Oh, lord. My head hurts.
Pre-announcement: "NINTENDO IS SO LAME, THEY WILL NEVER GO ONLINE, REGGIES OFFICIALLY SAID IT'S A FAD UNTIL AT LEAST 2045, NINTENDO IS SO HILARIOUSLY DUMB THEY THINK ONLINE IS SPANISH FOR ONION, HO HO STUPID FANBOYS"
Post-announcement: "WELL GUH-DUHHHH, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS NINTENDO WAS GOING TO GO ONLINE, EVERYBODY KNEW THAT, I KNEW SINCE WHEN DINOSAURS EATED THE RAPTORS, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT THIS NON-NEWS, HO HO STUPID FANBOYS"
It's the ultimate paradox: who's the bigger fanboy? The person extremely excited about news, or the person who makes fun of the person who's extremely excited about news?
Eventually it goes into an infinite feedback loop that, sadly, causes the universe to implode.
-Cabel