BlueTsunami
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BamYouHaveAids said:
I googled the pharse, found that image, and fired one off. u mad?
Dear...god. Heres the original larger version...
BamYouHaveAids said:
I googled the pharse, found that image, and fired one off. u mad?
Don't tease me. I'm skipping my squat workout for the second Sunday in a row todayBlueTsunami said:Dear...god. Heres the original larger version...
beelzebozo said:i postulate that there will come a day when my knees will give. not gradually wearing away, mind you, but just suddenly one of my kneecaps will explode while i'm running and i'll be like an air force pilot whose wings have been summarily robbed of him :/
that said, this is the future, baby, and i feel assured that scientists will be able to just graft on a piece of metal that will replace and one-up the bottom half of my leg that i've used for so long.
we have the technology.
. . . we can rebuild him.
FUCK! really? I can never over do calves I try and try and I can't do anything to them, what do you do for your calves?Christopher said:ugh I overdid my calves again...FUCK
Jirotrom said:FUCK! really? I can never over do calves I try and try and I can't do anything to them, what do you do for your calves?
what are those? Its pretty annoying, a few years back I got to the point of leg pressing 9 45s on each side of the machine but My calves never gained an inch.BlueTsunami said:I know your asking Chris but do Donkey Raises (if your gym has the right machine with weights)
Jirotrom said:what are those?
BlueTsunami said:Its the same Calve Raising machine but instead the pad used goes against your lower back and you get a much better extension.
Heres a GIF of it...
As far as Leg Presses go, unless your somehow flexing your calves with the Leg Presses, your calves shouldn't be worked at all. Now with the correct machine (or even jus putting a weight on your thigh and raising your calves), you should get a great workout for that area.
yea... its one of my focuses... im going to start dedicating a day out of my week to calf exercises.Captain Glanton said:Quoted for posterity.
For calves, I can't say often enough that you should try running sprints up a long, steep hill. Good stuff.
BlueTsunami said:
ditto.Uncooked said::lol nice linking.
Anyways I have the same problem with calves. Honestly I have pretty much given up, I have tried everything and the gains over the past couple years have been extremely minimal.
Uncooked said::lol nice linking.
Anyways I have the same problem with calves. Honestly I have pretty much given up, I have tried everything and the gains over the past couple years have been extremely minimal.
BlueTsunami said:;_;
Fricken site. But do Donkey Raises! Even though Calves are very hard to develop if you've got no meat on em'.
i need a picture of this or vid? Im afraid to search because of what I may find...BlueTsunami said:;_;
Fricken site. But do Donkey Raises! Even though Calves are very hard to develop if you've got no meat on em'.
Elbows are supposed to be forward, but it's not super important to keep them as high as in the clean.YYZ said:Question about shoulder press.
When the bar is at its lowest position (on the shoulders), are the elbows supposed to be sticking out forward while the wrists are bent back (palms facing up holding the bar)? I find this position very difficult and awkward to press from because my wrists are bent back.
Chichikov said:Elbows are supposed to be forward, but it's not super important to keep them as high as in the clean.
Try to keep them as high as you're comfortable with; unless you have bad wrists, the discomfort you should go away as your flexibility improves.
I know this is a question of terminology, but AFIAK military press means heels together and strict shoulder angel (close to 90 degrees from the bar).MrToughPants said:That's a military press. Shoulder press grip is wider with your biceps almost parallel to the bar.
Chichikov said:I know this is a question of terminology, but AFIAK military press means heels together and strict shoulder angel (close to 90 degrees from the bar).
But regardless of its name, I believe that having your biceps parallel to the bar on the press is problematic as it puts unnecessary stress on the shoulders, make it hard to keep proper form, and actually result in shorter displacement of the bar, making the press less effective.
BlueTsunami said:Dear...god. Heres the original larger version...
your avvy is so perfect for this pic.Mr. Snrub said:Mine's bigger.
