Official 2008 Auto Racing thread (F1, Moto GP, WRC, NASCAR, etc)

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MidiSurf said:
I love our commentators, they have been joking about Massa last 3 minutes :lol

Which commentators and what are they saying? I've got the Asia feed here. The main commentator is an idiot, his colour man has to politely disagree and correct him all the time.
 
So much for Ferrari am doomed. If Massa wasn't an idiot, this should have been a 1-2 finish.
 
MidiSurf said:
I love our commentators, they have been joking about Massa last 3 minutes :lol

The UK commentators suck. They keep bullshitting. "here comes Raikonnen, who rarely ever makes mistakes". He spun off twice last week...

Pretty crappy race. It's a shame that Hamilton had pit troubles otherwise he may have contended with the Ferrari's.
 
A clean race by Iceman. I feel a bit bad for Hamilton though, he was killed with those pit-stops, and why did they fit the soft tires twice when he was infinitely faster with the hard tires?
 
FabCam said:
The UK commentators suck. They keep bullshitting. "here comes Raikonnen, who rarely ever makes mistakes". He spun off twice last week...
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Finnish commentators pretty much rule IMO. They are neutral and they do their job well. There was lot sympathy for Hamilton to day, Jarno and Nakajima got praises too.
 
John_B said:
A clean race by Iceman. I feel a bit bad for Hamilton though, he was killed with those pit-stops, and why did they fit the soft tires twice when he was infinitely faster with the hard tires?
Because he has to use both types of compounds.
 
Just glad Kimi's on the points board with a good haul. He's still playing catch up, but at least he's got something to build on now.

Massa on the other hand could be in serious trouble if he does this again. You simply cannot spin a car out while you're clear by yourself in second and expect to stay around long.
 
Fowler said:
Which commentators and what are they saying? I've got the Asia feed here. The main commentator is an idiot, his colour man has to politely disagree and correct him all the time.

Are you referring to the Star Sports one? The one with the loud voice and who always tries to talk his ass off at the start of races and who occasionally does the silent routine so you can "feel" or "hear" the amazing sound of the engine (completely fucking stupid if you ask me). And he also questioned whether there was something wrong with Massa's car after watching replay footage of the spin-out when it was quite obvious that Massa screwed up. That's the one right?
 
ElyrionX said:
Are you referring to the Star Sports one? The one with the loud voice and who always tries to talk his ass off at the start of races and who occasionally does the silent routine so you can "feel" or "hear" the amazing sound of the engine (completely fucking stupid if you ask me). And he also questioned whether there was something wrong with Massa's car after watching replay footage of the spin-out when it was quite obvious that Massa screwed up. That's the one right?

That's the one.

Today's Commentary Theme was, "Gosh, they're doing ALL THIS while driving at 300 kilometres per hour!"

Yeah, you're right, that IS impressive. No quarrel here. But then he said it again. And again. And again. AND AGAIN.
 
Shinobi said:
:lol Massa might be even worse sans TC than I even thought...it's so sad.
Apparently Massa spun out because of the lack of engine braking (which is also a driving aid that was removed for the 2008 season). He came too fast into the turn, so he let go of the throttle which made the rear slow down and go out of balance. The engine breaking aid would have kept the rear from slowing down in the same manner to keep the balance.
 
Acceptable performance from Ferrari.

I am not ready to put the blame entirely on Felipe for that spin. That is a very very odd accident to have on that part of the circuit. The amount of downforce at that point is ridiculously high. Only way you could really get it wrong there is if you take too much kerb and he didn't do that. Then again it is Massa. Maybe third damper again...

I am not too happy yet, I saw an STR Ferrari engine failure today. I am not confident about going to Bahrain with an engine on Kimi's car that's done the hottest race of the year onto possibly the year's worst race for engine's at Sakhir.

Exceptional performance from Kubica. Heidfeld was unlucky and why didn't he repeat his FL performance more consistently? Really bewildering driving.

Also a solid drives from Trulli and Webber. Pleased to see the Toyota improving again. In 2005 they were pretty damn consistent, shame they went off the boil.
 
Fowler said:
That's the one.

Today's Commentary Theme was, "Gosh, they're doing ALL THIS while driving at 300 kilometres per hour!"

Yeah, you're right, that IS impressive. No quarrel here. But then he said it again. And again. And again. AND AGAIN.

