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[Purple Cheeto]

having a bit of trouble filling the vikings so if you want to play cpu i can put them on AP blue. i might have someone in by tomorrow tho

Put them on AP and I'll take care of business tonight.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Put them on AP and I'll take care of business tonight.

doing it now

 

[DCX]

Gg DM. I was fuckballed to death :/

Ryan missed a ton of throws he has been making all season, frustrating!

DCX

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Gg DM. I was fuckballed to death :/

Ryan missed a ton of throws he has been making all season, frustrating!

DCX

the ol wiley vet still has some tricks up his sleeve!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

im going to need pheeniks' help big time down the stretch. pls beat the rams/seahawks pal

 

[DMczaf]

the ol wiley vet still has some tricks up his sleeve!

 

[ph33nix]

im going to need pheeniks' help big time down the stretch. pls beat the rams/seahawks pal

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

thinking back now, it might have been worth keeping smokin' Jay just so I can use those pics

 

[Smokey]

im going to need pheeniks' help big time down the stretch. pls beat the rams/seahawks pal

Rams and Seahawks are on the bubble too.

What does the magic 8 ball say

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Rams and Seahawks are on the bubble too.

What does the magic 8 ball say

we are all on the bubble but i dont trust myself to win these next few games (all of which are tough) so i need phee to help me get some distance

 

[Sokantish]

Can someone tell me how to play offense in this game? I can't run or pass. My defense seems to do alright, I guess

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Can someone tell me how to play offense in this game? I can't run or pass. My defense seems to do alright, I guess

Step 1: trade me your 1st round pick for Blaine gabbert

 

[Purple Cheeto]

Can someone tell me how to play offense in this game? I can't run or pass. My defense seems to do alright, I guess

You're 5th in the league at 96.3 rushing yards per game.

However you are also 31st in the league with 136.7 passing yards per game for a combined total of 30th in the league in offensive yards per game.

Given that I'm only a few spots ahead of you at 28th in the league in passing I can't really offer you any advice on how to improve there.

4 of the top 5 rushing offenses have elite running backs, but only 2 of the top 5 passing offenses have elite QBs. Edit: I didn't realize that Houston had Carson Palmer, so I guess that makes more sense as to how they are in the top 5 in passing yards.

4 of the top 5 passing offenses are also 4 of the top 5 offenses in total yards per game, the 5th sits at 6th in the league. Of course this is just raw yardage which can be misleading.

 

[BigAT]

You sent him dick pics?

 

[Sokantish]

You're 5th in the league at 96.3 rushing yards per game.

However you are also 31st in the league with 136.7 passing yards per game for a combined total of 30th in the league in offensive yards per game.

Given that I'm only a few spots ahead of you at 28th in the league in passing I can't really offer you any advice on how to improve there.

4 of the top 5 rushing offenses have elite running backs, but only 2 of the top 5 passing offenses have elite QBs. Edit: I didn't realize that Houston had Carson Palmer, so I guess that makes more sense as to how they are in the top 5 in passing yards.

4 of the top 5 passing offenses are also 4 of the top 5 offenses in total yards per game, the 5th sits at 6th in the league. Of course this is just raw yardage which can be misleading.

I thought I was doing awful at running! I guess other people are doing way worse.

I've only had three games with Murray having over 100 yards rushing. Seven games with him under 50 yards. Then a couple around 70-80. I guess I do run a bit with Carr and Reece had that one 96 yard run so that makes my numbers look a little better. My o-line seems to just collapse constantly

 

[Wellington]

Strange I am 23rd in both passing and rushing but 29th in total offense. I knew I should've traded OBJ when I had the chance for more beef upfront.

My pass D is atrocious and I am not sure what to do. Blitzing is much less effective than ever before, my guys are dead asleep in zone coverage, and my all pro corners get destroyed in man to man. My run D scheme that started from Madden 2010 has still been effective, I am 4th in the league this year against the run.

I am going to be looking to trade some pieces. I need help everywhere but I need to build this team the best way, from both lines out.

 

[Smokey]

Strange I am 23rd in both passing and rushing but 29th in total offense. I knew I should've traded OBJ when I had the chance for more beef upfront.

My pass D is atrocious and I am not sure what to do. Blitzing is much less effective than ever before, my guys are dead asleep in zone coverage, and my all pro corners get destroyed in man to man. My run D scheme that started from Madden 2010 has still been effective, I am 4th in the league this year against the run.

I am going to be looking to trade some pieces. I need help everywhere but I need to build this team the best way, from both lines out.

I offered you a bunch of picks for this season and next. You didn't even respond

 

[Wellington]

I offered you a bunch of picks for this season and next. You didn't even respond

I was working on a really awesome deal. I am sorry.

