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[moojito]

Yeah, that woman doing the grid walk sure ain't no martin brundle.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Yeah, that woman doing the grid walk sure ain't no martin brundle.

Better looking though. Lol

Fifty... Lol that dude is the biggest troll of our generation.

 

[Pollux]

Fitty and EA. pure gold lol

 

[moojito]

Better looking though. Lol

Fifty... Lol that dude is the biggest troll of our generation.

No kidding. He posted a pic of himself driving up the hard shoulder to the race.

 

[Vicious]

I guess Danica isn't a driver.

 

[anddo0]

I guess Danica isn't a driver.

Yeah. what was that supposed to mean?

 

[Pollux]

Drivers and Danica? Fucking Franco...

 

[TylerD]

LOL Franco. Drivers and Danica.

 

[moojito]

Either he meant to say gentlemen and danica, or really just threw out a giant insult. Bad times all round.

 

[RichW]

Yeah, that was really fucking rude.

 

[Jamie OD]

Yeah. what was that supposed to mean?

He got "Drivers" confused with "Gentlemen" I think.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Wow he fucked that up real bad.

My guess it was supposed to be gentlemen and Danica.

Or

Drivers and he mixes it up and it ended up sounding like a huge insult.

 

[SummitAve]

It was just a shout out to Danica, not an insult.

 

[Chris R]

Golf did it first Fox `

 

[TylerD]

Golf did it first Fox `

I missed what this was about but I'm guessing not limited commercial interruptions.

 

[GhostWriter24]

I've only watched a handful of races in my life but I'm pretty pumped for this one. Let's go Danica!

EDIT: These camera angles are pretty awesome, especially the one that sounds like a machine gun as they pass and the in-ground cam.

 

[Vicious]

This is going to be a boring race.

 

[NihonTiger90]

Fox, that is not how you do side-by-side.

 

[B.K.]

I hope it doesn't rain today.

 

[GhostWriter24]

This is going to be a boring race.

200 laps bro, someone's bound to get loose.

 

[Vicious]

It's a good thing they have this side-by-side, otherwise we would have missed all of the drivers not passing each other.

 

[TylerD]

200mph follow the leader.

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

200mph follow the leader.

Imagine how much fun that is to be a part of.

 

[GhostWriter24]

200mph follow the leader.

Why would you want to jockey for position on the 15th lap out of 200?

 

[Valkyr Junkie]

Gyro cam is pretty cool. It's amazing how the track is even steeper in real life than it appears on TV.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

200 laps bro, someone's bound to get loose.

After what happened yesterday, a lot of the drivers are going to get gunshy about taking risks, for NASCAR's sake.

Not saying there won't be one or two crashes.

 

[TylerD]

Imagine how much fun that is to be a part of.

I wouldn't mind one bit.

 

[GhostWriter24]

Waltrip almost lost his shit there.

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

.

 

[rangersfan414]

So much for side by side!

 

[Pollux]

Is this boring because of the new cars or some other reason?

 

[NihonTiger90]

NASCAR: "This race is boring. THROW THE CAUTION."

 

[rangersfan414]

Of course. A phantom "debris" caution to try and make stuff more exciting.

It'll be the same single file cruising around after the restart.

 

[Vicious]

Green flag pitstops would've made things more interesting.

 

[GhostWriter24]

Pit stop!

 

[digita1alchemy]

Green flag pitstops would've made things more interesting.

Agreed.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Danica lost a bit on that stop.

 

[GhostWriter24]

Wow, why did that Clydesdale commercial make me secrete this salty residue from my eyeducts?

 

[Juicy Bob]

Invisibris caution?

Never mind, restart.

 

[GhostWriter24]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooo here we go!!!!!!!

 

[Chris R]

My boy JPM

At least Harvick won't win.

 

[NihonTiger90]

CHAOS

Stewart, Harvick, Kahne, Montoya all taken out. Keselowski, Mears and McMurray damaged, too.

Logano barely dodged that.

 

[digita1alchemy]

That took out some very heavy hitters.

EDIT: Logano probably needs a change of underwear.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Oh shit! Khane and Harvick out....Montoya, Stewart, and Keslowski took damage.

 

[rangersfan414]

So the phantom debris caution caused the drama nascar wanted.

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

I'm rooting for Logano after that, amazing he didn't get clipped.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Bush wrecked somebody!? Surprise surprise.. At least we don't have to worry about a Harvick win.

 

[B.K.]

So Kyle Busch caused the drama nascar wanted.

Fixed.

 

[TylerD]

Wow, why did that Clydesdale commercial make me secrete this salty residue from my eyeducts?

I wasn't even watching it and got a bit misty eyed. Landslide man, Landslide.

 

[Vicious]

Kyle could've at least taken himself out too while he was at it.