Yep, he's extremely annoying. One time last season he had this really bad throat and he was speaking with this croaky voice the entire race which got worse as the race progressed. It was actually pretty funny.

He also seems to spout plenty of rubbish that are either obviously untrue or are founded on very dubious reasoning.
 
Ben Edwards über Alles.

Also

"'We should put it in the mouth and not in the eye"
-Kimi @ Malaysia 2008 Post Race Press Conference

Wise words indeed.

ALSO.

Autosport said:
Formula One television coverage in the UK will return next year to the BBC following 12 seasons with ITV, the Formula One Administration announced today.

The BBC lost its rights to Formula One after the 1996 season, and it was since covered by ITV, with Martin Brundle serving as commentator for the past 12 years, alongside former BBC commentator Murray Walker and later ITV commentator James Allen.

F1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone has now concluded a five-year deal that will see Formula One return to BBC Sports, which will also have exclusive rights to radio, mobile and internet broadcasting.

"I am delighted to conclude this new deal with the BBC," Ecclestone commented. "It is an exciting time in Formula One and the BBC has some innovative new ideas to consolidate and expand our UK fan base."

Dominic Coles, BBC Sport Director of Sport Rights, added: "The biggest motorsporting event in the world is returning home after 12 years.

"We were delighted when Bernie Ecclestone approached us about the return of F1 to the BBC. F1 is a crown jewel of sports broadcasting, so to bring the rights back to their traditional home from 2009 is tremendously exciting.

"Fans will be able to enjoy uninterrupted, state of the art and innovative coverage from BBC Sport, across all of our TV, radio and new media platforms, for the first time since 1996."
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/65897

:D :D :D

NO MORE FUCKING ADVERTS.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i8gB8-9sQGc&feature=related

That is what you use my license money for. THAT is what you use my license money for.

ALSO.

BBC have a dedicated HD channel....:D
 
Great win by Kimi. I feel really bad for Massa, but at least Kimi got first place :D

Also, when Hamilton had to change tires and the pit stop time was 19.9 I was so happy. I really don't want him to have such a big advantage so early on (Actually, I'd rather Kimi beat him in all the races).
I really hoped something like that happens, and when it does the time is my birthday date (September 19th) :lol pretty cool

Either way, next race I'd love for a duel between the two winners.
 
Formula 1's Manchester United win again. Dull race.

The wonderkid looked ordinary all weekend mainly due to McLaren's inability to choose the right tyres. For nigh on two years now they've been steadfastly choosing the wrong tyre options in the race. They should hire Dita Von Teese, at least she knows something about rubber.

Enjoyed Trulli's drive today, especially in the closing stages with the chosen one fast approaching. Great job.

Next year I'm hoping the BBC see sense and we won't have to listen about how McLaren 'kippered' the first pitstop courtesy of James "Cock" Allen. I saw something the other day on an F1 board that had quotes from a BBC director of sports that said they were going to make it 'a bit like Top Gear' and have primarily Richard Hammond presenting the build up and analysis bits, no word on commentary teams yet.
 
cilonen said:
Next year I'm hoping the BBC see sense and we won't have to listen about how McLaren 'kippered' the first pitstop courtesy of James "Cock" Allen. I saw something the other day on an F1 board that had quotes from a BBC director of sports that said they were going to make it 'a bit like Top Gear' and have primarily Richard Hammond presenting the build up and analysis bits, no word on commentary teams yet.

Richard Hammond? :lol
Doesn't Jeremy always laughs about how he never watches any form of racing?
That could be really interesting. Too bad I don't get the British commentary (Not that the Israeli commentary is bad. It's just that watching Hammond commentate would be really cool).
 
flsh said:
Richard Hammond? :lol
Doesn't Jeremy always laughs about how he never watches any form of racing?
That could be really interesting. Too bad I don't get the British commentary (Not that the Israeli commentary is bad. It's just that watching Hammond commentate would be really cool).

Yeah, Hammond's said many times on TG that he doesn't even watch F1 'cos he thinks it's boring. I'm not sure it would work too well, but then again, I'm not sure of the source either. Hopefully it won't be back to the "and now over to the Brazillian GP where the drivers are on their third lap..." ways of old.
 
Good to see the F1 coverage is going to the BBC, I just hope they don't mess with the formula too much. K

Keep Martin Brundle and get rid of James Allen, all they need to do.
 
