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[Kaladin]

Wrestling's crazy uncle is back:

Jesse Ventura's new book "Killed Our President: 63 Reasons to Believe There Was a Conspiracy to Assassinate JFK" was officially released yesterday. Ventura will be on Howard Stern's satellite radio show this morning.
The official blurb on the book:

"Read all the evidence from the biggest conspiracy in American history!

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past fifty years, you’re aware of the many hypotheses that the assassination of President John F. Kennedy was not done by one man. Whether you’ve read one or a dozen of the books on this topic, there’s no way to fully grasp the depth of this conspiracy.

For the first time ever, New York Times bestselling authors Jesse Ventura and Dick Russell have teamed up with some of the most respected and influential assassination researchers to put together the ultimate compendium that covers every angle—from the plot to the murder—of JFK. They Killed Our President will not only discuss the most famous of theories, but will also bring to light new and recently discovered information, which together shows that the United States government not only was behind this egregious plot, but took every step to make sure that the truth would not come out.

With 2013 marking the fiftieth anniversary of JFK’s assassination, this is the perfect time for They Killed Our President to be available to readers. The research and information in this book are unprecedented, and there’s nobody better to bring this to everyone’s attention than the former governor of Minnesota and US Navy SEAL, Jesse Ventura."

 

[jmdajr]

So... what are we hating on today?

 

[jmdajr]

I might actually have to get one of these, being an Undertaker mark and all.

Undertaker is the first collectible statue available in McFarlane's "WWE Icon Series."

pretty damn sweet

I'd buy at a fair price

edit:295! NOPE

 

[slightconfuse]

Goats and vipers are fine and all but I just can't have any ok animal as the face of the WWE.

I need THE ANIMAL

 

[Spider from Mars]

So... what are we hating on today?

I dunno. What do you want to hate on? I hate people who keep ketchup in the refrigerator. Animals, the lot of them.

 

[Kaladin]

pretty damn sweet

I'd buy at a fair price

edit:295! NOPE

It's a McFarlane figure, it's going to be fancy and expensive.

 

[Kaladin]

I dunno. What do you want to hate on? I hate people who keep ketchup in the refrigerator. Animals, the lot of them.

I hate people who keep ketchup.....animals, ruining their food with processed tomato junk.

 

[jmdajr]

It's a McFarlane figure, it's going to be fancy and expensive.

Not the mass produced ones. :\

 

[jmdajr]

Eggs. Either Ketchup or Salsa. Never Plain.

So yesterday GAF went down because of Nintendo products no one is even going to buy.

How was I supposed to bitch about Matt Schaub and talk about non -wrestling things in the the wrasslin thread. It's bullcrap.

 

[FallingEdge]

- Plain eggs are fine. Make sure you know how to cook them properly.
- Ketchup in the fridge for me.
- Raisin bread and pb is gdlk

 

[Kaladin]

Eggs. Either Ketchup or Salsa. Never Plain.

So yesterday GAF went down because of Nintendo products no one is even going to buy.

How was I supposed to bitch about Matt Schaub and talk about non -wrestling things in the the wrasslin thread. It's bullcrap.

Salsa...much better than ketchup.

 

[Spider from Mars]

How do we feel about wet eggs?

 

[Vox-Pop]

Goats and vipers are fine and all but I just can't have any ok animal as the face of the WWE.

I need THE ANIMAL

WWE youtube has the match where he tried to run down Cena. Never seen a spot so bad.

 

[strobogo]

Buff seems to quickly be becoming one of the most GIF'd people from your recaps.

He's goofy as fuck. He was perfect as that stupid ass stooge kind of heel, mostly because that was very close to his actual personality.


Eggs are strictly a pepper food to me. No salt (on anything, I haven't salted anything in years), no ketchup, no salsa, no cheese. Just pepper. Scrambled and with pepper.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Buff was unfairly hated. He was a big dork.

 

[slightconfuse]

People hated buff daddy??

He was great

 

[funkystudent]

BUFF











DADDY

 

[Miss Riot]

buff was attractive but he was a dick. no thanks. not on my fave five hot bodies of wcw.

 

[StWilson85]

Judy was the best Bagwell

 

[Kaladin]

Judy was the best Bagwell

"Anything is better on a pole" - Vince Russo

 

[FallingEdge]

How do we feel about wet eggs?

wet eggs?

buff was attractive but he was a dick. no thanks. not on my fave five hot bodies of wcw.

Fav Five Mirin WCW Bodies

1) Stunning Steve Austin
2) Rick Rude
3) 90s Surfer Sting
4) Eddie Guerrero
5) Diamond Stud Scott Hall

 

[strobogo]

Buff gets really shitty soon. He was never the same after the neck injury. He was also terrible as a face.

 

[Entropia]

Mirin' WCW bodies:

1) Scott Steiner
2) Lex Luger
3) Buff Bagwell

 

[jmdajr]

- Plain eggs are fine. Make sure you know how to cook them properly.
- Ketchup in the fridge for me.
- Raisin bread and pb is gdlk

Well I do like hard boiled eggs plain, but otherwise not really.

