PREDICTION TIME! WWE has something to prove, after putting on two months of crap TV and bad PPV's, one of them being so bad it might be considered one of the worst WWE produced PPV's ever, so I'm expecting quite a few title changes on Hell in a Cell, so lets get on with it...
Pre-show Intercontinental Title Match: Curtis Axel (c) vs. Big E Langston
As said before, I expect a title change here just because WWE desperately wants people to know that Hell in a Cell with not be the dud’s the two previous shows were with no title changes and nothing interesting happening. Big E finally getting his face push is great and, speaking of duds, I expect Curtis Axel to be gone from WWE when WM is over and they have their yearly purge. So
Big E wins the belt and hopefully gets his Five-Count gimmick back.
Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans
I don’t even care who wins, as long as the El Torito gets Big Swung at least 50 full rotations. That said,
Los Matadores wins because Vince hasn’t put them in the comedy tag-team jobbing spot yet, they’ll join Brodus and Tensai soon enough I’m sure.
Divas Title Match: AJ Lee (c) vs. Brie Bella
Since Daniel Bryan didn’t win last PPV, neither did Brie Bella. Now is there second chance to have the fairy tale Total Divas ending where the dual champs get married, squeeeeee. I don’t think they should put the belt on Brie though, because honestly, I’d rather see the belt on someone that can work better. Then again, Brie isn’t the bottom of the barrel, so whatever.
Brie Bella becomes the new Divas Champion.
Tag-Team Title Triple Threat Match: Cody Rhodes and Goldust (c) vs. The Shield vs. The Usos
This might be the match of the night. Although I’m not the biggest fan of triple threats and esp. of tag-team triple threats, this is gonna be a great match just because of the three teams involved. Goldust is doing his best work yet, Cody has always been a good worker, The Usos are very impressive as always and The Shield goes without saying. I can’t see
Cody and Goldust losing the belts so soon, so they’ll retain.
Hell in a Cell Handicap Match: CM Punk vs. Ryback and Paul Heyman
WWE has a big problem, as we all know, their midcard is so far removed from their top talent they have absolutely nothing to do for their top talent when they’re not in the WWE Title picture. So that’s why we end up with a feud that goes two months longer than it’s supposed to. I hope to God this HiaC match will be the end of this, so
CM Punk wins and cleans house.
World Heavyweight Championship Match: Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. John Cena
So this is a strange one. Cena is returning, so it’s hard to believe he won’t get the win here, but I also can’t see Cena holding the WHC match. So I’m gonna assume
Cena wins through DQ or count-out or whatever. He’ll get his revenge on Del Rio and then…
MITB WHC cash-in: Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Damien Sandow.
Sandow, turning face without actually turning face, will cash in his briefcase and become World Heavyweight Champion. Cena will be there to celebrate and steal the spotlight.
Hell in a Cell WWE Title Match: Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan w/ special guest referee Shawn Michaels
So I can think of scenario’s where Orton wins the belt over Bryan, shenanigans with Michaels turning heel for instance, though it’s unlikely since a legend like that will never be accepted as a heel. Still, he’s Hunters buddy, so it’s not unthinkable. Or maybe we’ll see Kevin Nash getting a text or X-Pac coming out or whatever. Bryan going over on both Raw and Smackdown has me worried, because in typical WWE fashion it means he will lose this match. But in the end
Daniel Bryan just really needs this win, because if he loses this match he’ll never be a main event talent. It’s as simple as that, they made him look so weak in the past 2 months of TV and even though he clearly came out on top every PPV, it’s TV that matters for perception. So Daniel Bryan will leave as champ, just because he has to. I’m not convinced of this though, because WWE must WWE and find a way to fuck this up.