Mr. Snrub said:Chichikov is right. Regardless of your foot position, you should have your shoulder in front of the bar, though not as pronounced as the clean rack position. Not doing this puts a LOT of stress on the shoulders, especially as weight gets heavy. With 225+ pounds in the incorrect rack position, the only thing keeping it in place is the shoulders. Elbows out allows the weight to be supported on top of the shoulders and body.
Watch these. All of them:
YYZ said:Question about shoulder press.
demon said:So hey, what's the deal with sushi? Is it bad for you in any way? It's got lots of white rice, and I'm pretty sure that's not great for keeping the fat off. I ask because all of a sudden I've had a crave for sushi and I don't know when it's going to go away.
I don't like these magazines, I used to read this and Men's Fitness, but now I just read FitnessRX which is a publication that I would categorize as a secondary source of scientific articles. The authors, all pretty highly credentialed, look at the latest scientific studies related to weightlifting and nutrition and basically review them. You probably won't find this at every store like Men's Health or Men's Fitness.Mr.City said:What's the general impression about advice from Men's Health?
My favorite mag... Ive been reading it ever since the first... they do such a great job.YYZ said:I don't like these magazines, I used to read this and Men's Fitness, but now I just read FitnessRX which is a publication that I would categorize as a secondary source of scientific articles. The authors, all pretty highly credentialed, look at the latest scientific studies related to weightlifting and nutrition and basically review them. You probably won't find this at every store like Men's Health or Men's Fitness.
Men's Health and Men's Fitness have degraded almost to the level of lad mags imo.
STOP TAUNTING ME.Mr. Snrub said:Mine's bigger.
Cool. Tonight I'll be resting anyhow.Captain Glanton said:Squirrel, I'll do you tomorrow. I need to read and sleep.
Your diet looks reasonable to me, I would probably change the cornflakes to something with a higher fiber content, but 178/75 is pretty decent, so you probably don't need to drastically change anything.viciouskillersquirrel said:OK guys, I've resolved to do what I've been meaning to do since I was thirteen and get myself into shape. I'm currently trying to get rid of the gut, love handles and manboobs while simultaneously increasing the size of my arms and shoulders. I'd also like a V-shaped torso and a stronger back.
I currently weigh 75kg at 178cm tall. If I lost all the fat from my torso, I'd be about as skinny as Barack Obama although I do have reasonably thick legs (esp. calf muscles). Basically, the bottom half is strong, the top half is weak and the middle is flabby.
The steps I'm taking:
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Diet:
- Breakfast:- 100g of Corn Flakes with reduced-fat milk and a banana
- Morning snack:- Another piece of fruit (or two)
- Lunch:- 150g meat/fish/chicken portion with a salad (supermarket salad mix, tomato and cucumber) and a slice of toast
- Afternoon snack:- ??? (please suggest something cheap and readily available in terms of low fat protein)
- Dinner:- 250g portion of meat and vegetables
Exercise (The bit I need the most help with):
- Monday to Friday:- 2 x 20 minute brisk walks
- Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday :- 3 x 25 sit-ups, 3 x 10 bench press, 3 x 10 tricep pushups, 3 x 10 curls (each arm), 3 x 10 I-forget-what-they're-called-but-they-exercise-your-lats (same action as a rowing machine, if that helps)
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What I need are suggestions as to what to do about the afternoon snack as well as tips on what to change vis a vis the exercise routine, since I'm almost certain I'm doing it wrong. Can anyone help?
Please note that I have bad knees, so low impact exercise is essential. Also, the only exercise equipment I own are an exercise mat, an adjustable benchpress, a barbell and a pair of dumbells.
YYZ said:I don't like these magazines, I used to read this and Men's Fitness, but now I just read FitnessRX which is a publication that I would categorize as a secondary source of scientific articles. The authors, all pretty highly credentialed, look at the latest scientific studies related to weightlifting and nutrition and basically review them. You probably won't find this at every store like Men's Health or Men's Fitness.