 

[slightconfuse]

Rick rude mmmmmmmmmm

 

[Spider from Mars]

wet eggs?

Like over easy and shit.

 

[strobogo]

That gif gives Nazaaay's gorn a run for its money.

 

[Sokantish]

over easy is great

 

[strobogo]

Fav Five Mirin WCW Bodies


1. Scott Steiner (pre and post nWo)
2. Goldberg
3. Dean Malenko
4. Stacy Keibler
5. Liz (1997ish on)

 

[FallingEdge]

Well I do like hard boiled eggs plain, but otherwise not really.

Yeah, I like making scrambled eggs and eating them with salt and pepper. All I need. I do enjoy salsa though.

greatest scrambled eggs I have ever made

Like over easy and shit.

Ah. Runny eggs. Yes. Love them.

 

[BronsonLee]

Unless its an omelet or scrambled with Portugese Sausage and rice, get that shitty egg out of my face

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Fave Five WCW Flex Friends:

5. Wrath
4. Buff Bagwell
3. Lex Luger
2. Scott Steiner
1. Batista in his Power Plant tryout

 

[jmdajr]

Wow, we doing a most jacked top five? Hmm I would have to think.

 

[strobogo]

Wrath is a good call, but only once he returned and got his mini Goldberg push. Dude was pudgy for a while.


Honorable mentions: Booker T, Chris Benoit, Disco Inferno, Norman Smiley, SWOLE, The YETAY, and Z-Gangasta.

 

[FallingEdge]

Wow, we doing a most jacked top five? Hmm I would have to think.

I was just going off of the bodies I would like to achieve in WCW. Like Steiner is visually impressive but there is no way in hell I would get that. Big Poppa Pump was too damn much. Impressive but not for me.

Wrath is a good call, but only once he returned and got his mini Goldberg push. Dude was pudgy for a while.


Honorable mentions: Booker T, Chris Benoit, Disco Inferno, Norman Smiley, SWOLE, The YETAY, and Z-Gangasta.

I totally forgot about Norman. That man was jacked.

 

[jmdajr]

Fuck people are pushy today. I'm about to go Big Show here.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Going to cry a bunch?

 

[Miss Riot]

fave five guys I would consider marrying due to looks:

1-disco inferno, looks so approachable and friendly and he isnt afraid to get silly
2-van hammer, always had a thing for sammy hagar
3-

I don't think there's anyone else. I don't remember enough wcw. no to dean malenko, looks like an older dad.

 

[jmdajr]

 

[strobogo]

That's what I like about Dean. I'm about his size and I'd like to look like that hard ass suburban dad who gives really hard hand shakes and wears stain resistant Dockers as he gives gutbusters to delinquent teenagers in the neighborhood.

 

[krae_man]

It's a McFarlane figure, it's going to be fancy and expensive.

The Simpsons McFarlane figures were only expensive.

Well the Island of Dr Hibbert set is cool, but overall they were just more expensive and not as good as the Playmates line.

 

[Miss Riot]

That's what I like about Dean. I'm about his size and I'd like to look like that hard ass suburban dad who gives really hard hand shakes and wears stain resistant Dockers as he gives gutbusters to delinquent teenagers in the neighborhood.

that's all I see when I see him. your reviews are the best.

 

[FallingEdge]

That's what I like about Dean. I'm about his size and I'd like to look like that hard ass suburban dad who gives really hard hand shakes and wears stain resistant Dockers as he gives gutbusters to delinquent teenagers in the neighborhood.

Nah man. Gotta go bigger. More vicious. Want to be like Norman Smiley. Beat up people for disrespecting you before doing the big wiggle.

Which reminds me, I want a bomber jacket.

 

[British Monsoon]

Lol, who's this Masked_Poster character posting crap like this on legitshook.com?

"Needs more Bo Dallas matches"

Fuuuuuuck no. Uh uh, no way. 'Classic Matches' and 'Bo Dallas' are two forces so opposed that it would break the very fabric of spacetime were the two to ever meet. Which, let's be realistic here, is a physical impossibility at best.

 

[krae_man]

No love for Alex Wright?

 

[strobogo]

Nah man. Gotta go bigger. More vicious. Want to be like Norman Smiley. Beat up people for disrespecting you before doing the big wiggle.

Which reminds me, I want a bomber jacket.

Vicious? Like SID!? Man, he was fucking crazy jacked when he first showed up. He was still in great shape even at the time of his leg injury, but dude was a straight up monster from 1989-1993ish.





WHY ME?!!?!?!?

 

[krae_man]

I wonder if he moved his cube in under 15 minutes.

 

[strobogo]

 

[Nocturnowl]

Where's my $300 Kane statue?

a) too much demand, they can't possibly make enough!
b) saving the best until last
c) Mere mortal hands could not sculpt such a statue to truly match Big Red's majesty

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Sid is probably the scariest person with his hairdo. His golden locks held him back!