Massa is shit. Sauber days revisited.

Without Jean Todt at the helm he's gone next season. His manager can't run to daddy - Alonso or Vettel will replace Massa at Ferrari next season.
 
cilonen said:
Hopefully it won't be back to the "and now over to the Brazillian GP where the drivers are on their third lap..." ways of old.
"So, with Piquet leading on lap 20 of 55 we'll end our F1 coverage for today. Now, let's see how Yorkshire are doing in the cricket" those were the days.

Regarding the BBC: Great, I've hated the ITV coverage. Although, knowing the BBC, alongside all the usual statistics of race positions, pitstops, laptimes, yellow flags etc, they'll probably have some sort of 'how much CO2 has been produced by each team' on display, along with the number of polar bears who've died since the start of the race.

Regarding Hammond: Odd choice, he hates F1. If he and the TG team took over, I'd imagine them all taking the piss out of the drivers for 2 hours. Could be fun!

Regarding the race: Boring. The only enjoyable moment was watching Massa fall off.
 
The finnish comm is neutral? hardly,
they spunk into each other's mouths repeating KIMI KIMI KIMI over and over.
Kimi Mattius Rakkonen! Espoo! Finland!

hardly neutral? just because they dont hate hamilton or, the worst sin: support Alonso.

Also, Allen today, shit stirring the rift with Alonso.
Pfttttt, the guy is a Moran.
 
And there you have it folks, as to why Kimi is champion and Massa is not.

For the first 18 laps, with equal fuel loads, Massa managed to put 1.9sec between him and Kimi. Once Kimi passed Massa in the pits, he put 4.9sec in 10 laps, before Massa had a craving for some Taco Bell in the middle of a chicane and decided to quit the race to have some tacos. :lol
 
Templar Wizard said:
The finnish comm is neutral? hardly,
they spunk into each other's mouths repeating KIMI KIMI KIMI over and over.
Kimi Mattius Rakkonen! Espoo! Finland!

hardly neutral? just because they dont hate hamilton or, the worst sin: support Alonso.

Also, Allen today, shit stirring the rift with Alonso.
Pfttttt, the guy is a Moran.

I still consider finnish commentators neutral. Ofcourse it's big deal if Kimi, Heikki or Rosberg wins. They are finnish afterall but they praise all drivers equally.

They also don't say Kimi or Heikki are some kind of god like drivers. They don't start compering them to schumacher or anything like that.

And the most important part, they are focusing on the race not on singel driver/s.
 
The ITV commentators are crap. Both James Allen and Martin Brundle are annoying to listen to. When they aren't saying "Lewis" or "Hamilton" every other word, it's usually about something no one cares about. They miss obvious stuff on the track on a regular basis.

Now, I don't get any other language, but the Speed TV commentary is second to none! Hobbs, Varsha and Machett are amazing, and they each have something to contribute. I love listening to Matchett point out technical stuff that no one picks up on.
 
Sorry Surf, but you are dead wrong, i guess its your finnish programming, not allowing you to criticise anything Finnish.
Directive 4: Classified... etc


Speedtv IS funny.

Brazil last year:

'This fight comes down to 3 men: The blonde, blue eyed Kimi, the dark featured Alonso, and... uh... Lewis Hamilton'
 
DarkJediKnight said:
The ITV commentators are crap. Both James Allen and Martin Brundle are annoying to listen to. When they aren't saying "Lewis" or "Hamilton" every other word, it's usually about something no one cares about. They miss obvious stuff on the track on a regular basis.

Now, I don't get any other language, but the Speed TV commentary is second to none! Hobbs, Varsha and Machett are amazing, and they each have something to contribute. I love listening to Matchett point out technical stuff that no one picks up on.

Matchett's books are superb. His first one (Life in the Fast Lane, published in 2004 in the UK) is one of my all time favourites - the story of him as a mechanic in the Benetton team in 1994. He was originally going to write in 1993, but didn't get round to starting so postponed a year not expecting to encounter in the course of a single year the passing of a living legend (Senna), some of the darkest moments in the sport, and the birth and first championship of a new legend (Schumacher).

Highly recommend it.

They should also dig out Peter Windsor, he used to work for Speed and Sky Digital coverage - he used to be quite high up in the Williams team in the late eighties / early nineties and also used to write for F1 Racing magazine (might still do, I dropped my subscription a couple of years ago when it went more tabloid), but Windsor really knows his stuff too.
 