Men's Health and Men's Fitness have degraded almost to the level of lad mags imo.
Chichikov said:Your diet looks reasonable to me, I would probably change the cornflakes to something with a higher fiber content, but 178/75 is pretty decent, so you probably don't need to drastically change anything.
Your training regime I would change a bit more -
20 minutes walk is pretty weak for cardio, I would seriously consider upping the intensity. If your main goal is weight loss and you're short on time, HIIT provide a very cost effective option.
As for your strength training, you're ignoring your biggest muscle groups -
So first and foremost I would add squats and deallifts to your training, note that you will need a barbell rack for the squat, do you have access to one?
I would also recommend you do some shoulder presses and if you know how some power cleans.
Other then that, I would change the triceps pushups (or at least augment them) with skull crushers and add pull ups. if you're running out of time/energy, just reduce the number of biceps curls you're doing, 3 a week is a lot.
viciouskillersquirrel said:OK guys, I've resolved to do what I've been meaning to do since I was thirteen and get myself into shape. I'm currently trying to get rid of the gut, love handles and manboobs while simultaneously increasing the size of my arms and shoulders. I'd also like a V-shaped torso and a stronger back.
I currently weigh 75kg at 178cm tall. If I lost all the fat from my torso, I'd be about as skinny as Barack Obama although I do have reasonably thick legs (esp. calf muscles). Basically, the bottom half is strong, the top half is weak and the middle is flabby.
The steps I'm taking:
******************************
Diet:
- Breakfast:- 100g of Corn Flakes with reduced-fat milk and a banana
- Morning snack:- Another piece of fruit (or two)
- Lunch:- 150g meat/fish/chicken portion with a salad (supermarket salad mix, tomato and cucumber) and a slice of toast
- Afternoon snack:- ??? (please suggest something cheap and readily available in terms of low fat protein)
- Dinner:- 250g portion of meat and vegetables
Exercise (The bit I need the most help with):
- Monday to Friday:- 2 x 20 minute brisk walks
- Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday :- 3 x 25 sit-ups, 3 x 10 bench press, 3 x 10 tricep pushups, 3 x 10 curls (each arm), 3 x 10 I-forget-what-they're-called-but-they-exercise-your-lats (same action as a rowing machine, if that helps)
******************************
What I need are suggestions as to what to do about the afternoon snack as well as tips on what to change vis a vis the exercise routine, since I'm almost certain I'm doing it wrong. Can anyone help?
Please note that I have bad knees, so low impact exercise is essential. Also, the only exercise equipment I own are an exercise mat, an adjustable benchpress, a barbell and a pair of dumbells.
High Intensity Interval Training.SuperAndroid17 said:Could you explain HIIT a little further? Whats that mean?
MrToughPants said:The links don't work.
I was pointing out the difference between the two lifts. :lol
military press (shoulders pointing in)
seated shoulder press (shoulders pointing out)
Naked Snake said:How many days should I be resting if I do a full body workout every time I go to the gym. I've read varying numbers ranging from as little as 48 hours up to 10 days!
I know the best answer is probably "Listen to your body; if you feel sore and/or tired, rest another day" or something... Doing this I usually take a 4 day rest, sometimes 5 if my last workout was grueling, but I think maybe I'm overdoing it with resting and thus not maximizing my gains.
Use with common sense. People hate the mag, but if you're an intelligent fella... you'll take the nutrition, cooking and lifestyle tips and apply them as needed.Mr.City said:What's the general impression about advice from Men's Health?
tombur said:Would HIIT be one of the best ways to improve my sprint speed? Is there any other techniques I can use?
SuperAndroid17 said:Whats a good analysis on sleep?
How many hours of sleep should you get after a day of a physical workout? Is taking naps bad for you? I keep hearing from the damn old people that sleeping too much makes you fat.
Not really.tombur said:Would HIIT be one of the best ways to improve my sprint speed? Is there any other techniques I can use?