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[eznark]

When did The Cuban Wild Thing start pitching right handed? Oh, the Reds have two wildly inconsistent young arms in the back end of the pen? That'll work.

 

[h3ro]

 

[sangreal]

Written a glove story? Michael Kay trying out new catch phrases?

 

[eznark]

The fuck was Isringhausen doing there? Why dive into the pile like that?

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Why must you make me look like an animal by describing that play like that right after me?

My bad bro, was just trying to prove an earlier point of mine about these out of shape umps having bad angles on plays. U ain't no animal lol

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Pauly slowing down a little offensively but his D is really helping us out. YA HEAR ALEX AND GORDO? FUCKING IDIOTS

 

[Macattk15]

FUCK. BOB. DAVIDSON.

Two terrible calls in 4 innings.

 

[rando14]

Ahahahahahaha Jesus this first base ump is a clown.

 

[eznark]

David Wright, terrible at baseball.

 

[Macattk15]

God damn such fucking bullshit.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

David Wright, terrible at baseball.

Terrible at fielding.

 

[Doytch]

What happened to Freeman? He doesn't look like the ugliest person alive anymore.

 

[CajoleJuice]

David Wright, terrible at baseball.

Ryan Braun is impressed with his fielding at 3B

 

[dvolovets]

Somebody stop the bleeding!!! Damn it, Twins.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Written a glove story? Michael Kay trying out new catch phrases?

oh god noooooooooooooo

 

[rando14]

Oh my god @ the rangers-twins game...

 

[jakncoke]

McDonald been flirting with disaster. Hopefully we can score a few runs before he starts making out with disaster and the walls cave in.

 

[Malo]

Lol Little League ballpark.

Lol mariners.

 

[eznark]

Ryan Braun is impressed with his fielding at 3B

Ryan Braun is man enough to try and hide in the outfield. Braun is also man enough to like ladies.

 

[talisayNon]

#6org

 

[rando14]

AHAHAHA oh my god what a night. Hahahaha oh man I can't take any more of this.

 

[CajoleJuice]

oh god i'm going to die

oh god

oh god

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Fuck Wright, damn error. Bases loaded Two outs, Phillips at the plate. Work sum magic Izzy!

 

[Macattk15]

Lol mariners.

Lol junior member.

 

[eznark]

oh god i'm going to die

oh god

oh god

 

[Lambtron]

The Rangers are going to tire themselves out swinging the bats and running the bases, and the Twins are going to win the next three. Lose by one, or lose by twenty one, it's still one loss. All according to keikaku.

 

[Y2Kev]

omg omg omg omg om gomg omg

FUCK YOU REDS YOU AM SHIT

 

[Doytch]

Oh my god @ the rangers-twins game...

And yet...

 

[Malo]

Lol junior member.

Hey : (

 

[Macattk15]

Holy fuck? 22 hits in 5 innings?

And yet...

Is that Bryce Harper when he is 65?

 

[Vargas]

He struck him out, and the ball game is over!! Mets win 4-2!

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

He struck him out, and the ball game is over!! Mets win 4-2!

Izzy with three straight saves!

 

[eznark]

thank god

Holy fuck? 22 hits in 5 innings?

W-O-W

 

[Lambtron]

Holy fuck? 22 hits in 5 innings?

Blackburn gave up half of those, and Gardenhire went to the flotsam right away.

 

[GhostWriter24]

Put it in the books, Mets winnnnnn (thanks for the heart attack, assholes).

 

[CajoleJuice]

METS WIN

 

[jakncoke]

Holy fuck? 22 hits in 5 innings?




Is that Bryce Harper when he is 65?

holy fuck.

 

[Doytch]

Holy fuck? 22 hits in 5 innings?

Is that Bryce Harper when he is 65?

Bill James.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

METS WIN

Oh shit Braun a part of Celebrity Jersey Shore?

 

[eznark]

METS WIN

Sadly for America, those shirts make him more money than his salary

Oh shit Braun a part of Celebrity Jersey Shore?

He owns that shirt company

 

[Doytch]

Sadly for America, those shirts make him more money than his salary

Damn Jewish conspiracy.

 

[DevelopmentArrested]

lol seattle. they are never going to win again

 

[rando14]

lol seattle. they are never going to win again

God I hope so.

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22 hits allowed in 5 innings, along with 143 pitches thrown.

 

[jakncoke]

would be funny if the record fell.

The most hits in a 9-inning game was in 1992 by Milwaukee against the Toronto Blue Jays, in which they had 31 hits and beat the Blue Jays 22-2.

 

[Doytch]

^^ Hilarious that the record is against a team that won the WS. <3 beisbol

Similarly, the highest ERA by a qualifying pitcher ever is Roy Halladay.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Seattle Mariners, terrible at baseball

 

[eznark]

The most hits in a 9-inning game was in 1992 by Milwaukee against the Toronto Blue Jays, in which they had 31 hits and beat the Blue Jays 22-2.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU MOLITOR!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Lambtron]

Can't score off Dumatrait? :jakncoke

 

[The_Inquisitor]

I stopped watching at 6 because I knew it was over. My MLB app won't stop buzzing my phone!

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

God I hope so.

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22 hits allowed in 5 innings, along with 143 pitches thrown.