Templar Wizard said:
Sorry Surf, but you are dead wrong, i guess its your finnish programming, not allowing you to criticise anything Finnish.
Directive 4: Classified... etc
Yes, that must be it.
 
cilonen said:
Matchett's books are superb. His first one (Life in the Fast Lane, published in 2004 in the UK) is one of my all time favourites - the story of him as a mechanic in the Benetton team in 1994. He was originally going to write in 1993, but didn't get round to starting so postponed a year not expecting to encounter in the course of a single year the passing of a living legend (Senna), some of the darkest moments in the sport, and the birth and first championship of a new legend (Schumacher).

Highly recommend it.

They should also dig out Peter Windsor, he used to work for Speed and Sky Digital coverage - he used to be quite high up in the Williams team in the late eighties / early nineties and also used to write for F1 Racing magazine (might still do, I dropped my subscription a couple of years ago when it went more tabloid), but Windsor really knows his stuff too.

Peter Windsor still works for Speedtv. He does all the pre-race interviews on the grid and chimes in from time to time on race retirements and other tidbits.
 
I think the most impartial and genuinely funny group of commenters is the Speed TV crew. Bob Varsha is the play by play man with Matchett is the former Benetton mechanic with great stories about all of Benetton's run ins with the FIA and Michael's brilliance early on. Then of course, the best color man in the business... DAVID HOBBS.... KABLAMOOOOO!!! :lol (think Jeremy Clarkson with F1 experience)

Solid race out of Kimi but Massa needs to step his game up before the Italian press starts calling for Luca Badoer to be put in... :lol

Kubica did well, but I was surprised at Heidfeld's lack of pace. I thought when Lewis came out in front of him on cold tires after his stop that Quick Nick would have a good run at him, before you knew it, Lewis cut Trulli's lead while Nick was still marching in place.

If one thing comes from Bahrain, I hope its Ferrari changing the way the livery is currently set up, the car look empty! Almost like one of the back markers in Nascar that don't have sponsors. I think tobacco adverts are allowed in Bahrain, so the Marlboro logos will probably be back on the Ferrari and hopefully from then on out they will at least go back to the barcode design from last year and fill the car up.

Oh, did everyone catch the McLaren spinnaz' after Lewis' botched stop! :lol
 
Massa's spin was definitely an engine braking error from where I was sitting (on my couch) :lol

Sad to see Hamilton's chances ruined by a bad pit stop, but he wasn't exactly tearing up the track before that. The McLaren seemed WAY to stiff for this track. I also think going +1 on front downforce was a mistake. Car never seemed right. I think his right front brake was probably overheated (from the pit crew again fucking up the stop and not putting the cooling covers on right) and causing him to slow down. Kovalainen had a nice run so I don't know if you can blame all the problems on car setup.

Kimi is the iceman. Esp. vs. "mavrick" massa. I would of liked to see him race/trounce Massa all day but he did the right thing backing off and matching pace with Kubica once Massa crashed.
 
Not seen it mentioned here yet, but Hamilton went the full race without water, which must be quite unpleasant, given how tough an F1 race is physically.
 
iapetus said:
Not seen it mentioned here yet, but Hamilton went the full race without water, which must be quite unpleasant, given how tough an F1 race is physically.

Hmm did he not have water or was it just to hot? Kubica commented that he was switching to tea next race cause his water was so hot :lol
 
I actually love the Speed crew, they are mostly impartial, will make fun of anyone, and allways do a great job picking up on stuff (like the Barrichello DQ in Australia) before the international feed does.

Three things I want changed for next year.

1) SpeedTV in HD without sattelite (likely)
2) FIA springing for HD cameras (not probable, but it has to happen some time)
3) FIA letting the locals decide what to show, because Im tired of watching lewis when he isnt even racing and not in contention. The speed guys do a good job of keeping tabs on where the racing is, but it would be great to see it (extremely unlikely).
 
Flo_Evans said:
Hmm did he not have water or was it just to hot? Kubica commented that he was switching to tea next race cause his water was so hot :lol

No water. From the itv-f1 article:

Hamilton had to drive the notoriously hot and physically demanding race without a water supply after a problem with the McLaren's drink system, and was encouraged by how well he had coped.

"The great thing is that even though I didn't have any water I was able to drive the race and I feel fine, better than last year," he said.
 
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