima was pretty good, it served much the same purpose as his defence against Makabe, getting over that Okada's tough enough to go with New Japan's heaviest hitters. The crowd bought into Kojima having a shot towards the end and I liked that Kojima wasn't able to hit his big running lariat - too often in the past he'd hit a dozen a match, whereas now he's protecting it more.
Here is the promo that pissed off Dixie and later lead Low-ki to leave.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCWh4Fi-wFc
Dark Ninja
Member
C'mon Ryback you can make it backstage
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Deleted member 47027
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Have fun my NJPW friends, I gotta worry about going to work tomorrow.
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Oh my lord
I haven't even had my 360 hooked up online in months, so I was happy to see there is now a horror movie app. I haven't heard of any of them. The first one I tried was called A Crack in the Floor. Gary Busy and Mario Lopez had top billing, but I couldn't even make it to them. Legit SHOOT the worst thing I've ever seen in only 12 minutes. Worse than all of the worst TNA and WCW could do.
So now I'm trying a movie called Jezebeth, which is shaping up to be just as awful. It opens with a 6 and a half minute music video of a girl standing around in a cemetery. Just slow, nearly static shots. 6 and a half minutes of a rock song spelling out the plot of the movie, which is:
In the attic of an ancestral home, a devil worshiping sadist, Jezebeth Blandy (Bree Michaels), at war with God, unwittingly discovers a nineteenth century diary that details the summoning of a demon. Jezebeth succeeds in breaking a satanic code inside her hell room which creates for her two realities.
I'm pretty sure it was shot on iPhones and might even be a student film. So far, about 13 minutes in, my eyebrows have involuntarily shot off my face in disbelief at least 4 times in a "how could someone do this line/edit/music cue". These people clearly aren't actors. In fact, only two people in the movie had any credits before this movie. And of those two, only one was in an actual movie.
I've seen bad movies, but this actually makes me embarrassed for the people involved. This is the kind of thing you make with your buddies, not sell and allow people all over the world to see.
So now I'm trying a movie called Jezebeth, which is shaping up to be just as awful. It opens with a 6 and a half minute music video of a girl standing around in a cemetery. Just slow, nearly static shots. 6 and a half minutes of a rock song spelling out the plot of the movie, which is:
In the attic of an ancestral home, a devil worshiping sadist, Jezebeth Blandy (Bree Michaels), at war with God, unwittingly discovers a nineteenth century diary that details the summoning of a demon. Jezebeth succeeds in breaking a satanic code inside her hell room which creates for her two realities.
I'm pretty sure it was shot on iPhones and might even be a student film. So far, about 13 minutes in, my eyebrows have involuntarily shot off my face in disbelief at least 4 times in a "how could someone do this line/edit/music cue". These people clearly aren't actors. In fact, only two people in the movie had any credits before this movie. And of those two, only one was in an actual movie.
I've seen bad movies, but this actually makes me embarrassed for the people involved. This is the kind of thing you make with your buddies, not sell and allow people all over the world to see.
C'mon Ryback you can make it backstage
At first I thought that people were exaggerating how weak Ryback was because people were deadweighting him/they were exaggerating at how blown up he looked whenever a feat of strength was required. But then I started watching the matches more and every snarky person was right on the money. Dude is really not that strong.
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Last one
Jesus dixie
Jesus dixie
.
Lots and lots of people were saying that TNA should have done just that back in the day. They would have fucked it up because they're TNA anyways but it would have been worth a sot.
I don't understand at all how these things see the light of day. How do people make money off of this?
Jezebeth trailer
Fuck, as awful as the trailer is, the movie itself is significantly worse. You can buy the whole movie on youtube!
Fuck, as awful as the trailer is, the movie itself is significantly worse. You can buy the whole movie on youtube!
Oh shit, this is tonight? Im off tomorrow! Gonna watch! We chatting in here or shiuld we do something ofsitte as to not spam stuff about wrestling?About seven hours until New Japan starts;
NJPW, "KING OF PRO-WRESTLING", 2013.10.14
Tokyo Ryogoku Kokugikan
http://www.ustream.tv/njpw - $25
00. Jushin 'Thunder' Liger, Manabu Nakanishi, Super Strong Machine & Tiger Mask vs CHAOS (Takashi Iizuka, YOSHI-HASHI, Jado & Gedo)
01. IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Titles: Forever Hooligans (Rocky Romero & Alex Koslov) © vs Suzuki-gun (TAKA Michinoku & Taichi)
02. Grudge Match: Minoru Suzuki vs Toru Yano
03. Tenzan Return & Watanabe Farewell Match: Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Takaaki Watanabe vs K.E.S. (Lance Archer & Davey Boy Smith Jr)
04. Special Six Man Tag: G.B.H. (Togi Makabe, Tomoaki Honma) & Kota Ibushi vs BULLET CLUB (Prince Devitt, Karl Anderson & Bad Luck Fale)
05. G1 Climax Rematch: Katsuyori Shibata vs Tomohiro Ishii
06. Kizuna Road Rematch: Kazushi Sakuraba vs Yuji Nagata
07. NEVER Openweight Title & Tokyo Dome IWGP Contendership: Tetsuya Naito © vs Yujiro Takahashi
08. IWGP Intercontinental Title: Shinsuke Nakamura © vs Naomichi Marufuji
09. IWGP Heavyweight Title: Kazuchika Okada © vs Hiroshi Tanahashi
Looking like another great show. I've still not watched Okada vs Tanahashi, better get on that. Predictions;
00. faces, 01. Hooligans retain, 02. Suzuki gets his win back, 03. K.E.S. get the win, 04. Ibushi pins Devitt, 05. Shibata gets his win back, 06. Nagata gets his win back, 07. Naito retains, 08. Nakamura retains, 09. my gut says Tanahashi's winning, but I'm going to go for a 60 minute draw.
My god. This movie has a long strip club scene that makes me feel bad for women and music fans everywhere. I'm pretty sure the director had a band and just wanted to say his music was a in a movie.
"I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it and I don't even know her name. I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it and I don't even have no shame." Lyrics at their finest. Random funk/mental stuff. A Van Halen rip off. I want to see the Red Letter Media guys watch this. It should be recommended for Best of the Worst.
"I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it and I don't even know her name. I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it and I don't even have no shame." Lyrics at their finest. Random funk/mental stuff. A Van Halen rip off. I want to see the Red Letter Media guys watch this. It should be recommended for Best of the Worst.
Net_Wrecker
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OMG @ Kaz + Daniels wearing the Dumb & Dumber suits
This is the best thing
This is the best thing