 

[Ferny]

I offered you a bunch of picks for this season and next. You didn't even respond

Don't worry he ignored me too. Assholeeeeeeee

 

[ph33nix]

Tonight I'm going to be sharing the stage with Yo-Yo Ma and we're going to be playing some GOD DAMN music. Most of you guys probably don't know what this means, but it's a childhood dream come true.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Tonight I'm going to be sharing the stage with Yo-Yo Ma and we're going to be playing some GOD DAMN music. Most of you guys probably don't know what this means, but it's a childhood dream come true.

I actually do and that is cool as hell. Congrats brah!

 

[DJ Bowser]

Tonight I'm going to be sharing the stage with Yo-Yo Ma and we're going to be playing some GOD DAMN music. Most of you guys probably don't know what this means, but it's a childhood dream come true.

Didn't know you were a musician!

Congrats, dude.

 

[Greg]

Tonight I'm going to be sharing the stage with Yo-Yo Ma and we're going to be playing some GOD DAMN music. Most of you guys probably don't know what this means, but it's a childhood dream come true.

that's awesome man - congrats!

 

[Ferny]

Tonight I'm going to be sharing the stage with Yo-Yo Ma and we're going to be playing some GOD DAMN music. Most of you guys probably don't know what this means, but it's a childhood dream come true.

Record it!

 

[Greg]

Record it!

*stream

 

[Splat]

I'm half convinced phee is just really high and attempting to insult us all by telling us he's spending the night with "yo mama"

 

[ph33nix]

I actually do and that is cool as hell. Congrats brah!

Didn't know you were a musician!

Congrats, dude.

that's awesome man - congrats!

Thanks bros!

Record it!

I totally would, but I'll get fired. We got a notice yesterday saying "Mr. Ma's contract stipulates that there be security guards by the entrance, so you must come in from the back" and shit like "No guests or recording equipment allowed WHATSOEVER"

This is what we're doing though, definitely worth a listen if you want to hear some great shit from the romantic literature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PxqRevxO_k

I'm half convinced phee is just really high and attempting to insult us all by telling us he's spending the night with "yo mama"

This is likely

 

[Sokantish]

Oh, I thought Yo-Yo Ma was a rapper

 

[Splat]

Seriously though, grats phee!

 

[DMczaf]

Tonight I'm going to be sharing the stage with Yo-Yo Ma and we're going to be playing some GOD DAMN music. Most of you guys probably don't know what this means, but it's a childhood dream come true.

Why the fuck you on stage with yo mama? Your dreams ain't shit and you ain't gonna be shit, play your Madden games and STFU!













congrats

 

[BigAT]

That's neat and all, but I played Dota with Merlini.

 

[Sokantish]

I saw the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in person at Disney World, so I dunno. Grats, I guess, ph33

 

[Nightz]

I've played Madden against Luke Smith.

 

[BigAT]

Record it!

Hey, remember when you said Lamar Odom was dead yesterday and he's still alive?

 

[Ferny]

Hey, remember when you said Lamar Odom was dead yesterday and he's still alive?

I saw some places said he passed and got sad!

 

[ph33nix]

Oh yeah we played on this Pro-AM court last night. It was pretty glorious. DJ Bowser going to have a hard on looking at this.

 

[CB3]

Tonight I'm going to be sharing the stage with Yo-Yo Ma and we're going to be playing some GOD DAMN music. Most of you guys probably don't know what this means, but it's a childhood dream come true.

So you are gonna be playing the Metal Gear Rising soundtrack!?

 

[cdyhybrid]

^ That court is amazing.

 

[Greg]

you can create custom courts?

 

[DMczaf]

you can create custom courts?

Coffee House Court

 

[Ferny]

Dunkin Deeznuts lmao

 

[Greg]

Coffee House Court

I'd own my first basketball game since Jordan vs. Bird

 

[McNei1y]

Gonna be grabbing 2k soon. Do we have a club?

 

[eznark]

My Steam link and controller are supposed to be here tomorrow.

 

[Wellington]

I met Matthew Berry AND FMT once.

Congrats Ph33.

 

[eznark]

I met Barry Melrose.

I win

 

[Wellington]

I met Barry Melrose.

I win

You tweeted at me once.

Game over.

 

[Purple Cheeto]

Tonight I'm going to be sharing the stage with Yo-Yo Ma and we're going to be playing some GOD DAMN music. Most of you guys probably don't know what this means, but it's a childhood dream come true.

Isn't he like the Kenny G of Violin?

Spoiler

Just kidding, congrats bro!

 

[eznark]

You tweeted at me once.

Game over.

YOU'RE FAMOUS

 

[mastershake]

Uh I met Joakim Noah (by proxy)

No way i don't win