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Official Madden '16 PS4 Online league thread: DOTA says

DJ Bowser

Member
Oh yeah we played on this Pro-AM court last night. It was pretty glorious. DJ Bowser going to have a hard on looking at this.

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How could I be expected to play basketball with such a throbbing erection?!
 

Ferny

Member
Honestly, if we should be jealous of anyone it's Eznark.

He basically walks around saying racist things at will and has a silver name plate at a country club.
 
My executive board is basically planning a Red Wedding for the full board on monday. It's going to be incredible.

I imagine something more like that DirecTV commercial:

"It's going to be fun firing all of you"

David Jaffe sent me a PS2 slim and like 40 1st party titles

Dang. He was a guest speaker for a class I had in college and all he did was answer my questions and give me a free copy of Killzone 1 (that I never opened and is in a box in my closet somewhere).

Honestly, if we should be jealous of anyone it's Eznark.

He basically walks around saying racist things at will and has a silver name plate at a country club.

And he spent a weekend with SKID ROW.
 

DJ Bowser

Member
only if you won both games

you're always a winner in my book, Bowser
He's like 6'5. He wrecked me in 21 and I narrowly lost in HORSE.

Backstage was quoted because the show was in a high school gymnasium with half of it tarped off. So "backstage" was just a high school basketball court and lockerroom.

There was no ass eating.
 
I googled Yo Yo Ma and came across this "Ma's primary performance instrument is a Montagnana cello built in 1733 valued at US$2.5 million." God damn

Take pics of Crimson's pathetic Alabama court. I havent seen it and i dont know if i should.

It's beautiful! I've been inviting you to play on it the last couple days ):

Buster Posey bought me tickets to see him play in Wrigley, what do I win?

Who?
 

DJ Bowser

Member
The Golddust character is especially odd given that he's a pretty typical Southern 'good ole boy' type person outside of the ring and outside of that character.

He had a nasty outside jumper.
 

CB3

intangibles, motherfucker
Must not live somewhere warm because when summer hits I sometimes need two showers a day just to not feel disgusting.

I do two showers a day if i need to. Id do two a day every day if there was water in California.

I cant imagine not taking atleast one shower every day.
 

Somnia

Member
What a bunch of fucking disgusting people. I love taking showers, twice a day. Once in the morning and again after the gym.
 

DJ Bowser

Member
The shower is the best part of the day. I generally take two.

I also run the water incredibly hot and come out of the shower looking like I've been sunburnt.
 
I do some of my best thinking in the shower

shower is life

Seriously. I've had some great ideas to problems I was stuck on at work while in the shower.

Also WTF at "I shower more depending upon how my work out goes". I rode my bike last night for an hour and I was drenched. I absolutely took a shower after that because there was no way I was going to be able to do anything else until I did. I can't imagine a work out where I don't feel the immediate need for a shower after.
 
Getting stoned and taking a shower is one of life greatest pleasures, all the way hot too, Bowser-style. I probably average 15-30 minutes in the shower a day, spread over two showers. I love not paying for water.
 
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